[USCPHILLYGUY]

Heads up...final table - AQ vs AJ for the win....sure you can guess the river

next hand - KJ vs 54 - great 548 flop

yeah this site isn't rigged

[JAKEPEAVY21]

devastating after the fantasy football loss

face it, I OWN you

[tatddy]

USC you should challenge the RGN to a fistfight.

[astro61200]

Looks like Jake has your number.

Just join League II next year and avoid Jake. I've achieved all I can in League II, time for a change of scenery.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

both victories just dumb luck

but swears has some methods to both

[JAKEPEAVY21]

[GUMMO77]

[Ballerholic]

that's why I don't play SBR poker. Everything is a 50/50 coinflip

[tatddy]

Brainfreeze is PISSED at your casual use of this holy imagery

[Optional]

Damn. Was just looking at the leaderboard yesterday and thinking 'hey, looks like I'll beat Peavy for once'.

1 day later

Thanks for nothing Philly

[USCPHILLYGUY]

that's why I don't play SBR poker. Everything is a 50/50 coinflip

50/50?

Pre flop I was 73% to win the hand - he was 23% (factor in 5% for a tie)

after the flop of rainbow nothing cards I was 83% to win the hand - he was 12% (still 5% tie possibility)

after a nothing turn I was 93% to win the hand - he was 7%

[astro61200]

50/50?

Pre flop I was 73% to win the hand - he was 23% (factor in 5% for a tie)

after the flop of rainbow nothing cards I was 83% to win the hand - he was 12% (still 5% tie possibility)

after a nothing turn I was 93% to win the hand - he was 7%

He is saying he doesn't play because, regardless of what each person has, the software gives everyone a 50/50 chance of winning.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

50/50?

Pre flop I was 73% to win the hand - he was 23% (factor in 5% for a tie)

after the flop of rainbow nothing cards I was 83% to win the hand - he was 12% (still 5% tie possibility)

after a nothing turn I was 93% to win the hand - he was 7%

Heads up and blinds at 1500-3000 and we both have around 30k, you open shove and im looking at AJ suited...tough break

[tatddy]

Heads up and blinds at 1500-3000 and we both have around 30k, you open shove and im looking at AJ suited...tough break

No shit you're probably calling with k10 there. Not like there is any thoughtfulness in a HU turbo with less than 10xbb. Hands play themselves. Some of us a bit more results oriented than others haha.

[astro61200]

Yeah AJ HU with those blinds is, most likely, going to be a call. Blame the tournament structure and the people who complain that they don't want to play more than an hour when they play dailies (even tho the majority of the people who complain they take too long are usually out in the first 30 minutes anyway)

[chico2663]

i will be playing my first ever so I will be out in first 5 minutes. Quit bitching philly. You should of been knocked out 2 x's before. Ps. Screw jake he beats me every friggin time!

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Chico absolutely not true. Played flawlessly that tourney.

Not bitching. Was funny. Old Jakey even hit me with the old GG when all the cards were shown. Like he didn't know what the outcome was gonna be 😳😳

[JAKEPEAVY21]

karma prevails again, philly

[Auto Donk]

Dorado Chico is hard to beat on sbr, USCPhilly....

he was once shortstacked and forced to call my KK shove from decent position with k5 on the bigblind....

flopped 55_ to double up and later win the trny via a string of bad beats and suckouts that would make any poker pro blush.....


hard to beat SBR's Golden Boy.....

[JAKEPEAVY21]

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Lets see how he plays live when the dealers are making 15 cents at hour

[Auto Donk]

Lets see how he plays live when the dealers are making 15 cents at hour

I had a dream last night (nearly qualifying as a nightmare), that in a sick twist of irony, he sucks out just as bad during the $5,000.00 tourny at the Bash, to take it down......

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Lets see how he plays live when the dealers are making 15 cents at hour

I'll play the same...how the cards fall is another matter

I had a dream last night (nearly qualifying as a nightmare), that in a sick twist of irony, he sucks out just as bad during the $5,000.00 tourny at the Bash, to take it down......

this is rather disturbing but hopefully a look into the future..

[chico2663]

Chico absolutely not true. Played flawlessly that tourney.

Not bitching. Was funny. Old Jakey even hit me with the old GG when all the cards were shown. Like he didn't know what the outcome was gonna be 

I never doubt you ability to play cards. But you were on one leg and won back to back all ins when we were at around 20.

