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    CountNo_Account
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    My god what happened to Scarlett Johansson?

    Was one of my faves...And look at this goober she is with!!!! Holy shit I wanna kick him in the gonads!





    WTF?
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    She must like a guy who does leg workouts?

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    I would gladly wear that guy's outfit probably for a month straight if it meant I got some Scarlett Johansson

    I always thought girls look hot in those overalls for some reason too

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    Haha you guys are both sick mofo's...

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    They're trying to be incognito.

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    I would say his mother is Irish and his father a umpa lumpa
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    It's kinda cute how they both have purses.

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    bull dyke haircut, tattoos, and got really fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    They're trying to be incognito.

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    She is pregnant and is about to give birth in a few weeks....women do crazy things when they are expecting

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    It's Michael stipe!

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    I love this. Only on the internet could you get a bunch of guys bashing one of the most glamorous ladies in Hollywood. It's like the time my buddy was watching an MLB player we went to high school with on TV and he yells, "What a bum!" and he's got ice cream dripping down his shirt, unshaven going on over a week and a ripped T-shirt covering his big belly.

    I wish I could get dime pieces all day long the rest of youz guyz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    I love this. Only on the internet could you get a bunch of guys bashing one of the most glamorous ladies in Hollywood. It's like the time my buddy was watching an MLB player we went to high school with on TV and he yells, "What a bum!" and he's got ice cream dripping down his shirt, unshaven going on over a week and a ripped T-shirt covering his big belly.

    I wish I could get dime pieces all day long the rest of youz guyz.
    SJ,
    What kind of a friend are you? Why are you letting your friend look like that?
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    good for him....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    SJ,
    What kind of a friend are you? Why are you letting your friend look like that?
    Rocket this is why you are such a valuable resource here at SBR. Your genius radiates like a beacon. I am going over his house right now and start him on a self-improvement plan immediately!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Rocket this is why you are such a valuable resource here at SBR. Your genius radiates like a beacon. I am going over his house right now and start him on a self-improvement plan immediately!
    please give us periodic updates on his well-being

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    yeah I was just talking about this with my lady....look at her in don juan and look at her today. She was smoking in don juan. horrible choice in clothes for the dude even hipsters here in LA would be like wtf is he wearing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    please give us periodic updates on his well-being
    We both appreciate your heartfelt concern!
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    Quote Originally Posted by existential View Post
    bull dyke haircut, tattoos, and got really fat
    So she comes up to you, naked, with her in your face, beggin for it, you say no right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    So she comes up to you, naked, with her in your face, beggin for it, you say no right?
    hell to the no... even in that pick she still has an amazing rack

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    Lucy was a gosh dang good movie though

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    yeah I was just talking about this with my lady....look at her in don juan and look at her today. She was smoking in don juan. horrible choice in clothes for the dude even hipsters here in LA would be like wtf is he wearing
    She is pregnant and still looks gorgeous.

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    Hollywood chicks always go out with metrosexual hipster lookin douches... its the trendy thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account View Post
    Was one of my faves...And look at this goober she is with!!!! Holy shit I wanna kick him in the gonads!



    WTF?
    Nana said she gave me a sweater like that one year for Xmas when I was little
    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 10-08-15 at 02:10 PM. Reason: image does not exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonPaul2008 View Post
    She is pregnant and still looks gorgeous.
    shes looks like lady gaga there which is decent but not her top form

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