JJ GOLD Day 2012 - Roast forum mascot JJ Gold!

[SBR Lou]

JJ GOLD Day 2012 - Roast forum mascot JJ Gold!

May 30th, 2012 is the second annual JJ Gold day at SBRforum. Read below for details on how to claim SBR Point freeplays by roasting the lovable clown.

• Video for 500 pt freeplay: Make a video imitating or roasting JJ Gold for a 500 point SBR Casino freeplay. One per poster.

• JJ's Greatest Hits: Paste your favorite JJ Gold post in this thread for a 50 point SBR Casino freeplay. Posters may not re-post the same post. Be the first to dig up the JJ classics! One per poster.

• Best JJ one-liner: Win a 25 point SBR Casino freeplay by pasting your favorite JJ Gold 1 liner. Limit of two unique posts per poster. Posters may not re-post the same post.

Deadline for posts and video entries is May 30th at 11:59PM ET. Freeplays will be credited on JJ Gold day May 30th, 2012. Casino freeplays carry 3X rollover.

[a4u2fear]

Yesssssss hamburgerrrrrs, this was a good time last year

[JerseyLove]

Never heard of ya pal a classic jj quote

[poloyol]

Who's jjgold?????

[Shortstop]

JJ GOLD Day 2012

• JJ's Greatest Hits: Paste your favorite JJ Gold post in this thread for a 50 point SBR Casino freeplay. Posters may not re-post the same post. Be the first to dig up the JJ classics! One per poster.

The one I go to is a room of course steaming hot, there are benches on the outer edges (perimeter of the room) and the rest is standing room in the middle. One door entry only and once everyone inside they lock it for like 30 minutes so the steam gets real hot, with an unlocked door any one can enter and steam releases out the door. Ok I prefer a towel or sometimes just go in with a jock strap or bikinni underwear. Majority of guys use just towels and some guys cut a slit in back of robe as it is trendy. The room I go to is usually packed with all benches taken and very few standing spots as steam pours in. I like sitting but the problem with that is if a guy comes in steam room nude and he is next to you if you even poke your head up his rooster is in your fukkin ear or near your fukkin face. So I keep my head down if sitting. If I am standing and I am alert because always a few wise asses trying to squeeze your fukkin balls as a joke not a gay act or pinch your ass in a game called grab ass. At times if there is a guy unsure of himself and a few horny guys around him they seduce and swarm him and the guy usually blows them in a fukkin lineup and a few sandwich him just like the word says and one fuks him in the ass and other holds him. It is sick, the noise could be deafening because of pain, moans, pleasure . What you need to be careful of is everyone is lubed up because of the hot steam and easy to fuk someone in ass with him really knowing it initially. My buddy felt a pinch last week and just thought a guy was fukkin around pinching him but he had a rooster in his ass and had to pull out. It is just too crowded and things happen like this. The normal guys usually just sit their or stand there and let the steam relax the. Some guys wack off and just shoot on the floor, sometimes fights start because *** gets on another guy . A few guys are gay and just go to play hard with each other or try and seduce straight guys in a sick game called jellywatchers. I go to watch the action and relax my muscles. Deuce I would love to see you get what is called "spindled" where a guy fuks you in ass right over another guys knee. I could hear your make sounds like a fukkin baby as your ass is pounded. Deuce come down one day and I will bring you, it is hilarious. You would be one of the door pounders trying to get out because your getting fukked in the ass or going to get fukked. The pounding of the doors is funny too and the door guy does not let anyone out unless of course a health or fire issue.

• Best JJ one-liner: Win a 25 point SBR Casino freeplay by pasting your favorite JJ Gold 1 liner. Limit of two unique posts per poster. Posters may not re-post the same post.

I fukked her 9 times one day and Jeffrey was made

Lets get every fukkin poster to go all in on this play

We sink together like a fukkin cult if it loses

[B1GER1C828]

the post where he talks about almsot ******* his grandma. couldnt find it.

[Roadtrip635]

This was fun last year roasting JJ "I tried to fukk my Aunt" Gold

Is JJ gonna make a video to kick off his special day?

