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  • Swinging Johnson
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-12-09
    • 7604

    #71
    Originally posted by The Prick
    fisher you cheap bastage, mebbe you should start divin inta higher class dumpsters an scrounge up enough good garbage ta pay for surgery. what are you like 19 you fuggin retard? grown ass man, granted cheapest tietewad in north america, thinkin about pullin his own wisdom teeth. best idea ever go for it. call me if ya need help ill bring a three pound sledge and bolt cutters to the party
    Prickster in my next life Opie and I are going to come back as half the man you are! I love the prick!
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    • Fishhead
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-11-05
      • 40179

      #72
      My plan of action is to use the SPIKE technique..........


      This cannot be to hard or even that painful .........have a pretty good pain tolerance.





      Procedure
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      • Swinging Johnson
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-12-09
        • 7604

        #73
        Fishhead, you are truly a leader of men and I believe (as does Opie) that you have thought this out thoroughly. I absolutely endorse your home remedy method of extracting your own wisdom teeth. I suggest you make a video so we can learn just how easy it is to do this on our own. Dentists are overpaid and we need you to confirm this.
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        • SBR_John
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-12-05
          • 16471

          #74
          Originally posted by minet123
          1)Fishy are you out of your mind
          2)PICK UP THE PHONE CALL UNLV OR IF YOUR STILL IN TAMPA ONE OF THE LARGER STATE SCHOOLS AND MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE DENTAL COLLEGE-ITS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE FREE
          (not sure if UNLV has a dental college but some place school close to Vegas has to have one)
          I had all my work done for FREE at the University of Pennsylvania-that's $40,000 for FREE.Every move the students make is supervised by a Dentist it just takes 5x as long
          This...

          Wisdom teeth are extremely hard to extract. Not sure its even possible without some additional leverage. You would be farrrrrr better off leaving them alone,
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          • will2survive
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-26-09
            • 8099

            #75
            not possible to get to the root. A dental surgeon is needed. Please, don't try. People trying to fix their health issues only makes them worse
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            • Phats1313
              SBR High Roller
              • 03-15-11
              • 111

              #76
              Damn this thread gave me flash backs when I had my wisdom teeth pulled, it sucked.
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              • AzNDooM
                SBR MVP
                • 01-29-08
                • 1611

                #77
                Painful as... a reminder to never go through that shit again.
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                • flyingillini
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 41219

                  #78
                  Of course this is all a joke but can you imagine if someone was really serious about trying to do this? You could cause yourself some serious damage and major health problems could ensue. This would be the last thing that would ever come to my mind. Having a good Dentist is needed along with other Doctor's in your life. I take full advantage of going to him whenever I have dental issues, and when I had my Wisdom teeth taken, it was a miserable experience...Taking care of your teeth is very important.... you can get major infections in your gums that can reach the rest of your body... hard to do but it can happen, deaths have been caused from infections that have started with neglected teeth,gum infections etc etc.
                  המוסד‎
                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                  • Extra Innings
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-26-10
                    • 15058

                    #79
                    Originally posted by Fishhead
                    My plan of action is to use the SPIKE technique..........


                    This cannot be to hard or even that painful .........have a pretty good pain tolerance.





                    Procedure
                    Looks pretty simply

                    couldn't be more painful than this

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                    • wtf
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-22-08
                      • 12983

                      #80
                      i think there is a reality show somewhere in there

                      life according to fishead

                      dumpster diving, self mutilation in the name of saving money, earning millions on commodities, huge farmer baron
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                      • Extra Innings
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-26-10
                        • 15058

                        #81
                        Originally posted by wtf
                        i think there is a reality show somewhere in there

                        life according to fishead

                        dumpster diving, self mutilation in the name of saving money, earning millions on commodities, huge farmer baron
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                        • eleuropeano
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 05-06-11
                          • 392

                          #82
                          The reason wisdom teeth are hard to pull out is they have deep roots. The roots go in you gums, which are in your head. The gums are full of nerves. You can do some serious damage to nerves in your head. That can leave your face paralyzed or worse.

