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  • TwoWays
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-10
    • 13145

    #1716
    How much funds u think this capture costs citizens?
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    • tony_come
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-31-10
      • 21695

      #1717
      Originally posted by Auto Donk
      perhaps the question is better asked as "whether you'd prefer a ten inch kahk with the girth of a coke can up your ass, or perhaps would prefer an amputee's stumpy arm invading your cinnamon ring."
      What would you prefer? HELP
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      • DwightShrute
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-17-09
        • 103072

        #1718
        Originally posted by TwoWays
        How much funds u think this capture costs citizens?
        the manhunt's cost is estimated at $1 million per day.
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        • TwoWays
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-24-10
          • 13145

          #1719
          Originally posted by DwightShrute
          the manhunt's cost is estimated at $1 million per day.
          Coulfa just requested a lone sniper and tracking guide to get the job done
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          • Smoke
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-09-09
            • 48111

            #1720
            Originally posted by tony_come
            What would you prefer? HELP
            Donker what both cocks up his booty
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #1721
              i've always envisioned tony as a "dp" guy
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              • compaqDikk
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-08-05
                • 5699

                #1722
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                we all laffed when the cop in charge told his men "be sure to look up," yet it just came out Sweat climbed up in a tree stand used by hunters when the cops were close to catching him, and the dumb asses walked right under him without noticing him a mere ten feet above them!!!

                talk about an adrenaline spike.........
                zaccheus , come down from that tree
                donkey. me and parlayinhtown are deacons at houston second baptist. please join us this sunday. there are some things we need to go over with you

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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #1723
                  the guy that scaled the outside of Tony Montana's house, you know, the cool guy with the shades, would have been perfect for this mahunt....

                  he's cool, calm, collected, deadly and very good killing guys that are under the influence of drugs and in a bad, sexually obsessive relationship
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                  Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-01-15, 08:33 AM.
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                  • Ralphie Halves
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-13-09
                    • 4507

                    #1724
                    Originally posted by TwoWays
                    How much funds u think this capture costs citizens?
                    I don't like that phrase. Citizen's taxes didn't go up as a result of this. They remain the same. Money just gets allocated differently. Your tax dollars rarely go to where you want it to go anyway.
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                    • rkelly110
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 10-05-09
                      • 39691

                      #1725
                      That piece of shit who ambushed two of PA's state police, killing one, cost PA 8 mil. They didn't even put a bullet
                      in him. Beat him up pretty good.
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #1726
                        wow, just learned that Sweat is denying laying the "stump" to the pig...... that's a disappointing development....
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                        • PittsburghPlayer
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-11-10
                          • 6760

                          #1727
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          wow, just learned that Sweat is denying laying the "stump" to the pig...... that's a disappointing development....
                          for those whose lives are dependent upon drama I imagine it is.
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #1728
                            I was just thinking of the substantial revenue opportunity that my porn production company ive decided to form is going to lose as a result of not being able to capitalize in the amputee porn arena with an excellent knock-off feature based on Sweat's prison escape/prison environment.....

                            "Stumped" will have to be shelved for now....

                            sad thing is there's a good lookin' amputee that's still going to be on the unemployment line instead of making fine quality films......

                            #"Pump the Stump"
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                            • trytrytry
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-13-06
                              • 23649

                              #1729
                              they escaped twice now it appears. went back the first time..
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                              • Ghenghis Kahn
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-02-12
                                • 19734

                                #1730
                                so who gets paid for the movie deal? sweat family?
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #1731
                                  my new porno production company, "Auto Dick Productions, LLLC" hopefully.......
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                                  • Ra77er
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-20-11
                                    • 10969

                                    #1732
                                    Muffcorp has a global branding that I like. I would be willing to contribute betpoints to this venture AD. Let me know if you need a backer.
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #1733
                                      I may form a subsidiary, "Auto Fist, Inc." with all sbr betpoints contributed, to keep the accounting straight
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #1734
                                        We're on our way, Ra7! AFI now has a buck! I need to open an sbr ghost account, "Mr. Fister," to syphon the sbr donations to the Company, so the they don't get donked off in the poker room or casino....

