Christ like MMA betting

**Vaughany** · 08-03-12, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

lol. i was in AC for the bellator event where mike chandler beat patricky friere in the tournament. my buddy had a good chunk on friere, who lost. so we run into chandler (with his family) in a restaurant after the fights. my friend kept saying he was going to stomp out chandler. it was hilarious. he was talking loud enough that it got a little awkward for everyone, esp. our wives. lol. next day he claims someone laced his drink and he couldnt remember anything (he also didnt remember yelling "you da man, jimmy smith" in the mens room, which was another awkward moment).

hahahaha quality...sounds like the kind of shiit one of my buddies would do and claim!

**gabe** · 08-03-12, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

lol. i was in AC for the bellator event where mike chandler beat patricky friere in the tournament. my buddy had a good chunk on friere, who lost. so we run into chandler (with his family) in a restaurant after the fights. my friend kept saying he was going to stomp out chandler. it was hilarious. he was talking loud enough that it got a little awkward for everyone, esp. our wives. lol. next day he claims someone laced his drink and he couldnt remember anything (he also didnt remember yelling "you da man, jimmy smith" in the mens room, which was another awkward moment).

lmaoooo one too many brew's

**NunyaBidness** · 08-03-12, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

lol. i was in AC for the bellator event where mike chandler beat patricky friere in the tournament. my buddy had a good chunk on friere, who lost. so we run into chandler (with his family) in a restaurant after the fights. my friend kept saying he was going to stomp out chandler. it was hilarious. he was talking loud enough that it got a little awkward for everyone, esp. our wives. lol. next day he claims someone laced his drink and he couldnt remember anything (he also didnt remember yelling "you da man, jimmy smith" in the mens room, which was another awkward moment).

I have a feeling it was Jimmy Smith's finest hour.

**PunisherIND** · 08-03-12, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

I have a feeling it was Jimmy Smith's finest hour.

lmao, he actually acknowledged my friend with a wave, whilst pissing.

**Educ8d Degener8** · 08-03-12, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by gabe

might run into 'em, might even run over 'em, if they don't make me $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ha

I hope you run into Arianny's vagina.

**gabe** · 08-03-12, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8

I hope you run into Arianny's vagina.

oh man, i'd love to give her a deep d1ckin

**NunyaBidness** · 08-03-12, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by gabe

oh man, i'd love to give her a deep d1ckin

I think that's unlikely, for several reasons.

**gabe** · 08-03-12, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

I think that's unlikely, for several reasons.

****************crickets**************** *

**Jesus Christ** · 08-04-12, 01:05 AM

YTD 43-47-2 +$5,109.22
4 plays for tomorrows UFC on Fox 4 that I will be at live

My first play is on John Moraga..I've expressed my feelings on this fight earlier in this thread and I haven't slept in days so I'm too tired to do it again lol......I'll say John Moraga wins via Unanimous Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

Second play is on Manny Gamburyan..I think this fight will take place where ever Manvel wants it...I think he will mix up some clinch work with some bombs...Omigawa might have slight edge in technical striking but the power difference and positional control along the cage is what is going to win this fight in the judges eyes....I'll say Manny Gamburyan wins via Unanimous Decision (29-28, 30-27, 29-28)

Third play is on Nam Phan...Cole Miller has just a massive height and reach advantage but luckily for Phan he doesn't use them..Cole has shitty takedowns at best and won't be able repeat the epic beatdown Hettes put on Nam..I think the height advantage that Cole has will actually hurt him in this fight I expect Phan to just beat the **** out of his body en route to a stoppage...I'll say Nam Phan wins via TKO Round 2

Last play is gonna be one that I see most people going the other way on..Joe Lauzon..I'll start by saying Varner finishing Barboza was nothing short of awesome..I also think that Barboza prolly KO's Lauzon..I can't really explain my reasoning in this fight cause I really don't know...I just can't kick the feeling that Varner is gonna try to come out fast again and make a fatal mistake...I'll say Joe Lauzon wins via Submission (Rear-Naked Choke) Round 1

Good luck to everyone

**Mercersux** · 08-04-12, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by Jesus Christ

YTD 43-47-2 +$5,109.22
4 plays for tomorrows UFC on Fox 4 that I will be at live

My first play is on John Moraga..I've expressed my feelings on this fight earlier in this thread and I haven't slept in days so I'm too tired to do it again lol......I'll say John Moraga wins via Unanimous Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

Second play is on Manny Gamburyan..I think this fight will take place where ever Manvel wants it...I think he will mix up some clinch work with some bombs...Omigawa might have slight edge in technical striking but the power difference and positional control along the cage is what is going to win this fight in the judges eyes....I'll say Manny Gamburyan wins via Unanimous Decision (29-28, 30-27, 29-28)

Third play is on Nam Phan...Cole Miller has just a massive height and reach advantage but luckily for Phan he doesn't use them..Cole has shitty takedowns at best and won't be able repeat the epic beatdown Hettes put on Nam..I think the height advantage that Cole has will actually hurt him in this fight I expect Phan to just beat the **** out of his body en route to a stoppage...I'll say Nam Phan wins via TKO Round 2

Last play is gonna be one that I see most people going the other way on..Joe Lauzon..I'll start by saying Varner finishing Barboza was nothing short of awesome..I also think that Barboza prolly KO's Lauzon..I can't really explain my reasoning in this fight cause I really don't know...I just can't kick the feeling that Varner is gonna try to come out fast again and make a fatal mistake...I'll say Joe Lauzon wins via Submission (Rear-Naked Choke) Round 1

Good luck to everyone

So now that those tickets touched a hotel bible...they can't lose can they ???

