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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #141
    Sasha she is a model??

    He tricked us??
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #142
      Donk, I bet she gave up the anal?
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #143
        Originally posted by Russian Rocket
        you fukkin guys...that's why I love this board

        the name of the photo is 'resized_MEL' ....I mean... HEEEEL-OOOOO

        was it Melanie or Melissa, Donker?...or maybe a Melody
        melissa..... "resized" refers to a reduction of the huge size of the photo on the sony digital camera memory stick..... ie, way too large to load onto sbr, or for me to even see what the hell was in the photo it was so f'n big in "paint." so i reduced the photo by 400 percent to first see it, and second to save it for loading on to sbr........
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #144
          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
          Donk, I bet she gave up the anal?
          when i mention having "game," in my book for a woman to have truly serious game, you don't have to ask for anal....... To the contrary, no asking is required of me, for she wants it already, and sometimes she might "ask" for it, but usually the case is, with a woman with game, that she TELLS you to slam it up her ass.......
          Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-08-15, 02:10 AM.
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #145
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Sasha she is a model??

            He tricked us??
            lol.... it's not Halloween...... thus no tricks..... tho I do take as a compliment the suspicion that the photos of the parade of hotties that I have had pass through my loft might not be real, but rather of models off the internet..... In sum, pavyracer I am NOT.......

            ps.... on the subject of models, I do have one helluva story about a night i spent in Chicago with a Ford model who I met at the Tavern on Rusk Street while in town for a deposition..... she'd had a photo shoot with MJ (back when he was winning championships) earlier in the day, and had to fight his ass off in the limo to/from the shoot location, as he was coming on very strong according to her....... to sum it up, I closed on a NYC model working for the Ford Agency that even MJ in his prime couldn't tag........
            Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-08-15, 01:30 AM.
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            • The Kraken
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-25-11
              • 28918

              #146
              BRitish Colombia

              texas produced Vince Young, Meatloaf, The Eyeball KillerAnd worst of all, allows Bush to reside there

              BC by a Texas mile
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              • Russian Rocket
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-02-12
                • 43910

                #147
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                melissa..... "resized" refers to a reduction of the huge size of the photo on the sony digital camera memory stick..... ie, way too large to load onto sbr, or for me to even see what the hell was in the photo it was so f'n big in "paint." so i reduced the photo by 400 percent to first see it, and second to save it for loading on to sbr........
                I gotcha dude...I knew that the resized part was not referring to her
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                • Russian Rocket
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-02-12
                  • 43910

                  #148
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Sasha she is a model??

                  He tricked us??
                  NO coach...those pix are the real deal...Donker was dipping into that x100
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #149
                    We need a picture of Donk the Man.

                    I bet he is a 9/10
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #150
                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                      We need a picture of Donk the Man.

                      I bet he is a 9/10
                      shoulda payed closer attn, DDD, as one was up with a cutie sitting in my lap, and another of a 3x situation, tho i cut my eyes out of that photo...... i;m pretty sure they'e still out there somewhere......I'll probably, against all better judgment, put one up here in this thread at some point, just so 100 not as good looking guys with not near as much game can shred me......... to sum it up, when i online dated, most women thought i was a fake profile with phony "male model" photos....... and then they were surprised when they met me, as damn near everyone of them said "you're much better lookin' than in your photos."

                      and before you say, "listen to this big-headed egotistical mutha fcka........ "

                      A few acquaintances said this song immediately brought my "aura" to their minds........ in fact, I'd never heard the song til a babe I dated played it and said it made her think of me.......



                      I talk a lot of shit....... but it ain't braggin' mutha fcka, if you back it up.......
                      Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-08-15, 02:09 AM.
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #151
                        Listen to this big-headed egotistical mutha fcka!

                        Oh wait...

                        Keep those pics coming, homie!!!
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                        • Russian Rocket
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-02-12
                          • 43910

                          #152
                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                          We need a picture of Donk's donk.

                          I bet he is around 9-10 inches
                          Dangles Noooooooo
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #153
                            Rocky!!!

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                            • Slanina
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-21-09
                              • 3827

                              #154
                              Any Ohioans out there?
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                              • The Giant
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-21-12
                                • 21480

                                #155
                                I honestly can't tell if Auto Donk is a modern-day Clark Gable, or the biggest goofball ever.