                                        Auto Fist, Inc., in conjunction with SBRP, brings you:
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                                        Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-01-15, 11:09 AM.
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                                        • Giants007
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 06-03-15
                                          • 801

                                          #1735
                                          its weird not checking my phone every 20 minutes seeing if there is any news on these guys
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                                          • Ra77er
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 06-20-11
                                            • 10969

                                            #1736
                                            The fact that you have a rubber hand just lying around the house is awesome Donker

                                            Dude you are one crazy mofo.
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                                            • Big Bear
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-01-11
                                              • 43253

                                              #1737
                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                              the guy that scaled the outside of Tony Montana's house, you know, the cool guy with the shades, would have been perfect for this mahunt....

                                              he's cool, calm, collected, deadly and very good killing guys that are under the influence of drugs and in a bad, sexually obsessive relationship
                                              that was a good movie.

                                              That final song was my intro when i played college baseball
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                                              • Giants007
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 06-03-15
                                                • 801

                                                #1738
                                                lol, you meant to say jr college intramural softball
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #1739
                                                  Originally posted by Ra77er
                                                  The fact that you have a rubber hand just lying around the house is awesome Donker

                                                  Dude you are one crazy mofo.
                                                  it was part of a halloween costume a few years back, in stead of "Mister Roboto", I was "Fister ___to", even had a shirt printed up saying "Fister ______"

                                                  hung it around my neck at the halloween party we went to at a "lifestyle" club.... three or four swinger wives tried their mollied-up best to cram that thing inside themselves......

                                                  rest of my costume was a sombero and a drawn on handlebar mustache.........

                                                  and a bullwhip....

                                                  one helluva night.......
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                                                  • The Giant
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-21-12
                                                    • 21480

                                                    #1740
                                                    Life was more exciting when these guys were on the run.
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                                                    • DwightShrute
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 01-17-09
                                                      • 103072

                                                      #1741
                                                      Originally posted by The Giant
                                                      Life was more exciting when these guys were on the run.
                                                      too bad they didn't have a go-pro
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                                                      • The Giant
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-21-12
                                                        • 21480

                                                        #1742
                                                        I was hoping they would've opened a twitter account.

                                                        Imagine taking pictures on the run. Would've been legendary.
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #1743
                                                          nah... there's a ton of pictures of brush, and drunk guys shittin' their pants on the web........

                                                          nothing to see here.... move along.......
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                                                          • DwightShrute
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 01-17-09
                                                            • 103072

                                                            #1744
                                                            Originally posted by The Giant
                                                            I was hoping they would've opened a twitter account.

                                                            Imagine taking pictures on the run. Would've been legendary.
                                                            ya

                                                            "Matt is so drunk he shit himself. Fukk this. I am outta here tomorrow. By this time tomorrow I will be drinking Molson Canadian and smoking Player's light. Later eh ..... bitches"
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                                                            • tony_come
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 03-31-10
                                                              • 21695

                                                              #1745
                                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                              We're on our way, Ra7! AFI now has a buck! I need to open an sbr ghost account, "Mr. Fister," to syphon the sbr donations to the Company, so the they don't get donked off in the poker room or casino....

                                                              Auto Fist, Inc., in conjunction with SBRP, brings you:
                                                              Get some sun bro
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                                                              • Auto Donk
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-03-13
                                                                • 43558

                                                                #1746
                                                                Originally posted by tony_come
                                                                Get some sun bro
                                                                obviously, that photo was taken AFTER I cut my forearm off right above the elbow.... all the blood had run out of it........
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                                                                • compaqDikk
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 10-08-05
                                                                  • 5699

                                                                  #1747
                                                                  Originally posted by The Giant
                                                                  Life was more exciting when these guys were on the run.
                                                                  yeah man, lot of have sunk into a major depression. i visited cnn about 20x a day now i don't know what to do with myself
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                                                                  • flyingillini
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-06-06
                                                                    • 41219

                                                                    #1748
                                                                    Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                                                    yeah man, lot of have sunk into a major depression. i visited cnn about 20x a day now i don't know what to do with myself
                                                                    Compakky, I think about you everyday, you are a true hero
                                                                    המוסד‎
                                                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #1749
                                                                      He still has to get some solitary confinement daily regardless of any deals he makes
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                                                                      • Smoke
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 10-09-09
                                                                        • 48111

                                                                        #1750
                                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                        He still has to get some solitary confinement daily regardless of any deals he makes
                                                                        Bullshit
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