[chico2663]

I had a dream last night (nearly qualifying as a nightmare), that in a sick twist of irony, he sucks out just as bad during the $5,000.00 tourny at the Bash, to take it down......

Donk you have a big deek, beautiful wive and good health but you are whining how this hobbit may get lucky. I won't be at the bash because I'm going to puerto rico after my trip to philippines to find jj a one legged midget.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Donk you have a big deek, beautiful wive and good health but you are whining how this hobbit may get lucky. I won't be at the bash because I'm going to puerto rico after my trip to philippines to find jj a one legged midget.

never been called a hobbit before, chico...

hurtful pal

[Auto Donk]

never been called a hobbit before, chico...

hurtful pal

i think hobbits have become more cool due to some of these new-fangled movies gloryifying them.... as well as some "war craft" video/computer games.....

or maybe that was golems, or gnomes..... who the fuk knows....

i think there was even a movie named "the hobbit" and the hobit therein was some bad ass..... maybe that's the vein in which chico referred to you as such.....

I'm pretty sure I saw a photo of jake, I didn't see any strange characteristics or anything that called out "HOBBIT!!!!"

hell, if this guy is a hobbit, most sbr'ers would be glad to be one:

[astro61200]

8 minute blinds for the live tournament? 3 hands a blind seems reasonable. Don't want it lasting over an hour or two.

[big joe 1212]

i think hobbits have become more cool due to some of these new-fangled movies gloryifying them.... as well as some "war craft" video/computer games.....

or maybe that was golems, or gnomes..... who the fuk knows....

i think there was even a movie named "the hobbit" and the hobit therein was some bad ass..... maybe that's the vein in which chico referred to you as such.....

I'm pretty sure I saw a photo of jake, I didn't see any strange characteristics or anything that called out "HOBBIT!!!!"

hell, if this guy is a hobbit, most sbr'ers would be glad to be one:

[chico2663]

never been called a hobbit before, chico...

hurtful pal

[Auto Donk]

8 minute blinds for the live tournament? 3 hands a blind seems reasonable. Don't want it lasting over an hour or two.

damn .gif really does fit after any post whatsoever.......

[USCPHILLYGUY]

8 minute blinds for the live tournament? 3 hands a blind seems reasonable. Don't want it lasting over an hour or two.

its funny I remember the last bash tourney how they were rushing everything along....think they only have the poker room for 2 hours. It then becomes a bingo hall for the locals

[Auto Donk]

he was sincerely sorry this damn day....



i guess we should play the JJ Gold "Gloryhole" version of the Kevin Bacon game......

JJ's often in Florida..... and Ocala ain't all that far from Sarasota....

you know those two are connected someway, somehow.....

[USCPHILLYGUY]

and so it continues..........89% chance to win tonight and another loser

thank you SBR may I have another

[Auto Donk]

and so it continues..........89% chance to win tonight and another loser

thank you SBR may I have another

philly,.... you can sit here day after day and cry and whine about this shit, or you can learn from your "mistakes" (in this case, and most every case involving SBR poker, "mistakes" meaning playing sound poker and having the odds dramatically in your favor when the money goes in).....

I have repeatedly harped on learning to get it in behind, or to get it in the behind.....

you have been getting it in the behind because you're not getting it in behind....

a little refresher course, from my own beats last night (i knew i'd lose, but had to see it to fulfill my faith in SBR and to gather recon for the first meaningful trny at sbr in months)....


82 beats KK (opti can attest to this)

aj beats ak

a10 beats ak

aanything beats ak, even ak suited will lose to ak.... (ie, ak off beats ak suited with a four card flush 90 percent of the time on sbr)

start playing your losers.... trust the system.... k5 outflops k9 and kj ninety percent of the time....

flop trips, such as 4's or 5's, watch out for the two outter on the river giving 9's or 8's a boat.... happened twice last night alone....

get it in way behind.... 20-80 is optimum.... ace 4 vs ace big always wins.....

learn from your mistakes.... play shitty poker.... you'll be rewarded..... ask bosco.... his "I just hit the buttons and sbr does the rest" approach works....

play your shit hands, be careful with any premium hands such as aces or kk, which are usually dead on arrival after the flop.....