Epic Prison Escape in NY

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Unfrickkin believable! so i was just reading about this movie on IMDB and apparently its about whitty bulger? GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I hate how every cool character in movies has to be a snitch. Cant they just make a movie about a guy that keeps it real?

Yup, thats why I posted the video, somebody had mentioned Whitey Bulger.

[yydouble]

They had a live press conference this morning. You would have loved it, law enforcement official after law enforcement official took the podium thanking one another for their efforts and co-operation. The chief thanked the FBI, the FBI thanked the mayor, the mayor thanked the prison warden, the prison warden thanked the neighboring prison staff for taking the crooked guard to their prison because his prison couldn't handle the publicity. Then the chief got back up there and implored everyone to look around their property and report anything that seems out of the ordinary, no detail too small. Any footprints where "they shouldn't be" or any "suspicious activity".

That's when I said to myself, "my god they have absolutely nothing"

[DiggityDaggityDo]

These guys might be on a Mexican beach right now sipping margaritas.

[yydouble]

There's no way they are in the woods still. They have the border patrol helicopters with he infra red cameras and motion sensors flying all over the place. I've seen the images they produce on "Border Wars". Anything giving off heat stands out like a sore thumb just like in predator. They can scan a square mile in about 3min.
These guys got in a car or truck before the checkpoints went up.

[BrickJames]

They had a live press conference this morning. You would have loved it, law enforcement official after law enforcement official took the podium thanking one another for their efforts and co-operation. The chief thanked the FBI, the FBI thanked the mayor, the mayor thanked the prison warden, the prison warden thanked the neighboring prison staff for taking the crooked guard to their prison because his prison couldn't handle the publicity. Then the chief got back up there and implored everyone to look around their property and report anything that seems out of the ordinary, no detail too small. Any footprints where "they shouldn't be" or any "suspicious activity".

That's when I said to myself, "my god they have absolutely nothing"

omg omg omg im laughing so fukkin hard right now, the cat woke up all the way downstairs and is just starring at me wondering whats so funny.

[BrickJames]

cops having a big circle jerk over their huge failure! my face hurts

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Why haven't they called this guy yet? These guys would have been caught a week ago.

[BrickJames]

Why haven't they called this guy yet? These guys would have been caught a week ago.

these guys would chop dog in two. dog is probably scared sh!tless that someone will ask for his help

[yydouble]

I watch Dogg religiously. Dogg's angle is everyone always goes back to what they know, whether it be a place, an occupation, a habit, a friend or a family member.
Of course, he is dealing with bail jumpers that are facing probation or maybe a couple years max, on an island, with one airport.
Our guys are cold blooded killers, an expert craftsman and a cocksmith with nothing to lose and 3 countries to choose from.

[BrickJames]

I watch Dogg religiously. Dogg's angle is everyone always goes back to what they know, whether it be a place, an occupation, a habit, a friend or a family member.
Of course, he is dealing with bail jumpers that are facing probation or maybe a couple years max, on an island, with one airport.
Our guys are cold blooded killers, an expert craftsman and a cocksmith with nothing to lose and 3 countries to choose from.

Sharp

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I watch Dogg religiously. Dogg's angle is everyone always goes back to what they know, whether it be a place, an occupation, a habit, a friend or a family member.
Of course, he is dealing with bail jumpers that are facing probation or maybe a couple years max, on an island, with one airport.
Our guys are cold blooded killers, an expert craftsman and a cocksmith with nothing to lose and 3 countries to choose from.

So they will find them in a 6x8 foot room, eating gruel and pleasuring themselves to a sears catalog.

[yydouble]

So they will find them in a 6x8 foot room, eating gruel and pleasuring themselves to a sears catalog.

It's funny how everything we say about these guys has a double meaning with sexual innuendo because one is King of Dong.

[ByeShea]

She probably made some mistakes?
She had sex with an inmate, helped him escape and didn't tell her husband the inmate planned to kill him until she got arrested.
She probably made some mistakes?
She is facing 8 yrs min.
Would you visit her in jail and publicly support her?

Ra77er is sneaking her in a power tool.

[jjgold]

Still no sign of them

It's starting to not look good

[yydouble]

"Starting" is an understatement JJ.
The smart one is gone. He'll be speaking some exotic language and nailing natives inside of two weeks.
Maybe the dummy turns up after a few months if we get lucky.