[Brock Landers]

Awesome!

[secretstash]

roasting jj is easy.

fav one liners.

I confirmed this years ago
Saturday Night Fever
I wanted to be those people but did not have the looks or stamina

It will take a miracle for Obama to lose

You can thank dumb America

fav post

go fuk yourself..I hope your boat fukkin sinks

Blondie everyday cannot be beautiful

I am angry as fukkin hell

no where to go this weekend

I will be on fukkin warpath at sbr

-stash

[Smoke]

I'm gonna roast this baldy prikk

[mrmarket]

• JJ's Greatest Hits:Paste your favorite JJ Gold post in this thread for a 50 point SBR Casino freeplay. Posters may not re-post the same post. Be the first to dig up the JJ classics! One per poster.

I nailed a girl when I was 19 and it was very conventional in a bedroom with the curtains down and lights out. I was very nervous and had erectile problems and what was funny was my rooster could not get real hard and she was getting pissed off and she was real hot. I told her to keep sitting on it and pull my hair. It got a little hard but when she would ride me cowgirl it just kept coming out like 20 times and the intervals would last like 5 seconds only. It is hard when your rod does not stay erect. I mean she stroked it, blew it, and locked her thighs around it to get it hard. The fukkin thing went blue. We had a good rythymm for a while like 40 seconds and I came in her ear by mistake.

The girl was a rockette too from Broadway. I was nervous and just did not know how to react to her. She was older and her brother and sister were peeking in the door to see what was going on and they kep laughing at me because she would keep cursing me about my pecker coming on and calling me too inexperienced and a pussy that did no know how to fuk.

Boys I do not wish a small on anyone and has haunted me to this day with jokes and everything.

Women do not like guys with small peckers and it is not my fault. It is called genetics. I am a stud too, I am kind of depressed over my erectile problems.

Good Luck

ps: My first time was a dissaster and really always had issues in the bedroom and just makes me wonder.- JJGold


Win a 25 point SBR Casino freeplay by pasting your favorite JJ Gold 1 liner. Limit of two unique posts per poster. Posters may not re-post the same post.

1. If I spot bet the -130 is not that bad , hey their is no juice if you win. If you bet a game at -130 juice only comes into play if you lose

2.Where I am from we roll the fat guys down fukkin hills

[mrmarket]

the post where he talks about almsot ******* his grandma. couldnt find it.

Here you can use it:

I ain't big time???


Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.

Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

Fuk her

Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old

[tatddy]

Who gives a crap about some random forum poster? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

[BIGDAY]

I will make a vid. Will be epic!

[mynameismud]

do i get the day off work for jjgold day? are banks open?

[Boscoe]

Stevey lets face it we all want each other to lose their houses

That is how it goes when yiu have fellow gamblers

Example.....If I know Paver has 4k on Greece I swear inside I am praying he loses and then loses his house

It makes us happy, Paver feels the same way about me

We all do

K1785 I wish their were holes in your celing because you lost all money from gambling and cannot fix

K95839 call me

[Smoke]

do i get the day off work for jjgold day? are banks open?

yes and no


Al

[stuler]

JJgold "BCATS I can see you dating a hooker

I will never forget when you stared at camera for 2 hrs in chat and never said a word

It was the strangest thing I have ever seen"

[milwaukee mike]

one-liners:

Bigday stick to fishing man
You hicks are not good gamblers



Daddy hedging is a pussy way out

[milwaukee mike]

favorite post:

