Epic Prison Escape in NY

**TwoWays** · 06-30-15, 05:47 PM

How much funds u think this capture costs citizens?

**tony_come** · 06-30-15, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

perhaps the question is better asked as "whether you'd prefer a ten inch kahk with the girth of a coke can up your ass, or perhaps would prefer an amputee's stumpy arm invading your cinnamon ring."

What would you prefer? HELP

**DwightShrute** · 06-30-15, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by TwoWays

How much funds u think this capture costs citizens?

the manhunt's cost is estimated at $1 million per day.

**TwoWays** · 06-30-15, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

the manhunt's cost is estimated at $1 million per day.

Coulfa just requested a lone sniper and tracking guide to get the job done

**Smoke** · 06-30-15, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by tony_come

What would you prefer? HELP

Donker what both cocks up his booty

**Auto Donk** · 06-30-15, 10:32 PM

i've always envisioned tony as a "dp" guy

**compaqDikk** · 06-30-15, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

we all laffed when the cop in charge told his men "be sure to look up," yet it just came out Sweat climbed up in a tree stand used by hunters when the cops were close to catching him, and the dumb asses walked right under him without noticing him a mere ten feet above them!!!

talk about an adrenaline spike.........

zaccheus , come down from that tree
donkey. me and parlayinhtown are deacons at houston second baptist. please join us this sunday. there are some things we need to go over with you

**Auto Donk** · 07-01-15, 08:05 AM

the guy that scaled the outside of Tony Montana's house, you know, the cool guy with the shades, would have been perfect for this mahunt....

he's cool, calm, collected, deadly and very good killing guys that are under the influence of drugs and in a bad, sexually obsessive relationship

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**Ralphie Halves** · 07-01-15, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by TwoWays

How much funds u think this capture costs citizens?

I don't like that phrase. Citizen's taxes didn't go up as a result of this. They remain the same. Money just gets allocated differently. Your tax dollars rarely go to where you want it to go anyway.

**rkelly110** · 07-01-15, 08:27 AM

That piece of shit who ambushed two of PA's state police, killing one, cost PA 8 mil. They didn't even put a bullet
in him. Beat him up pretty good.

**Auto Donk** · 07-01-15, 08:32 AM

wow, just learned that Sweat is denying laying the "stump" to the pig...... that's a disappointing development....

**PittsburghPlayer** · 07-01-15, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

wow, just learned that Sweat is denying laying the "stump" to the pig...... that's a disappointing development....

for those whose lives are dependent upon drama I imagine it is.

**Auto Donk** · 07-01-15, 08:45 AM

I was just thinking of the substantial revenue opportunity that my porn production company ive decided to form is going to lose as a result of not being able to capitalize in the amputee porn arena with an excellent knock-off feature based on Sweat's prison escape/prison environment.....

"Stumped" will have to be shelved for now....

sad thing is there's a good lookin' amputee that's still going to be on the unemployment line instead of making fine quality films......

#"Pump the Stump"

**trytrytry** · 07-01-15, 08:48 AM

they escaped twice now it appears. went back the first time..

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 07-01-15, 08:54 AM

so who gets paid for the movie deal? sweat family?

**Auto Donk** · 07-01-15, 09:04 AM

my new porno production company, "Auto Dick Productions, LLLC" hopefully.......

**Ra77er** · 07-01-15, 09:16 AM

Muffcorp has a global branding that I like. I would be willing to contribute betpoints to this venture AD. Let me know if you need a backer.

**Auto Donk** · 07-01-15, 09:43 AM

I may form a subsidiary, "Auto Fist, Inc." with all sbr betpoints contributed, to keep the accounting straight

**Auto Donk** · 07-01-15, 10:22 AM

We're on our way, Ra7! AFI now has a buck! I need to open an sbr ghost account, "Mr. Fister," to syphon the sbr donations to the Company, so the they don't get donked off in the poker room or casino....

Auto Fist, Inc., in conjunction with SBRP, brings you:

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**Giants007** · 07-01-15, 11:40 PM

its weird not checking my phone every 20 minutes seeing if there is any news on these guys

**Ra77er** · 07-01-15, 11:49 PM

The fact that you have a rubber hand just lying around the house is awesome Donker

Dude you are one crazy mofo.

**Big Bear** · 07-01-15, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

the guy that scaled the outside of Tony Montana's house, you know, the cool guy with the shades, would have been perfect for this mahunt....

he's cool, calm, collected, deadly and very good killing guys that are under the influence of drugs and in a bad, sexually obsessive relationship

that was a good movie.

That final song was my intro when i played college baseball

**Giants007** · 07-01-15, 11:53 PM

lol, you meant to say jr college intramural softball

**Auto Donk** · 07-02-15, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by Ra77er

The fact that you have a rubber hand just lying around the house is awesome Donker

Dude you are one crazy mofo.

it was part of a halloween costume a few years back, in stead of "Mister Roboto", I was "Fister ___to", even had a shirt printed up saying "Fister ______"

hung it around my neck at the halloween party we went to at a "lifestyle" club.... three or four swinger wives tried their mollied-up best to cram that thing inside themselves......

rest of my costume was a sombero and a drawn on handlebar mustache.........

and a bullwhip....

one helluva night.......

**The Giant** · 07-02-15, 07:19 PM

Life was more exciting when these guys were on the run.

**DwightShrute** · 07-02-15, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Life was more exciting when these guys were on the run.

too bad they didn't have a go-pro

**The Giant** · 07-02-15, 07:28 PM

I was hoping they would've opened a twitter account.

Imagine taking pictures on the run. Would've been legendary.

**Auto Donk** · 07-02-15, 07:40 PM

nah... there's a ton of pictures of brush, and drunk guys shittin' their pants on the web........

nothing to see here.... move along.......

**DwightShrute** · 07-02-15, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

I was hoping they would've opened a twitter account.

Imagine taking pictures on the run. Would've been legendary.

ya

"Matt is so drunk he shit himself. Fukk this. I am outta here tomorrow. By this time tomorrow I will be drinking Molson Canadian and smoking Player's light. Later eh ..... bitches"

**tony_come** · 07-02-15, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

We're on our way, Ra7! AFI now has a buck! I need to open an sbr ghost account, "Mr. Fister," to syphon the sbr donations to the Company, so the they don't get donked off in the poker room or casino....

Auto Fist, Inc., in conjunction with SBRP, brings you:

Get some sun bro

**Auto Donk** · 07-02-15, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by tony_come

Get some sun bro

obviously, that photo was taken AFTER I cut my forearm off right above the elbow.... all the blood had run out of it........

**compaqDikk** · 07-03-15, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Life was more exciting when these guys were on the run.

yeah man, lot of have sunk into a major depression. i visited cnn about 20x a day now i don't know what to do with myself

**flyingillini** · 07-03-15, 05:53 AM

Originally posted by compaqDikk

yeah man, lot of have sunk into a major depression. i visited cnn about 20x a day now i don't know what to do with myself

Compakky, I think about you everyday, you are a true hero

**jjgold** · 07-03-15, 08:08 AM

He still has to get some solitary confinement daily regardless of any deals he makes

**Smoke** · 07-03-15, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

He still has to get some solitary confinement daily regardless of any deals he makes

Bullshit