[Ralphie Halves]

Ralphie said they are together in A cabin in Vermont. He thinks escaping prison is like going to The Hamptons.
I'm serious now.
They are split up for sure.

LOL, I was just thinking survival in general would be easier together. Gotta survive first. You've seen Naked and Afraid, right? One has to start a fire while the other goes and gets coconuts. Then they can make a radio out of them and track the police's movements.

[Auto Donk]

glad to see a good jail break that didn't end badly for the criminals.....

God Speed, you filthy murderers, God Speed!!!!

sincerely,
AD, Champion of the Underdog

[BrickJames]

They put on the work, they obviously wanted it. Let em have their freedom. Fukk it

[Auto Donk]

LOL, I was just thinking survival in general would be easier together. Gotta survive first. You've seen Naked and Afraid, right? One has to start a fire while the other goes and gets coconuts. Then they can make a radio out of them and track the police's movements.

you talk about the mundane of the "couple" on the lamb...... (what the hell does that phrase "on the lamb" exactly mean, anyhow)

but you fail to address the issue raised by a former client of mine, unfortunately incarcerated, raised with me after being placed with a less than desirable new roommate in TDC, who was twice his size....

new roommate: "so, if we're gonna get along in here, one of us has to be the husband, and one of us has to be the wife each night. what do you choose?"

former unfortunate client: "well, I guess I'll be the husband."

new roommate: "okay, well, get over here and suck your wife's dick"

[sandos139]

These guys are getting helped, noooo fuken way there still in the woods getting eatin alive, there watching this on the news, letting it play out and little by little blending in by getting further & further away and changing their appearances

[The Giant]

These guys are probably stuck up in some tree about 50 feet from the prison.

[BrickJames]

These guys are probably stuck up in some tree about 50 feet from the prison.

Lol

[Ralphie Halves]

you talk about the mundane of the "couple" on the lamb...... (what the hell does that phrase "on the lamb" exactly mean, anyhow)

but you fail to address the issue raised by a former client of mine, unfortunately incarcerated, raised with me after being placed with a less than desirable new roommate in TDC, who was twice his size....

new roommate: "so, if we're gonna get along in here, one of us has to be the husband, and one of us has to be the wife each night. what do you choose?"

former unfortunate client: "well, I guess I'll be the husband."

new roommate: "okay, well, get over here and suck your wife's dick"

Not sure where "On the lam" came from.

Maybe the smaller one developed feelings for his new husband, which could explain why they're still together. It's the new Bonnie and Clyde!

[BrickJames]

"flight," as in on the lam, 1897, from a U.S. slang verb meaning "to run off" (1886), of uncertain origin, perhaps somehow from the first element of lambaste, which was used in British student slang for "beat" since 1590s.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

The one guy getting dikk reduction surgery so he cannot be identified.

You know that is the first thing the cops will look for if they find someone that they think is him.

[yydouble]

I'd you're a dr who specializes in dick reduction you need a 2nd job for sure

[jjgold]

These guys are probably stuck up in some tree about 50 feet from the prison.

that would be funny

If they started posting photos it would be one of biggest stories of all times

[The Kraken]

These guys are probably stuck up in some tree about 50 feet from the prison.

[SomeDayinBuffalo]

By now they split up or one killed the other. If they made it into Canada and got a ride some how and made some mileage up they could be deep in the woods. They will get them at some point. It could be some time now.

[GT21Megatron]

Not sure if this has been posted yet but How does this shit happen with all the media and news people around......

[odog11]

Not sure if this has been posted yet but How does this shit happen with all the media and news people around......

Cuz the prison crew busy dealing with all the media and news people all over the damn place! No time to keep an eye on f'tards with bags crossing the street and hosting bags up useless poles that don't actually place bags inside the prison, never mind in the hands of an actual prisoner.

Real question is, what is this narrator guy on? I am staying way from that shite.

[BrickJames]

Not sure if this has been posted yet but How does this shit happen with all the media and news people around......

oh wow,this is so epic, this post just gave this thread new life!

[jjgold]

That was fake but funny

oh wow,this is so epic, this post just gave this thread new life!

[BrickJames]

That was fake but funny

Why fake JJ?

[jjgold]

It would be all over the news