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    AussiePunter123
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    When did you first have a sexy time?

    1st ever sexy time for me.

    Age: 25

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    Kermit
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    A sexy time?


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    lol 14, end of 8th grade and was moving across the country. That chick is actually getting married in a few months too. Good times.
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    Sexy time? That sounds so faggity yet so Aussie.

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    Dude you are one of the biggest tools on this site. Go kiss your pillow loser.

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    I'm still waiting for a sexy time.

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    You did mean with another person, correct? Or animal for that matter. Ok, Ty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Dude you are one of the biggest tools on this site. Go kiss your pillow loser.
    I prefer to bite my pillow. If you know what I mean....

    But I also kiss it.... with deep tongue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    You did mean with another person, correct? Or animal for that matter. Ok, Ty.
    Man, women, or beast.

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    Paging ParlayininHtown

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    Sometimes I have sexy time with myself.



    Sometimes I have help.

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    AP, dressing your hands up as cub scouts does not count

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    Kermit, that's just wrong

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    I got loaded on parrot bay, sat on my hand till it was numb, then went to town. Is that sexy time?

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    Aussie=Seaweed

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    sexy time = homos

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    Sounds like Borat

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    Kermit

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    I was jackin off at 12.

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