[Auto Donk]

After Jackie and I mozied off into the master bedroom suite of our hi-rise condo around 3-4 a.m., after a helluva time on the town and then on the beach here in Puerta Viejo, C.R., Bongoqualia, unbeknown to Jackie but on the promise from me of an ounce of some good dro, sneaked into the living area, where Jackie had left her computer up and running with some pretty good fmf porn we'd been watching during our earlier activities that involved a curvy babe friend of hers, and hacked into Jackie's SBR work profile and downloaded the updated world cup of poker pts spreadsheet.


When Jackie wakes up and finds this "leak" and discovers what B-Qway and I have done, well, uh, ..... she'll probably just get prettied up and hit the town with us again..... She's a very sweet, forgiving woman! By the way, all it took Qualia, who was stoned at the time, was to push one button to do the update. In other words, SBR could provide these to us almost daily, up-to-the-hour-accurate, with no problem.....

Anyway, I digress, so here they are (please note I told B-Qway not to bother with the Canada or World Updates, as no one really gives a shit about them).

And Chipup, I know your total number of promo points now..... not b/c B-Qway got them, but Jackie told me she'd give them to me if I did "a little something special that no guy has ever done to her before"... so chi-pup, I knew your points about 12 minutes after she made that offer.....

But, I digress again..... SO NOW, HERE THEY ARE.... THRU YESTERDAY'S TOURNIES:





















1 JediMindPicks 9250
2 mpaschal34 9220
3 ShogunRua 9030
4 BiTeMeUs 8790
5 bobbywaves* 8080
6 ArunSh 8030
7 Triple_D_Bet 7910
8 smitch124 7850
9 no1here 7730
10 GUMMO77 7690
11 sportfan 7500
12 MrKLC 7460

1 AutoDonk** 7400
2 shane 7280
3 ballahollic2 7240
4 thecentaur 7140
5 laz 7060
6 JAKEPEAVY21 6990
7 easyliving 6920
8 empiremaker 6880
9 oneunder 6570
10RudyRuetigger 6160
11 thetrinity 5890
12 dankelly 5840

*Has agreed to be traded to Confederates
**Will be traded for bobbywaves in the event he doesn't make USA team on points

Please note that as Bongo was still lit like the 4th of July, he only ran the updated totals for the existing top 24 usa/confederate players. So, if you've made a late run of points, and know your point total, you can kind of see where you fall based on the info above, which B-Qway assured me is fairly accurate. Although I don't know if I trust him, given that he filmed the threesome I was having with Jackie and her friend without me knowing...... He should join up with TripleDBet aka long schlong ron Jeremy, as he did a fairly good job filming, and from some damn interesting angles, "one-handed" I might add.......

"enjoy your weekends, sbr posters"

with love from our little hi-rise sex-pad casa,
AD, Jackie, and B-Qway

[TheCentaur]

6/19/14?

These stats are a month old!

[Auto Donk]

6/19/14?

These stats are a month old!

penetrate, im hung over........ should say 7/19/14, ie, yesterday..........

[Chipup]

You said you knew my points pal . I'm waiting.

[Auto Donk]

You said you knew my points pal . I'm waiting.

i'm waiting on my buyout .... haven't gotten that either......

[Chipup]

i'm waiting on my buyout .... haven't gotten that either......

[Carseller4]

CS4 5580

I will make the Confederate team.

Guaranteed.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Unfortunately, the backroom deal I've been trying to strike w/Team Canada to trade bobby has fallen through

Seems P.M. Harper has recently been influenced by Putin and his hard-line stance regarding those that are "light-in-the-loafers"

Apparently, this post nixed the deal:

I keed, Harper & Putin, I keed! Please reconsider and take bobby!!!

[Auto Donk]

CS4 5580

I will make the Confederate team.

Guaranteed.

there's a saying, i can't recall it right now exactly, but it has something to do with "hell", "chances" and "snowball's", but i think it applies here........... gl tho..... i've got a loan riding on you earning some coin at some point...... now if ony runtigger can wiff this week, confeds will be a fairly strong team, particularly if sbr doesn't program "golden boy peavy" to play his way onto the "a" team.......

[Auto Donk]

Unfortunately, the backroom deal I've been trying to strike w/Team Canada to trade bobby has fallen through

Seems P.M. Harper has recently been influenced by Putin and his hard-line stance regarding those that are "light-in-the-loafers"

Apparently, this post nixed the deal:

I keed, Harper & Putin, I keed! Please reconsider and take bobby!!!

you think u got problems, fck, after seeing all the news about this plane being shot down, qualia is demanding that I buy him some SAM's so he can sit outside the airport in the d.r. and wait for "wave's" plane to approach..... I gave him so roman candles left over from the 4th to hopefully tide him over, but that just pissed him off more. He shot a neighbors cat for practice, pretty damn good. Hit it with 7 of the ten shots. guess I better see if my local gun store has a few hand-held SAM's for sell. Down here in texas, we should have access to em......

[bobbywaves]

The Confederates have not contacted me yet. If I'm properly compensated, I'll consider all offers.

[Auto Donk]

The Confederates have not contacted me yet. If I'm properly compensated, I'll consider all offers.

you have no say in the matter..... other than ur one vote.... it's a done deal chump! and as for compensation, one used condom from the back alley behind your slum should cover it, as such is equal to your value to whatever team you're shipped to

[bobbywaves]

you have no say in the matter..... other than ur one vote.... it's a done deal chump! and as for compensation, one used condom from the back alley behind your slum should cover it, as such is equal to your value to whatever team you're shipped to

Your sadly mistaken as usual Donkey, Waves has veto power. A trade doesn't happen without my consent & proper compensation.

[Auto Donk]

nope... it's done.... ur too stupid to realize it you dope. and i just flushed "proper compensation" for your "game", or lack thereof, i should say, down the toilet -- and it was a nasty growler!!!!

[bobbywaves]

[Auto Donk]

hey ww, i wanted to let u know i just doubled up your "just compensation"..... in the words of everyone's favorite pet detective..... "Do NOT go in there!!!!"

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Is Hung Dong where you buy your sausages, donker?

[Auto Donk]

Is Hung Dong where you buy your sausages, donker?

no, i only know of this particular market because I am one of a few very select suppliers that the market uses to acquire its inventory, i.e., they resell my product (my hung dong) to beautiful women around town who only want the finest in "hung dong."

[Slanina]

I really wish I was around for the beginning of this. I'm at 4500 points and started on June 5th. Good luck to all, though.

[Auto Donk]

I really wish I was around for the beginning of this. I'm at 4500 points and started on June 5th. Good luck to all, though.

indeed you would have.... this is truly a catastrophic waste of "new poker karma", you won't win like you did in your first month to month and a half ever again, and yet u will miss making a team b/c u missed so many trnys.... ouch...... I came in knew last sept, right as the fall promo fired up, and was in top 3 pt getters with ease due to programming that favors new playrs.....