[jtoler]

Who are some for you that you dont like to be in a hand against for whatever reason, could be simply because of their style, the fact you find they are just too good, that you can never put them on a hand, or you find their always bluffing but not worth the risk to call or raise. Names please.

[GUMMO77]

Jesus- The guy is so lucky. It's like he walks on water.

[smitch124]

I hate people who just don't instantly fold when I bet.

[Auto Donk]

bobbywaves.... he folds everyhand against my chimp, Bongoqualia, and puts him to sleep such that he times out and his chips are picked up..... it aggravates me b/c when BQ wakes up and sees his chips gone, he throws his feces at the computer, and I have to clean that shit up.....

as far as players that aren't much fun, its the ultra agressive raisers rasing 3-4x bb in the 2-4 or 5-10 cash games, more or less playing "bingo" style, and counting on the rule of their opponents missing 2/3 of the flops seen pay in their favor heads up. Hockey and RudyRUNtigger employ the agtyle heads up, so arent much fun to play with unless you want to commit a thousand chips to the buyin, and set a limit on how much you want to win..... like i had to do on hock the other night..... said if i take a grand off of him (which i did over 50-60 hands of play), I'm out, which I was..... much to his chagrin, i might add... and if that's hit n running, I proudly did it and i'll do it again... Set the limit, b/c sbr will make u give it back if you get greedy and try to take more than a grand off a person..... it's the equalizer programming aspect of its "random" card generator.....

papertrail and a few others whose names do not come to mine use the "raise everything everyhand with anything" style too, no matter how many players are at the table.... not much fun to play with unless you want to play bingo......

only other player who i just recently learned is no fun to play with is some dope named ttaddy.... makes bigmouth bets for 5k in chips vs. my 20 k in chips, and then, when it's obvious he's lost the bet, says he must've been drunk -- even tho he remembered his man to man convo about squatting with Zachry that he had 30 mins after he made the bet, when he was supposedly less blown out..... guys a welshing jerk.... avoid him!

[downsouth]

Pretty sure I have never actually won a hand versus Boscokid, guy not bad player and runs godlike against me.

[GUMMO77]

Triple usually runs really well against me. That doesn't mean I don't want him at my table or anything like that; the guy cracks me up.

[Chipup]

That damned chipup. I can't ever seem to win a hand that he's in...

[BigdaddyQH]

The object is to get clowns like yourself off of your game so I will anything I can to irritate the crap out of you so you forget what you are suppose to be doing. Raisers are easy. Just sit back and re-raise their worthless tails when you have a hand and you have exposed them. There are a million ways of beating the table, and none of them actually have to do with the cards you catch. If you wanjt to beat peopoe, you had better know how to read people.

[FlipsideRM]

Anyone who puts me to the test and makes me play for all my chips. I'll call you down with mid pair all day and pick off bluffs but if you triple barrell all in on me with squadoosh it pisses me off.

[jtoler]

I must admit Carseller is aggravating to me, he bluffs quite a bit, no problem, but its the crazy big bets when he really doesnt have a hand and it seems he's willing to risk all his chips in a tourney with rags in the hopes you fold. Wish I could have seen him win the tourney yesterday to see how many guys got scared off of pots.

[bobbywaves]

bobbywaves..

And Waves takes great pride in aggravating you, sending your Donkey ass to the rail.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Anyone not willing to chop with me in Omaha H/L

Fixed

[bobbywaves]

Waves will never stop trying to educate the poor broke dikk fukks on how to complete rollover quickly & consistently. I actually wrote the book:

[TheMoneyShot]

I think anyone is dangerous when you're playing in their wheelhouse. I just try to stay away from everyone's strengths the best I can.

[daneblazer]

When I played live, guys who smelled like they hadn't showered all week.

[sinmiedo]

I do not like to play live cash games with any of my poker buddies at the table.
Not because they know my play, it is because i m there to take other people money, and that condition my game ,

[pureajb]

I wouldn't change my game even if my mother was at the table

[OTL]

Conan.

Haven't run into him very often, but when I do he's usually calling off all his chips preflop with some of the worst hands out there.....And he always seems to get there against me.

And there's many random players on the ring game tables that can't be taken off an Ace-rag no matter what you do.