The Sharpest Guys In Chat??? Their Roster

1. 20 year old with no job, kicked out of school
2. 25 year old, white kid with afro and fukkin marbles in his fukkin mouth
3. 26 year old attorney that posts/chat 29 hrs per day even when he claims he is in courtroom
4. 17 year old from Vancouver, claims he has been betting for 7 years...do the fukkin math
5. 22 year old that claims to hit 75% but drives an 91 Accord
6. 71 year old that posts porn all day on board
7. 22 year old that claims he runs 5 Dimes
8. 37 year old jock , all sharked out, begging for points
9. 41 year old truck driver, claims he has inside info
10. 67 year old about to forclose on his house and says he kills them in bases
11. 19 year old in college that bets $1,000 per game although begging other guys for used college books
12. 25 year old mommy screaming in backround to leave house
13. 57 year old fired from 7 jobs, drunk as a fukkin skunk all the time
14. 35 year old that bets every fukkin game on board
15. last but not least 35 year old, claims she is a model and pro gambler, shows her , flirts with every guy, claims to know pro players and gets inside info and wins most of time and holds upper level job in major corp



Sorry I will take Players Talk Boys!!!!!

[SlickFazzer]

I may dig up something

[LVHerbie]

How To Stop A Losing Streak?

Sounds crazy but the best way is to bet both sides to the game just to snap out of it and get a winner. I have done this in horseracing also where I bet evert horse in the race. One year I was 0-47 with horse bets and bet all 9 horses in the filed and the winner payed $6.80.

How do you break losing streaks?

Here's a bunch of great JJisms from a thread where he got offered a 7k a month job as a line manager for cris and decided to turn it down

"The book owner saw my work posting and knew I was big time."
"I am leaning towards no only because I like it here in Newark and would not know anyone down there. It is hard to leave."
"Taxy I would have real tight lines and only -110 No price gouging bull shit like -3 -140"
"Really not into banging hookers every night, smoking pot and washig my fukkin car every day because of all the dirt roads."

[DiggityDaggityDo]

So this has already started? I thought we ha to wait until the 30th.

[InTheDrink]

This one fukkin killed me

Get a custom bed like 200 yards long and maybe 7 feet wide. Each guy just lies down next to each other with tight sweats on and sbr shirts so we have 200 guys lying down in a dark fukkin room and we all bull shit about gambling and life. It would be unreal scene and I bet we all come out of it with lots of knowledge.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1276411-greatest-sbr-scene-i-could-ever-imagine.html

[Carseller4]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/338479-any-guys-ever-run-escort-service.html

Thinking about it even though very competitive now.

I figure costs are low all you need are drivers, put some adds up on internet to get girls and then advertise them.

Pros: FUk tons of broads as a pimp, $$$$$$

Cons: could get busted on a small charge, girls are wacos, long hours, seedy business

JJGold always with the brightest of ideas!

Pure Genius!

[milwaukee mike]

someone has to be the first video, so here goes - i am setting the bar LOW

[Jericholic]

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Every mother fukker will be here posting all night instead of out with a girl
Valentines Day
Nobody has a valentine here
All banged up sick mother fukkers that are soooooooo fukkin weird
I have a angry face on all day, chip on my shoulder

Horse Shoe Heads
Overweight guys
Physcos
Corn Diggers
guys 6-7..129 stringbeans
the silent killers that never leave the house
glass house cocks
nerds
geeks
arrow heads (4 strands of hair combed from back to eyebrowns (Slim Shady)
Some good looking guys that never leave house and cannot speak in public
isolationists


Welcome To SBR..land of the free and land of the cannot get laid

Mike Corbin

Best JJ one-liner: Win a 25 point SBR Casino freeplay by pasting your favorite JJ Gold 1 liner. Limit of two unique posts per poster. Posters may not re-post the same post.

do the posters all sit around and look at penthouse magazines and watch porn?

I can see it

Why???????? I DO IT

I hit like 43% of my plays, I am horrible but not afraid to say my record or post picks. I might be one of the few that admit I lose my bikinni underwear every year. It is why I am Kingmaker.