**Vaughany** · 08-04-12, 03:59 AM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

I think that's unlikely, for several reasons.

lol

**gabe** · 08-04-12, 05:04 AM

Originally posted by Vaughany

lol

figures...

**Sato** · 08-04-12, 05:57 AM

Love you Jesus!!

**gabe** · 08-04-12, 06:14 AM

Hope you're wrong about Lauzon and Moraga... I'm big on Varner...

On a sidenote, I think Lauzon could make 145 and would be a threat there.

**Jesus Christ** · 08-04-12, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by Mercersux

So now that those tickets touched a hotel bible...they can't lose can they ???

That's my belief.

**Nick Papageorgio** · 08-04-12, 10:09 AM

tempted to fade after last card, still undecided. God blass jah.

**Jesus Christ** · 08-04-12, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by Nick Papageorgio

tempted to fade after last card, still undecided. God blass jah.

With how poor I did I guess I can't blame ya...but my record and +\- is there...I don't always lose

**Rubber Guard** · 08-04-12, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by gabe

Hope you're wrong about Lauzon and Moraga... I'm big on Varner...

On a sidenote, I think Lauzon could make 145 and would be a threat there.

Unless he goes to a bigger and more professional camp I can't see a shift to 145. His cardio sucks as is and he makes weight pretty easy. Not sure how actually having a tough cut would help him. Personally I think he should add a little muscle to help him with TDs at 155.

**Jesus Christ** · 08-04-12, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by Rubber Guard

Unless he goes to a bigger and more professional camp I can't see a shift to 145. His cardio sucks as is and he makes weight pretty easy. Not sure how actually having a tough cut would help him. Personally I think he should add a little muscle to help him with TDs at 155.

I don't think Joe's cardio is a weight issue..I think he just goes balls to the wall from start to finish...he tries to just maul people in the first round and if he doesn't get them out of there he fades badly...more of a pace problem then a weight problem IMO

**gabe** · 08-04-12, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by Rubber Guard

Unless he goes to a bigger and more professional camp I can't see a shift to 145. His cardio sucks as is and he makes weight pretty easy. Not sure how actually having a tough cut would help him. Personally I think he should add a little muscle to help him with TDs at 155.

First he'd have to adjust his diet to naturally burn off a few, from there it should be easy... but yeah, he would need to move to a better camp.

**phillybadboy** · 08-04-12, 01:28 PM

need the plays, down huge!

**bogbat** · 08-04-12, 03:04 PM

I think his problem is due to him not being able to manage his nerves which leads to him having an adrenalin dump every fight. Its similar to Phil Baroni, apparently he has cardio for days in the gym but some people just can't ever learn to override their physiological responses.

I'd personally rather react like J-Lo and Baroni than someone like Mir who often comes out so relaxed looking like he's taking a Sunday stroll in the park after church, because this has contributed to him knocked out cold a few times like in his fight with Carwin.

**bogbat** · 08-04-12, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by phillybadboy

need the plays, down huge!

lol dude. Why not try tailing Lucca Fury this week? Machida + Davis parlay is his biggest play this week I think.

**Beelzebubzy** · 08-04-12, 03:15 PM

JC

so I am chillin on the beach today. I wake up from my nap, and a pregnant woman (like 7 months) sits in front of us. She is wearing a bikini not one of those one pieces that fattys wear. Her name is..... Mary.

Then about 200 or 300 feet to my right is a black choir singinign Gospel songs or something about Jesus. I think these are signs that you are going to cash or give all of your money to the church

#trueawkwardday

**DirtyX** · 08-04-12, 04:19 PM

Nice hit on Moraga JC. Good start to the night, Moraga's hands looked great, very impressive.

**PunisherIND** · 08-04-12, 04:20 PM

very impressive. great call JC.

**bjpenn85** · 08-04-12, 04:53 PM

Great job my lord!

**v1y** · 08-04-12, 05:58 PM

jesus is killing it tonight.

**Winner211** · 08-04-12, 06:27 PM

Nice call on Gamburyan!

**Giroux** · 08-04-12, 06:46 PM

1-1? At worst its one all...

**Giroux** · 08-04-12, 06:55 PM

Nice! Good decision. Not sure how the one judge had it 29-28 Miller...but who cares.

**illadelphia215** · 08-04-12, 07:03 PM

Ur killin it, I wish I woulda tailed u. I dont bet much MMA but I might have to start following your thread. Great night so far, I hope u make it a sweep.

**PunisherIND** · 08-04-12, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by Nick Papageorgio

tempted to fade after last card, still undecided. God blass jah.

georgy, did you succumb to temptation and commit the ultimate sin?

**Thurgood** · 08-04-12, 07:08 PM

Miller got robbed. I like Joe Rogan but he was all over Phan's balls. How many times did Miller smack Phan in the nose? Everyone acted like Phan won that match huge. Oh well.

I'm going big on Varner.. Sounds like Lauzon has conditioning issues

**El Nino** · 08-04-12, 07:15 PM

Tailed on Phan and was on Manvel. Miller had zero answer for that left hook. He looked pretty bad. Phan's boxing is fun to watch, slick combos.