the name of the photo is 'resized_MEL' ....I mean... HEEEEL-OOOOO
was it Melanie or Melissa, Donker?...or maybe a Melody
melissa..... "resized" refers to a reduction of the huge size of the photo on the sony digital camera memory stick..... ie, way too large to load onto sbr, or for me to even see what the hell was in the photo it was so f'n big in "paint." so i reduced the photo by 400 percent to first see it, and second to save it for loading on to sbr........
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#144
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Donk, I bet she gave up the anal?
when i mention having "game," in my book for a woman to have truly serious game, you don't have to ask for anal....... To the contrary, no asking is required of me, for she wants it already, and sometimes she might "ask" for it, but usually the case is, with a woman with game, that she TELLS you to slam it up her ass.......
lol.... it's not Halloween...... thus no tricks..... tho I do take as a compliment the suspicion that the photos of the parade of hotties that I have had pass through my loft might not be real, but rather of models off the internet..... In sum, pavyracer I am NOT.......
ps.... on the subject of models, I do have one helluva story about a night i spent in Chicago with a Ford model who I met at the Tavern on Rusk Street while in town for a deposition..... she'd had a photo shoot with MJ (back when he was winning championships) earlier in the day, and had to fight his ass off in the limo to/from the shoot location, as he was coming on very strong according to her....... to sum it up, I closed on a NYC model working for the Ford Agency that even MJ in his prime couldn't tag........
texas produced Vince Young, Meatloaf, The Eyeball KillerAnd worst of all, allows Bush to reside there
BC by a Texas mile
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Russian Rocket
SBR Aristocracy
09-02-12
43910
#147
Originally posted by Auto Donk
melissa..... "resized" refers to a reduction of the huge size of the photo on the sony digital camera memory stick..... ie, way too large to load onto sbr, or for me to even see what the hell was in the photo it was so f'n big in "paint." so i reduced the photo by 400 percent to first see it, and second to save it for loading on to sbr........
I gotcha dude...I knew that the resized part was not referring to her
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Russian Rocket
SBR Aristocracy
09-02-12
43910
#148
Originally posted by jjgold
Sasha she is a model??
He tricked us??
NO coach...those pix are the real deal...Donker was dipping into that x100
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#149
We need a picture of Donk the Man.
I bet he is a 9/10
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#150
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
We need a picture of Donk the Man.
I bet he is a 9/10
shoulda payed closer attn, DDD, as one was up with a cutie sitting in my lap, and another of a 3x situation, tho i cut my eyes out of that photo...... i;m pretty sure they'e still out there somewhere......I'll probably, against all better judgment, put one up here in this thread at some point, just so 100 not as good looking guys with not near as much game can shred me......... to sum it up, when i online dated, most women thought i was a fake profile with phony "male model" photos....... and then they were surprised when they met me, as damn near everyone of them said "you're much better lookin' than in your photos."
and before you say, "listen to this big-headed egotistical mutha fcka........ "
A few acquaintances said this song immediately brought my "aura" to their minds........ in fact, I'd never heard the song til a babe I dated played it and said it made her think of me.......
I talk a lot of shit....... but it ain't braggin' mutha fcka, if you back it up.......
I honestly can't tell if Auto Donk is a modern-day Clark Gable, or the biggest goofball ever.
Either way, keep the pictures coming, pal.
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26314
#156
If i busted out my memory stick and travelled down memory lane It would be unlike anything you ever imagined seeing. I lived a crazy movie like life.
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chico2663
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-02-10
36915
#157
i am a texas boy living in ohio til september.
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chico2663
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-02-10
36915
#158
donk you have girls with a little color in them. mex,asians or negroes please.ll
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Russian Rocket
SBR Aristocracy
09-02-12
43910
#159
Originally posted by chico2663
donk you have girls with a little color in them. mex,asians or negroes please.ll
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Swaggy P
SBR MVP
01-28-14
1091
#160
Originally posted by Auto Donk
swaggy showing his ignorance about h town...... river oaks is inside the loop, just west of downtown.... from that point and heading ten-15 miles west of there, into the memorial area, tanglewood, etc... are homes all in the 1-2mil range.... thousands of them..... he's referring to the champions/woodlands area, again, million dolllar homes by the thousands..... the only ghetto areas are east of downtown, just n.e. and s.e of town, and now the sw freeway area toward sugarland has tuned ghetto....... all in all, htown is a bad ass place to live.... i'll post some visuals in a bit.....
I was mostly kidding. 90% of htown really does look like a ghetto compared to the city I live here in Canada but I really enjoyed my stay there. I found most people there to be very laid back and chill compared to the polite but uptight assholes I have to deal with here. Also I found that htown has a very strong and unique cultural presence, you get african american, mexican, white texan culture all mixed into one. In my opinion that's a lot better than the lame Canadian white bread culture that I'm surrounded with (90% of the town I live in consist of lame fukking boring ass white people) No soul, no vibe, nothing. And as already been talked about, the food. Huge platefuls of some of the most delicious food I've ever eaten in my life. From spicy cajun style fried chicken to actual authentic mexican food to texas bbq it's no wonder why you see so many obese slobs there. You can't really blame them! Hot women as well. I don't think I've ever seen a hot black woman in my life here in Canada until I took a trip to galleria mall. Seen so many light skinned beautiful black chicks that I had pretty much a boner the whole time. Not to mention some spicy hot latinas with huge sex appeal. Definitely something different from the usual ugly pasty skinned stuck up white chicks that one has to see everyday here. I could go on and on but will stop here.