                          Put them on your CC and then declare bankruptcy, but for fukk's sake, don't pull out your wisdom teeth on your own.
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                          • Ace_of_Spades
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 10-14-09
                            • 13518

                            #83
                            Why would you even attempt to do this. Stupid thread again by Fishguts.
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                            • denn333
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-16-05
                              • 1191

                              #84
                              Not gonna happen but it was a good read.
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                              • Bbr
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-17-10
                                • 3900

                                #85
                                NEVER EVER DO THIS PLEASEEE. I myself am in the dental profession. You could actually bleed to death from such a procedure in the clinic yet alone at home.
                                1. Do you know if you have any bleeding problems
                                2. What is your INR level i.e do you take warfarin
                                3. Have you had radiographs taken
                                4. Has any root been resorbed or is it firmly attached to the alveolus
                                5. Is you second molar being affected by your wisdom tooth?
                                6. How long have you had this pain for? if any.
                                7. Have you got an oppsing wisom tooth erupting? Extraction of this tooth may lead to over-eruption of a similar tooth in occlusion in the opposite arch
                                8. U FKN NEED ANAESTHETIC FOOL
                                9. Can you even afford pain-killers
                                10. Do you have sterile equipment?
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                                • Davydave
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 07-01-08
                                  • 700

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by minet123
                                  1)Fishy are you out of your mind
                                  2)PICK UP THE PHONE CALL UNLV OR IF YOUR STILL IN TAMPA ONE OF THE LARGER STATE SCHOOLS AND MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE DENTAL COLLEGE-ITS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE FREE
                                  (not sure if UNLV has a dental college but some place school close to Vegas has to have one)
                                  I had all my work done for FREE at the University of Pennsylvania-that's $40,000 for FREE.Every move the students make is supervised by a Dentist it just takes 5x as long
                                  This is the best way to go.
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                                  • Bbr
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-17-10
                                    • 3900

                                    #87
                                    Originally posted by Davydave
                                    This is the best way to go.
                                    Not that easy. You can welcome yourself to their endless waiting list. If u are in pain, see a dentist. If not. wait it out on the list.
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                                    • Fishhead
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 08-11-05
                                      • 40179

                                      #88
                                      Thanks for the advice........





                                      Off to the fabric store in a couple hours to buy some thread needles.


                                      Will sterilize with fire(matchsticks) and witch hazel.
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                                      • Fishhead
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 08-11-05
                                        • 40179

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by wtf
                                        i think there is a reality show somewhere in there

                                        life according to fishead

                                        dumpster diving, self mutilation in the name of saving money, earning millions on commodities, huge farmer baron

                                        Ag business has been good.........we are still top heavy with this investment.
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                                        • opie1988
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-12-10
                                          • 23429

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by Fishhead
                                          Thanks for the advice........
                                          Off to the fabric store in a couple hours to buy some thread needles.
                                          Will sterilize with fire(matchsticks) and witch hazel.
                                          That's the spirit, Fisher.

                                          At the end of the day.....it comes down to 2 simple questions:

                                          1) Do you enjoy giving away $1800 of your hard-earned money?

                                          2) Are you willing to make the sacrifices it takes to truly live the +EV life?

                                          I believe in you, Fish. Go for it!!
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                                          • Fishhead
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 08-11-05
                                            • 40179

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by opie1988
                                            That's the spirit, Fisher.

                                            At the end of the day.....it comes down to 2 simple questions:

                                            1) Do you enjoy giving away $1800 of your hard-earned money?

                                            2) Are you willing to make the sacrifices it takes to truly live the +EV life?

                                            I believe in you, Fish. Go for it!!

                                            My biggest concern is adaquate lighting.............well, one of my biggest.
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                                            • minet123
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-17-07
                                              • 10280

                                              #92
                                              Fishy if you do this you will end in the hospital which will cost you a fortune in the long run because everyone at the hospital will think you are a moron and wont give a flying rip
                                              as someone who had major teeth problems from 20+ years of drug abuse
                                              PLEASE PLEASE LISTEN
                                              Do not attempt this
                                              You will die from infection
                                              Now if you search some of my older post I will be the first to say that dentistry is a scam
                                              and i still hold to this
                                              but not all of it is
                                              hold out until one becomes infected than go to the hospital
                                              because if you attempt this you are going to die
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                                              • thespeculator
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-09-08
                                                • 2999

                                                #93
                                                don't do it, i had four removed and started bleeding like crazy, had to go back and get more stitches put in
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                                                • durito
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 07-03-06
                                                  • 13173

                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by Fishhead
                                                  PASS

                                                  Will never set foot in that country.......ever.
                                                  you are such a ******* idiot
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                                                  • Fishhead
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 08-11-05
                                                    • 40179

                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by durito
                                                    you are such a ******* idiot

                                                    Yup, and you're a nobody nothing.




