[Auto Donk]

even today??? this rigged f'n shithole poker site chooses a f'n stupid fuk canadian (homerstupidf'nsimpson2) to reward, to bail out, to give that sorry stupid m.f. my chips on the second f'n hand of the July 4th trny?

f'n second hand, i'm dealt AA... the stalling piece of shit homer, who eberretta's every f'n hand, using the full clock as if he's jerking nonstop to pornhub vids on the side, uses every bit of the goddam clock as usual, obviously contemplating to the full extent of time what to do with his stupid fuk pocket 8's.

the dumb fuk decides he won't do anything reasonable in response to my 4x bb bet of a whopping 80 chips, and as the clock runs out, with only a split second to go, he shows what a stupid f'n fish he is with an all in shove.....

this dumb fuk decided he'll make sure he's called by only aa and kk, possibly ak, so that's what I do.....

the cards are turned over, and his piece of shit 20-80 underdog dumbass play is revealed, one that would have any wsop pro standing up and packing his personal belongings at this point in any real trny....

but as we know, this sorry f'n rigged shithole that is SBR poker("Shithole Be Rigged"^tm ) in no way has any resemblance to real poker, other than dealing some cards and putting up a piece of shit phony "poker table."

so, even on the fourth of july, SBR deals the dumbass canuck 10, 6, 7 on the flop....

at this sad fukkin' point, I start packikn' up my shit, as I already know that Shithole Be Rigged is popping a viagra, and getting hard, with no intent of "lubing up" for the ass fukkin' it's about to dispense on me......

turn's a 2; so fukhead Homer has to hit a 9 for a strt or one of two 8's left in the deck on the river.....

as I'm walkin' out to the rental car, holding up the bird over my shoulder, (flippin' off my computer screen behind me), I hear my wife say "of course, the 9!".....

hey sbr, it's our f'n day..... stick the f'n canuck up your asses, and follow it with a side of your f'n piece of shit poker....

there.... got that off my chest.....

let's go party.....

AD

ps, and homer, u stupid fuk, some day you might actually beat me in a hand of poker where you're not a 20-80 underdog... your sorry no-game-havin' ass hasn't done it yet.....

[Jimmy Proffett]

[Lex_icon]

The worst thing to play against Homer is that he goes all in 50% of time, when plays Omaha H/L. He just needs find Bobby and do some flips instead to playing shoving every hand.

[astro61200]

Homer is awful.

Don't worry Donk, while you're always losing the 80/20's I'm pretty sure I haven't won a 55/45-45/55 in 2016. It really amazes me. I'll get in with 2 overs, never hit, I'll get it with a pp against 2 overs and they hit. Every time. It's actually became comical. I need to start keep track of it, so I can run the odds of losing flips 300 times in a row.

I just wish more people played at SBR, especially local. Would love for them to get confident thinking this shithole is real poker then visit them at the table. They'd be wondering why there isn't 4 to a straight every other hand, or their flush draws didn't hit for the 20th time in a row.

[mpaschal34]

Was at the casino this weekend and saw the same guy get AA cracked 3 time in a 2 hour period. He went heads up twice preflop against a very aggressive Asian guy. The Asian guy had JJ both times too. First time he hit a set and the second time he hit runner runner for the 4 card straight.

I popped him the 3rd time when my 8,6 hearts hit both a straight and flush on him. Of course I gave all my winnings back vs another super aggressive Asian guy who called my 3 bet all in after I flopped top two (A,9). He makes a $400 call needing a diamond and hit it on the river. I knew I had him exactly where I wanted him, but of course I got kicked in the nuts. Felt like I was playing at the SBR tables.

Luckily had a sick blackjack run and pocketed $1200 of winnings. However, a 3rd Asian (the wife) hit that bankroll for $600. Had to cover her gambling losses for the weekend. So yes, I'm a little down on the Asian culture right now. I did take out my frustrations tonight on Quanger in the tournament when I took him out. So I feel a little better.