                                Either way, keep the pictures coming, pal.
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                                • Seaweed
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 01-19-12
                                  • 26314

                                  #156
                                  If i busted out my memory stick and travelled down memory lane It would be unlike anything you ever imagined seeing. I lived a crazy movie like life.
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                                  • chico2663
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 09-02-10
                                    • 36915

                                    #157
                                    i am a texas boy living in ohio til september.
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                                    • chico2663
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-02-10
                                      • 36915

                                      #158
                                      donk you have girls with a little color in them. mex,asians or negroes please.ll
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                                      • Russian Rocket
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-02-12
                                        • 43910

                                        #159
                                        Originally posted by chico2663
                                        donk you have girls with a little color in them. mex,asians or negroes please.ll
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                                        • Swaggy P
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 01-28-14
                                          • 1091

                                          #160
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          swaggy showing his ignorance about h town...... river oaks is inside the loop, just west of downtown.... from that point and heading ten-15 miles west of there, into the memorial area, tanglewood, etc... are homes all in the 1-2mil range.... thousands of them..... he's referring to the champions/woodlands area, again, million dolllar homes by the thousands..... the only ghetto areas are east of downtown, just n.e. and s.e of town, and now the sw freeway area toward sugarland has tuned ghetto....... all in all, htown is a bad ass place to live.... i'll post some visuals in a bit.....
                                          I was mostly kidding. 90% of htown really does look like a ghetto compared to the city I live here in Canada but I really enjoyed my stay there. I found most people there to be very laid back and chill compared to the polite but uptight assholes I have to deal with here. Also I found that htown has a very strong and unique cultural presence, you get african american, mexican, white texan culture all mixed into one. In my opinion that's a lot better than the lame Canadian white bread culture that I'm surrounded with (90% of the town I live in consist of lame fukking boring ass white people) No soul, no vibe, nothing. And as already been talked about, the food. Huge platefuls of some of the most delicious food I've ever eaten in my life. From spicy cajun style fried chicken to actual authentic mexican food to texas bbq it's no wonder why you see so many obese slobs there. You can't really blame them! Hot women as well. I don't think I've ever seen a hot black woman in my life here in Canada until I took a trip to galleria mall. Seen so many light skinned beautiful black chicks that I had pretty much a boner the whole time. Not to mention some spicy hot latinas with huge sex appeal. Definitely something different from the usual ugly pasty skinned stuck up white chicks that one has to see everyday here. I could go on and on but will stop here.

                                          One of the negatives I found with my stay would be the strong racial tension that I felt there. You definitely get racism in Canada as well here and there but for the most part we all tend to get along. That's not really the vibe I got down there but overall it was a nice trip.
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                                          • opie1988
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-12-10
                                            • 23429

                                            #161
                                            Originally posted by Swaggy P
                                            I was mostly kidding. 90% of htown really does look like a ghetto compared to the city I live here in Canada but I really enjoyed my stay there. I found most people there to be very laid back and chill compared to the polite but uptight assholes I have to deal with here. Also I found that htown has a very strong and unique cultural presence, you get african american, mexican, white texan culture all mixed into one. In my opinion that's a lot better than the lame Canadian white bread culture that I'm surrounded with (90% of the town I live in consist of lame fukking boring ass white people) No soul, no vibe, nothing. And as already been talked about, the food. Huge platefuls of some of the most delicious food I've ever eaten in my life. From spicy cajun style fried chicken to actual authentic mexican food to texas bbq it's no wonder why you see so many obese slobs there. You can't really blame them! Hot women as well. I don't I've ever seen a hot black woman in my life here in Canada until I took a trip to galleria mall. Seen so many light skinned beautiful black chicks that I had pretty much a boner the whole time. Not to mention some spicy hot latinas with huge sex appeal. Definitely something different from the usual ugly pasty skinned stuck up white oysters that one has to see everyday here. I could go on and on but will stop here.

                                            One of the negatives I found with my stay would be the strong racial tension that I felt there. You definitely get racism in Canada as well here and there but for the most part we all tend to get along. That's not really the vibe I got down there but overall it was a nice trip.
                                            That sounds great and all.....but we mostly just prefer white people around these parts.