[Auto Donk]

And Waves takes great pride in aggravating you, sending your Donkey ass to the rail.

this fahgit "waves" of whom you speak.... never heard of him.... if your talking about some pussy named bobbywaves, THAT IS, YOURSELF YOU F'N TOOL, i do recall you takin Bongoqualia out twice, which is why he will throw his shit at you at the sbr bash if your pussy ass decides to show his face, or "Waves'" face.....

[bobbywaves]

"waves" i do recall you takin Bongoqualia out twice

That explains why I haven't seen you in my tournies since....Don't anticipate you attending bash, doubt Donkey's & chimps are allowed on plane.

[Auto Donk]

That explains why I haven't seen you in my tournies since....Don't anticipate you attending bash, doubt Donkey's & chimps are allowed on plane.

guess what, f head.... reason u havent seen me in ur trnys as of late is i haven't even played but half of them.... i'm tanking to the confederates where I will play you every four handed trny u dumb fck!!!! i know the us has no chance with u on it, so I will be playing you along with two others twelve strt trnys, or whatever the hell the number is........ and my chimp is already rolling celebratory blunts for when i own your ass!!!!!

[bobbywaves]

reason u havent seen me in ur trnys as of late is i haven't even played but half of them.

[Slanina]

Mine would be that Slanina guy. Kid knows his poker.

[TheCentaur]

bitemeUSAdoj is moving up the list

Guy says its "mind games" and "gamesmanship" like it's an adequate blanket excuse for all his obnoxious table antics and suspicious suckouts lately

There will be a reckoning

[Chipup]

bitemeUSAdoj is moving up the list

Guy says its "mind games" and "gamesmanship" like it's an adequate blanket excuse for all his obnoxious table antics and suspicious suckouts lately

There will be a reckoning

Centi, I see biteme's teachings like usual are falling short. Allow me to help educate you pal.

Is biteme the bad player for his "obnoxious table antics and suspicious suckouts"? Or are you the bad player for continually sitting down with a guy you believe to at best constantly win and at worst is scamming the tables? I will leave you with two quotes to contemplate Centi. Please for once read them and learn.

“There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns hidden by patterns. Patterns within patterns.
If you watch close, history does nothing but repeat itself.
What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher. what we can't understand we call nonsense. What we can't read we call gibberish.
There is no free will.
There are no variables.”
― Chuck Palahniuk,

“We're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive. It's pretty dense kids who haven't figured that out by the time they're ten.... Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard and be misinformed.”
― Kurt Vonnegut,

[TheCentaur]

Centi, I see biteme's teachings like usual are falling short. Allow me to help educate you pal.

Is biteme the bad player for his "obnoxious table antics and suspicious suckouts"? Or are you the bad player for continually sitting down with a guy you believe to at best constantly win and at worst is scamming the tables? I will leave you with two quotes to contemplate Centi. Please for once read them and learn.

“There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns hidden by patterns. Patterns within patterns.
If you watch close, history does nothing but repeat itself.
What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher. what we can't understand we call nonsense. What we can't read we call gibberish.
There is no free will.
There are no variables.”
― Chuck Palahniuk,

“We're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive. It's pretty dense kids who haven't figured that out by the time they're ten.... Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard and be misinformed.”
― Kurt Vonnegut,

[brainfreeze]

The guy dancing is funny though... Good read

[sinmiedo]

[TheMoneyShot]

[TheMoneyShot]

I do not like to play live cash games with any of my poker buddies at the table.
Not because they know my play, it is because i m there to take other people money, and that condition my game ,

Remember this at the SBR Bash Sin You're taking on all of your friends.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

bitemeUSAdoj is moving up the list

Guy says its "mind games" and "gamesmanship" like it's an adequate blanket excuse for all his obnoxious table antics and suspicious suckouts lately

I've played hours with Beerdog, sin, 4uk, boe, spur, Trip, and many others: How bout asking them if I'm obnoxious at the table?

I never use vile language or name-call like I've seen YOU do (at times) toward opponents.
In fact, just recently Lowly Oaftard commented how much he enjoyed my banter at the table.(you saw that)
It's witty... not obnoxious.

Fact is, you're easy to put on TILT. It's a major hole in your game. So yes, I go after you in certain ways because we're playing a GAME and you have a flaw and it's exploitable. That's what good poker players do.

Now, keepin it even more real: If I was hanging out with you and you used racial pejoratives and slurs like you routinely do round here (mudshark, monkeys & worse, for example) to describe other human beings you know JACKSHIT about, I'd politely tell you to stop saying those pejoratives in my prescence, or else we'd have a problem.