[dj_destroyer]

Video:
(To come)

Best Post:

Stoners around here usually have long hair, wear jeans
Nice guys and like to chill

no sports though..they love music

They get some stoner chicks too

DJ not really a stoner right now

One Liners:

I hope she Fukkin buries you man

Call me later

Hockey is a death trap

I lose every fukkin year

Like 7 straight years now

[Sunde91]

6:00AM..............Shower, got some new device I put on tile (suction) It is the closest thing to a real ass. It is made of rubber but feels read..marketman no need to lube up because of warm shower water...need I say more?? It is the greatest device I ever bought
Price: Priceless

7:00AM......Post in my robe while drinking tea and having biscuits

8:30AM ..Check my cameras to see if anyone touched my fukkin land previous night

9:00AM....Laps in street..usually 60 yrd sprints, chinups , pushups....dips

10:00AM....Take a ride around City looking for Paid Trim, buy soem coke if around

11:00AM ...Go to deli and get cole cuts, rolls for games , talk with a few sharps at table, everyone shakes my hand as they know I am sharp and asks who I like

12:00AM.....Check my garden and talk with the trees

12:30PM....Usually do a line or two and bet the games

1:00PM..Kickoff, post, walk the rooster..eat a few sandwiches

2:15PM...Usually get horny and start watching porn and then make mad dash to bedroom and have fun with my projector, shaftmaster
Turn all lights out, project porn on my ceiling so it looks liek broads sitting on my face or are on top of me while I get shafmaster going, have to run 200 ft extension cord to shaftmaster because not much power upstairs..put the rooster in the device and the thing is great, electric fukkin suction, I go crazy, most of time I put towel in my mouth so nobody hears me moan. Clean up *** and everything

3:15PM...watch second halfs of early games

4:00PM ..late game bets..watch

5:00PM..usually get horny again and call a porn line/web cam porn and get off that way or try to..like for $50 an hr talk with hot chicks that actually want to meet me...we fuk around for a while

6:00PM..back to football..post of course in between all of this shit

7:00PM usually do some e-mailing..try and get posters to send me pics so I can picture face with posters

8:00PM...bet late stuff..order a fukkin pie..sprinklie with with pepper....soda
8:45 PM..while watching foots have desert (strawberries and chocolate) saw it on porn, cake, ice cream, whip cream with chocolate bananas.....cookies

9:30PM...watch football, post, drink a little champagne

10:30PM..night all horned up ready to do ANYTHING....post, try and call chicks to go out most hang up on me

11:30PM....struggling with myself, I usually break down, reflect on everything, get a big mirror and stare in it, scream, cry , see myself and what a fukkin loser I look like..I am a mess late at night post strange stuff..why me..why bald..why small rooster..why angry

12:30AM fuk it and do coke, scream a lot, go over days betting figures...strip down get into bed angry and usually spread out like 100 porn magazines and hump them all and try to get off..most of time fail

1:30 AM..exhausted from posting, fall asleep

Originally Posted by jjgold

bobby call me

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[Roxxyfish]

originally posted by J.J.Gold

Going To Take One Last Shot At Trying To Get In The Mafia

Fukkin failed once..they said I was a yapper and a loose sick cannon

I know a few guys that might give me shot on low level..hey no job so what the fuk and only sporadic work like picking up money, running cars to car wash, working in bar a little, picking up newspapers

Lets see if I can move up slowly

Wish me luck

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[ttwarrior1]

need to wait till saturday to do this imo, i'll wait

[secretstash]

need to wait till saturday to do this imo, i'll wait

the longer u wait the more people post quotes/etc in front of u and then u have to go through the 4-5 pages and make sure urs are not requotes.. otherwise u will not get credit for the fp's



-stash

[Iwinyourmoney]

One liner:

"Iwin you fukin hamburger"

Fav post:

IWIN slammed here


We all get slammed

Nobody wants sbr posters

[ZetaPsi808]

Just Kentucky games and bet the side he tells you to bet.

OnTheWhat knows KU basketball better than most.

jjgold telling posters to tail poster "onthewhat" in kentucky games

[CarpeDime]

Who gives a crap about some random forum poster? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

well because he is our hero and has given most of us meaning to our lives

we really feel like we are somebody now because jj has shown us why it is cool to be who we are because he is so cool

no one else knows how cool we are for posting on sbr and being degens who never leave the house and can't write or speak well and who never get laid and who have no life but being small-time -EV gamblers but thats ok, the important thing is WE know how cool we are