One of the negatives I found with my stay would be the strong racial tension that I felt there. You definitely get racism in Canada as well here and there but for the most part we all tend to get along. That's not really the vibe I got down there but overall it was a nice trip.
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#161
Originally posted by Swaggy P
I was mostly kidding. 90% of htown really does look like a ghetto compared to the city I live here in Canada but I really enjoyed my stay there. I found most people there to be very laid back and chill compared to the polite but uptight assholes I have to deal with here. Also I found that htown has a very strong and unique cultural presence, you get african american, mexican, white texan culture all mixed into one. In my opinion that's a lot better than the lame Canadian white bread culture that I'm surrounded with (90% of the town I live in consist of lame fukking boring ass white people) No soul, no vibe, nothing. And as already been talked about, the food. Huge platefuls of some of the most delicious food I've ever eaten in my life. From spicy cajun style fried chicken to actual authentic mexican food to texas bbq it's no wonder why you see so many obese slobs there. You can't really blame them! Hot women as well. I don't I've ever seen a hot black woman in my life here in Canada until I took a trip to galleria mall. Seen so many light skinned beautiful black chicks that I had pretty much a boner the whole time. Not to mention some spicy hot latinas with huge sex appeal. Definitely something different from the usual ugly pasty skinned stuck up white oysters that one has to see everyday here. I could go on and on but will stop here.
One of the negatives I found with my stay would be the strong racial tension that I felt there. You definitely get racism in Canada as well here and there but for the most part we all tend to get along. That's not really the vibe I got down there but overall it was a nice trip.
That sounds great and all.....but we mostly just prefer white people around these parts.
We clear?
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#162
Originally posted by opie1988
That sounds great and all.....but we mostly just prefer white people around these parts.
We clear?
Opie, what was the sit-down like with the parents of the black girl on your basketball team that you recruited?
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Swaggy P
SBR MVP
01-28-14
1091
#163
Originally posted by opie1988
That sounds great and all.....but we mostly just prefer white people around these parts.
We clear?
Stop posting and go fukk off to your hillbilly kkk meeting. You will be late.
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#164
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Opie, what was the sit-down like with the parents of the black girl on your basketball team that you recruited?
There's always exception, Daggles. If swagger was a 57 1/2" tall 2nd grader....well then I wouldn't care if he was purple. You dig?
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Swaggy P
SBR MVP
01-28-14
1091
#165
Originally posted by opie1988
There's always exception, Daggles. If swagger was a 57 1/2" tall 2nd grader....well then I wouldn't care if he was purple. You dig?
I'm not black or white and neither is my racist family down there. When I was there I let them know that the way they refer to black people when talking with themselves is sickening and deplorable. By behaving in that manner then one is no different than the lowest form of white people. In other words im referring to the uneducated drunken wife beating redneck trash like yourself.
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#166
Originally posted by Swaggy P
I'm not black or white and neither is my racist family down there. When I was there I let them know that the way they refer to black people when talking with themselves is sickening and deplorable. By behaving in that manner then one is no different than the lowest form of white people. In other words im referring to the uneducated drunken wife beating redneck trash like yourself.
Uhhhh.....just got thru saying I didn't care if you were purple as long as you could help my basketball team. So I think that proves I'm not a racist.
You say you're not black or white. I assume you must be an oriental fella? I can live with that.
Give us kind of a Jeremy Lin type of vibe. Great for marketing.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#167
Swaggy go fuk yourself
I AM MAD NOW
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#168
Originally posted by opie1988
There's always exception, Daggles. If swagger was a 57 1/2" tall 2nd grader....well then I wouldn't care if he was purple. You dig?
Yeah I get that, Opie. But what was the conversation like with the parents?
I mean you had to let them know about the do's and don'ts around those parts, right? Did you intimidate them?
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Maverick11
SBR MVP
09-21-10
1109
#169
I live in Houston near the galleria/tanglewood/memorial area....Lots of beautiful women and a great city to live in with lots to do
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20046
#170
Swaggler give us your top 3 off shore skin
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#171
long day in court...... guess no i gotta go chop the eyes outta my bday fun from several years back....... edit, that is..... so DDD can let his mind run rampant....... Damn that was a good birthday........
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#172
although one of my best all-time stories of show-boating is part of this fun night, I won't gloat or spill the details of AD in his prime, knockin' em out, two at a time........ you guys canf figure these out, methinks......
nothing quite like havin' ur girl staring u in the eyes while doin' her girl 69......... well, actually, there are quite a lot of things that went down this particular night that were quite a bit better....... but i'll stop here for now.......