I "go there" right now to graphically illustrate how a guy like you that uses such pejoratives (routinely) in RL hardly has much credibility in determining who's classy/not or obnoxious/not at a fukkin poker table. As the 90's kids would say: You better check yoself.

There will be a reckoning

(from chat last night):
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BiTeMeUsAdOj: bad call
thecentaur: hey biteme want to go play heads up?
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How'd that work out for ya?


(more poker chat from last night... various miscellaneous stuff left out)
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thecentaur: fukkin superuser
thecentaur: no question anymore
LowlyOaftard: centaur do you really think biteme is a superuser? i havent played him much and im curious if you
LowlyOaftard: think that is a possibility
thecentaur: I hope not
LowlyOaftard: i think he's a superuser at tilting the hell out of opponents lol
thecentaur: biteme would have caught a 9
BiTeMeUsAdOj: well no..i wouldve known it wasnt coming and folded
Brainfreeze: lol
Brainfreeze: theres your cards cent
thecentaur: I swear u just have to play stupid to win here
BiTeMeUsAdOj: superuser!!
Brainfreeze: yea, i hear that cent
thecentaur: no damn way I call with that preflop in real life
BiTeMeUsAdOj: this is RL pal....
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ur not in the fukkin matrix ffs
LowlyOaftard: haha
thecentaur: biteme dont ttry to get cute
Brainfreeze: lol
BiTeMeUsAdOj: mind games...
thecentaur: dude shutup its getting old
thecentaur: I want to continue to like u
BiTeMeUsAdOj: S T F U urself and im serious u effin crybaby
thecentaur: lol
BiTeMeUsAdOj: like i care if u like me
Brainfreeze: hes in training remember bite
BiTeMeUsAdOj: guy can call me superuser make threads etc then cant take gettin it back
LowlyOaftard: a moment of silence for biteme KEEPIN IT REAL
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ^^
BiTeMeUsAdOj: how many times w/ the superuser shoit?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: thats NOT pld?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: old
BiTeMeUsAdOj: but i play along
thecentaur: so ur telling me you were actually offended by me doing that
thecentaur: u are going to sit there and say ur feelings were hurt from that
BiTeMeUsAdOj: what u think?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: not fellings
BiTeMeUsAdOj: not feelings..principle
LowlyOaftard: when the action on the felt isnt scripted but is genuine....TONIGHT ON SBR REAL WORLD POKERS
LowlyOaftard: biteme and centaur open up about the superuser scandal
BiTeMeUsAdOj: u cant take it back..can only dish it
BiTeMeUsAdOj: weaksauce\
LowlyOaftard: biteme rails everyone without predjudice
BiTeMeUsAdOj: bottom line centy can dish it but cant take it
Brainfreeze: he does...
BiTeMeUsAdOj: im watchin porn nowto cool off..seriously..not payin much attention
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SEE YA AT THE TABLES!!!

[BeerDog99]

So, to be clear my perspective is that Biteme is a very witty, sarcastic and tricky poker player.

If you can't take a little ball busting you will have a hard time with him.

Lastly he had been nothing but a class act to me and in every dealing I have seen with him. (yes that includes when he is putting douchebags in their place).

[sinmiedo]

So, to be clear my perspective is that Biteme is a very witty, sarcastic and tricky poker player.

If you can't take a little ball busting you will have a hard time with him.

Lastly he had been nothing but a class act to me and in every dealing I have seen with him. (yes that includes when he is putting douchebags in their place).

iI agree with the beerdog, and i will state it again:
If you are not ready to play poker stay away of the table Bite is in.

[downsouth]

Biteme is fantastic to play poker with, or anything else for that matter. Guy once made love to my wife and it was so passionate I could do nothing but watch. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I just read a study where Canadians where found to have the highest I.Q. in the entire world (study excluded aggieshawn).

Well, OK... sure, yeah, I JUST WROTE the study after reading the above posts... but I assure you it doesn't distract from its accuracy.

Doggy, sin, boe, frizzelli are some of the classiest guys you'll ever encounter in cyber/real world.
They do Canada proud.
Health Care, peace-loving, hockey, maple syrup and just bout every strip club in Canada is ALL NUDE.
Let's face it, Canuck fukkers just know how to GET ER DONE.

Why the hell Canada hasn't tried to swap aggie for Edward Snowden tho I'll never know.......