1. 06-17-14 10:49 PM #1
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    rear view mirror......

    don't rear end me yet again.........

    insert yo gotti/meek mill vid ("f. u."); insert shaq video telling you once again to "tell me how my ass tastes...."

    just do youself a favor and give up..... I'm killing you.........................
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  2. 06-18-14 01:06 AM #2
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    ps........

    feel free to post that yearly leaderboard up here now, m f...........


    you done been run the fck ovah!!!!!!!

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  3. 06-18-14 11:30 AM #3
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    pss, "waves".... in the world cup, i'm owning you as well, my 5,720 to your 5,570....... keep bustin out early so you can curse the confederates with your no-show style of puzzy poker.... You're clearly a liability to any team in a four-handed trny format.... if you had any conscience, you'd defer and let other players take your potential spot..... face it, you suck......
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  4. 06-18-14 04:28 PM #4
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    And how much are you taking me for in annual challenge Donkey? Nothing, because you were a pussy & didn't sign up last January.

    Meanwhile, how much is Uncle Waves taking in annual challenge from TripeD & cronies? 31k bitch.
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  5. 06-18-14 05:18 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    And how much are you taking me for in annual challenge Donkey? Nothing, because you were a pussy & didn't sign up last January.

    Meanwhile, how much is Uncle Waves taking in annual challenge from TripeD & cronies? 31k bitch.
    just be glad u ducked me and didn't accept my challenge when u had a 2k pt lead, that has now dissolved into a deficit of around 500 since I learned of who the fck u even were..... until you, unprovoked, talked some bullshit smack to me, I'd never heard of you.....

    Once I learned of your pathetic existence, mission became to dust your sorry no skillz folding to the money ass....... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED..... and now all I have to say to u is:

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  6. 06-18-14 05:51 PM #6
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    Since the USA finishes last every year & you making the team surely won't help that stat improve, I may be willing to auction off my seat with a 5k minimum bid upon SBR's approval.
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  7. 06-18-14 05:58 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Since the USA finishes last every year & you making the team surely won't help that stat improve, I may be willing to auction off my seat with a 5k minimum bid upon SBR's approval.
    translation of what wussywaves is really saying:

    1. Damn, I wish I had never fcked with the Donk.... now I got a lot of people watching my results..... and I'm losing ground to him every day.

    2. The Donk has me pegged, and is correct that my style of play (folding into the money and praying for monsters to allow me to more than bubble) will be an utter failure for whatever team im on.

    3. Everyone will see that I accumulate no points for my team in the world cup of poker.

    4. I'll make yet another excuse, this one for a reason of avoiding totally embarrassing myself when the world cup starts and exposes my weak ass "game" and dismal results it will bring to my team, making me a bigger laughing stock on this site than I already am.

    5. Please someone buy my team spot so I don't cry myself to sleep at night thinking of the horrible outcome of me playing in the world cup of poker.....

    pretty much sums it up, ww..... now, back to yo gotti.... "f u, f u, f u, tell a hater I say f u....."
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  8. 06-18-14 06:20 PM #8
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    Doesn't matter to me either way, but USA won't win with you on the team. Although myself & others would help compensate for the Donkey weak link.

    However...If I can get at least 5k for my seat, obviously I'll take it. If this interests you, send some PM's & make it happen.
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  9. 06-18-14 10:31 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Doesn't matter to me either way, but USA won't win with you on the team. Although myself & others would help compensate for the Donkey weak link.

    However...If I can get at least 5k for my seat, obviously I'll take it. If this interests you, send some PM's & make it happen.
    very original... why not just cut and paste my weakest link take on u, fckweed.....

    and once again u show ur stupidity.... top prize is 5k u dumbass, per player for the winning team..... who the fck would pay your lame ass full price, u stpd fck......u r even dumber than I thougt......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    very original... why not just cut and paste my weakest link take on u, fckweed.....

    and once again u show ur stupidity.... top prize is 5k u dumbass, per player for the winning team..... who the fck would pay your lame ass full price, u stpd fck......u r even dumber than I thougt......
    You want me off the team tough guy, then do something about it. My generous price should be irrelevant.

    The winning bidder also receives a prestigious world cup badge, which alone is worth 5k.
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    the other day I asked you a question once posed very well to steve carell's character in the 40 yr old virgin during the speed dating scene (ie, are you fckin' retarded?!?!?"

    You have just answered it in the unequivocal affirmative..... good night, ww..... you're getting smaller in my rear view mirror as I keep pulling away from you...... tell u what tho, I will sell you my "prestigious world cup badge", for a mere 250 betpoints.
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  12. 06-22-14 02:17 PM #12
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    abc
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  13. 06-22-14 05:35 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandachu View Post
    abc
    and next week, sandy nuts, your immigration teacher will teach u "def"
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  14. 06-22-14 08:25 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and next week, sandy nuts, your immigration teacher will teach u "def"
    And Waves will teach you "GHI," as you will need to Get Help Immediately when I'm done with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    And Waves will teach you "GHI," as you will need to Get Help Immediately when I'm done with you.
    big words from the coward pussy who wont accept any challange against me heads up.... ur a loser, "waves"!
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  16. 06-22-14 11:13 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ur a loser, "waves"!
    Leaderboards prove otherwise Donkey.
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  17. 06-23-14 12:37 AM #17
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    really, post the main leaderboard up here so everyone can see how YOU are LOSING to me, u dumb fck.....
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  18. 06-23-14 11:11 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    really, post the main leaderboard up here so everyone can see how YOU are LOSING to me, u dumb fck.....
    Ok, as you wish......Now you can insert Donkey foot into Donkey mouth:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/
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  19. 06-24-14 09:06 AM #19
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    you waited too long to post it, Wuss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you waited too long to post it, Wuss
    Posted as soon as I read your ignorant post, was less than 24 hours. Most of us aren't on here 24/7 like you.
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    bobby::wussy::ducking::coward::excusemaking::waves:athetic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    waves:athletic
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    AutoDonk AutoResponse to WussyWaves:

    "WussyWaves, as you are too cowardly to put your money where your lying p. o. s. mouth is, and you keep making pathetic excuses not to accept either Auto Donk's "2014 now through the end of year heads up" challenge or his "2015 AutoDonk vs. WussyWaves heads ups" challenge, he has nothing else to say to your pathetic, cowardly, excuse-making, lying, dodging and ducking ass. If you decide to quit being such a pussy, accept a challenge, or both, and he might entertain the idea of communicating with you or otherwise respond to anything you have to say. Until that acceptance occurs: FCK YOU!!!"
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