                                                    SCOREBOARD

                                                    ******* IDIOT 54
                                                    NOBODY NOTHING 0



                                                    WINNER!


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                                                    • mrmarket
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-26-10
                                                      • 4953

                                                      #96
                                                      Don't try to stop natural selection people! Good luck Fishy!
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                                                      • str8upslik
                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                        • 01-26-11
                                                        • 135

                                                        #97
                                                        good luck man, i still gotta get all of mine taken out too... but thankfully insurance covers 80%.

                                                        let us know how it all goes!
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                                                        • The Prick
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 08-31-05
                                                          • 4965

                                                          #98
                                                          fisher once you got the wisdom teeth dicked go for a DIY circumcision or even better mebbe a vasectomy. screw that green bs, the future is home surgery. fisher you got a million potential cult members er followers hangin on the edge of there chairs son you gotta do this. you owe it to the masses you fuggin skinflint. an take a page outta that scientology scam make a vid an have tom cruise play you yankin them rotten ass fangs outta yer empty head
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                                                          • Fishhead
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 08-11-05
                                                            • 40179

                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by The Prick
                                                            fisher once you got the wisdom teeth dicked go for a DIY circumcision or even better mebbe a vasectomy. screw that green bs, the future is home surgery. fisher you got a million potential cult members er followers hangin on the edge of there chairs son you gotta do this. you owe it to the masses you fuggin skinflint. an take a page outta that scientology scam make a vid an have tom cruise play you yankin them rotten ass fangs outta yer empty head


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                                                            • Doug
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-10-05
                                                              • 6324

                                                              #100
                                                              This could be featured on.....

                                                              "1,000 ways to die"
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                                                              • opie1988
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 09-12-10
                                                                • 23429

                                                                #101
                                                                Screw the haters, Fish.

                                                                You've been working toward this moment your whole life.

                                                                This is your opportunity to rise from the ashes....and grab glory.

                                                                Sieze the day, Fish.

                                                                Yank those fukkers!!
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                                                                • pavyracer
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                                  • 82839

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Take a BB pistol and shoot several times at the bottom of the wisdom tooth while looking at a mirror until the tooth loosens up and then extract it with pliers. Consuming alcohol while doing this is highly recommended but is not necessary.
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                                                                  • minet123
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 02-17-07
                                                                    • 10280

                                                                    #103
                                                                    If this is true and you are going to attempt to pull your own wisdom teeth than you lack what they are named for
                                                                    my only other suggestion because I know they will do it for free is this
                                                                    Scrape up enough $ to get a southwest flight to Philadelphia
                                                                    Have Bobby pick you up at the airport
                                                                    Have him drive you over to University City section of Philadelphia
                                                                    get over to Race Street
                                                                    There you will find the emergency entrance to the dental clinic
                                                                    tell them you are in agony
                                                                    they will look and say you need your wisdom teeth pulled
                                                                    and direct you upstairs to the oral surgeon
                                                                    They will schedule appointment to remove them the next day
                                                                    Have Bobby drive you down to AC for the night
                                                                    Gamble
                                                                    come back to Philadelphia in the morning and get free surgery
                                                                    (you can also do this a Temple Dental school but Young Bobby might piss him self having to wait in North Philadelphia)
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                                                                    • Fishhead
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 08-11-05
                                                                      • 40179

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Money has taken a backseat to "just seein if I can actually do this"..........at this point, only about 40-60 of proceeding on my own with the procedure.


                                                                      The procedure will be done in Vegas if I somehow lack the proper instruction, utensils, and/or courage.
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                                                                      • Extra Innings
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 02-26-10
                                                                        • 15058

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Originally posted by Bbr
                                                                        NEVER EVER DO THIS PLEASEEE. I myself am in the dental profession. You could actually bleed to death from such a procedure in the clinic yet alone at home.
                                                                        1. Do you know if you have any bleeding problems
                                                                        2. What is your INR level i.e do you take warfarin
                                                                        3. Have you had radiographs taken
                                                                        4. Has any root been resorbed or is it firmly attached to the alveolus
                                                                        5. Is you second molar being affected by your wisdom tooth?
                                                                        6. How long have you had this pain for? if any.
                                                                        7. Have you got an oppsing wisom tooth erupting? Extraction of this tooth may lead to over-eruption of a similar tooth in occlusion in the opposite arch
                                                                        8. U FKN NEED ANAESTHETIC FOOL
                                                                        9. Can you even afford pain-killers
                                                                        10. Do you have sterile equipment?
                                                                        Smart
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