                                            We clear?
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450

                                              #162
                                              Originally posted by opie1988
                                              That sounds great and all.....but we mostly just prefer white people around these parts.

                                              We clear?
                                              Opie, what was the sit-down like with the parents of the black girl on your basketball team that you recruited?
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                                              • Swaggy P
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-28-14
                                                • 1091

                                                #163
                                                Originally posted by opie1988
                                                That sounds great and all.....but we mostly just prefer white people around these parts.

                                                We clear?
                                                Stop posting and go fukk off to your hillbilly kkk meeting. You will be late.
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                                                • opie1988
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-12-10
                                                  • 23429

                                                  #164
                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  Opie, what was the sit-down like with the parents of the black girl on your basketball team that you recruited?
                                                  There's always exception, Daggles. If swagger was a 57 1/2" tall 2nd grader....well then I wouldn't care if he was purple. You dig?
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                                                  • Swaggy P
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-28-14
                                                    • 1091

                                                    #165
                                                    Originally posted by opie1988
                                                    There's always exception, Daggles. If swagger was a 57 1/2" tall 2nd grader....well then I wouldn't care if he was purple. You dig?
                                                    I'm not black or white and neither is my racist family down there. When I was there I let them know that the way they refer to black people when talking with themselves is sickening and deplorable. By behaving in that manner then one is no different than the lowest form of white people. In other words im referring to the uneducated drunken wife beating redneck trash like yourself.
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                                                    • opie1988
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-12-10
                                                      • 23429

                                                      #166
                                                      Originally posted by Swaggy P
                                                      I'm not black or white and neither is my racist family down there. When I was there I let them know that the way they refer to black people when talking with themselves is sickening and deplorable. By behaving in that manner then one is no different than the lowest form of white people. In other words im referring to the uneducated drunken wife beating redneck trash like yourself.
                                                      Uhhhh.....just got thru saying I didn't care if you were purple as long as you could help my basketball team. So I think that proves I'm not a racist.

                                                      You say you're not black or white. I assume you must be an oriental fella? I can live with that.

                                                      Give us kind of a Jeremy Lin type of vibe. Great for marketing.
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #167
                                                        Swaggy go fuk yourself

                                                        I AM MAD NOW
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                                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-30-08
                                                          • 81450

                                                          #168
                                                          Originally posted by opie1988
                                                          There's always exception, Daggles. If swagger was a 57 1/2" tall 2nd grader....well then I wouldn't care if he was purple. You dig?
                                                          Yeah I get that, Opie. But what was the conversation like with the parents?

                                                          I mean you had to let them know about the do's and don'ts around those parts, right? Did you intimidate them?
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                                                          • Maverick11
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 09-21-10
                                                            • 1109

                                                            #169
                                                            I live in Houston near the galleria/tanglewood/memorial area....Lots of beautiful women and a great city to live in with lots to do
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                                                            • manny24
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-22-07
                                                              • 20046

                                                              #170
                                                              Swaggler give us your top 3 off shore skin
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                                                              • Auto Donk
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-03-13
                                                                • 43558

                                                                #171
                                                                long day in court...... guess no i gotta go chop the eyes outta my bday fun from several years back....... edit, that is..... so DDD can let his mind run rampant....... Damn that was a good birthday........

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                                                                • Auto Donk
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                                  • 43558

                                                                  #172
                                                                  although one of my best all-time stories of show-boating is part of this fun night, I won't gloat or spill the details of AD in his prime, knockin' em out, two at a time........ you guys canf figure these out, methinks......

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                                                                  nothing quite like havin' ur girl staring u in the eyes while doin' her girl 69......... well, actually, there are quite a lot of things that went down this particular night that were quite a bit better....... but i'll stop here for now.......
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                                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                                    • 81450

                                                                    #173
                                                                    Donker!!

                                                                    Were they best buds? Like Besties or BFFs?

                                                                    I like how you roll Donker.
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #174
                                                                      Automan you have a lot of girlfriends
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                                                                      • BriGuy
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 12-06-11
                                                                        • 1556

                                                                        #175
                                                                        The Colony is in the HIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!
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