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    jjgold
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    Paver Did You Ever Play Soccer??

    Or even kick a ball???

    Signed Curious Mike Corbin

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    I played college soccer coach. I know how to kick the ball and can make you impotent with one soccer kick. They clocked my shot at 119 mph in college.

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    Paver just wanted to know because your a very good handicapper

    Paver ..................its my job Cuz

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    Congrats on kicking a ball 5 mph faster than the fastest recorded shot in the history of the planet.

    Hardest Soccer Shot Ever?
    The hardest (fastest) recorded soccer shot in the English Premier League according to The Guardian Unlimited is 114 mph by David Hirst. While there is no official record The Guardian's staff used measurements from the Sky Sports Replay 2000 tracking machine to provide their Top Ten Hardest Shots.
    The Top Ten in order:
    1) David Hirst - 114mph (for Sheffield Wednesday @ Arsenal on September 16 1996)
    2) David Beckham - 97.9mph (for Man Utd v Chelsea on February 22 1997)
    3) David Trezeguet - 96mph (for Monaco @ Man Utd on March 19 1998)
    4) Richie Humphreys - 95.9mph (for Sheffield Wednesday v Aston Villa on August 17 1996)
    5) Matt Le Tissier - 86.8mph (for Southampton v Newcastle on January 18 1997)
    6) Alan Shearer - 85.8mph (for Newcastle v Leicester on February 2 1997)
    7) Roberto Carlos - 85.2mph (for Brazil v France on June 3 1997)
    8) Tugay - 84.2mph (for Blackburn @ Southampton on November 3 2001)
    9) Obafemi Martins - 84mph (for Newcastle @ Tottenham on January 14 2007)
    10) David Beckham - 80.5mph (for Man Utd @ Derby on September 4 1996)
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    This one was 222 kmh (138 mph)


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    David Hirst has the fastest shot "recorded" using modern technology with a 114mph shot. There are accounts of faster shots but since the FIFA doesn't keep track of them there isn't a defined record.

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    Paver???

    Now what??

    It seems hard to believe you kicked ball that hard based on previous data here by Fuzzy

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    Tell that to the guy who broke his leg JJ. He tried to block the shot and fractured his leg.

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    Paver you could not beat me in street soccer

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    I played college soccer coach. I know how to kick the ball and can make you impotent with one soccer kick. They clocked my shot at 119 mph in college.
    OMG


    how can sasquash even kick anything?

    this ranks right up there when pavy "claimed" he was a greek pop singer

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Paver you could not beat me in street soccer
    I'd bet you a nickel I can beat you blindfolded.

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    Paver saying he played soccer = Deuce saying he played for the detroit red wings = VegasInsider saying he lives in Vegas and bets sports for a living

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Paver you could not beat me in street soccer

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    Quote Originally Posted by FuzzyDunlop View Post
    Congrats on kicking a ball 5 mph faster than the fastest recorded shot in the history of the planet.

    Hardest Soccer Shot Ever?
    The hardest (fastest) recorded soccer shot in the English Premier League according to The Guardian Unlimited is 114 mph by David Hirst. While there is no official record The Guardian's staff used measurements from the Sky Sports Replay 2000 tracking machine to provide their Top Ten Hardest Shots.
    The Top Ten in order:
    1) David Hirst - 114mph (for Sheffield Wednesday @ Arsenal on September 16 1996)
    2) David Beckham - 97.9mph (for Man Utd v Chelsea on February 22 1997)
    3) David Trezeguet - 96mph (for Monaco @ Man Utd on March 19 1998)
    4) Richie Humphreys - 95.9mph (for Sheffield Wednesday v Aston Villa on August 17 1996)
    5) Matt Le Tissier - 86.8mph (for Southampton v Newcastle on January 18 1997)
    6) Alan Shearer - 85.8mph (for Newcastle v Leicester on February 2 1997)
    7) Roberto Carlos - 85.2mph (for Brazil v France on June 3 1997)
    8) Tugay - 84.2mph (for Blackburn @ Southampton on November 3 2001)
    9) Obafemi Martins - 84mph (for Newcastle @ Tottenham on January 14 2007)
    10) David Beckham - 80.5mph (for Man Utd @ Derby on September 4 1996)
    i knew pavy was a BS artist. hows it feel to get caught out mr. smarty pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyed1010 View Post
    Paver saying he played soccer = Deuce saying he played for the detroit red wings = VegasInsider saying he lives in Vegas and bets sports for a living
    Hahaahaha sbr home of the dreamer

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    Quote Originally Posted by FuzzyDunlop View Post
    Congrats on kicking a ball 5 mph faster than the fastest recorded shot in the history of the planet.

    Hardest Soccer Shot Ever?
    The hardest (fastest) recorded soccer shot in the English Premier League according to The Guardian Unlimited is 114 mph by David Hirst. While there is no official record The Guardian's staff used measurements from the Sky Sports Replay 2000 tracking machine to provide their Top Ten Hardest Shots.
    The Top Ten in order:
    1) David Hirst - 114mph (for Sheffield Wednesday @ Arsenal on September 16 1996)
    2) David Beckham - 97.9mph (for Man Utd v Chelsea on February 22 1997)
    3) David Trezeguet - 96mph (for Monaco @ Man Utd on March 19 1998)
    4) Richie Humphreys - 95.9mph (for Sheffield Wednesday v Aston Villa on August 17 1996)
    5) Matt Le Tissier - 86.8mph (for Southampton v Newcastle on January 18 1997)
    6) Alan Shearer - 85.8mph (for Newcastle v Leicester on February 2 1997)
    7) Roberto Carlos - 85.2mph (for Brazil v France on June 3 1997)
    8) Tugay - 84.2mph (for Blackburn @ Southampton on November 3 2001)
    9) Obafemi Martins - 84mph (for Newcastle @ Tottenham on January 14 2007)
    10) David Beckham - 80.5mph (for Man Utd @ Derby on September 4 1996)
    Just wanted to highlight no. 7 on this list. What is most interesting here is not the power but the technique needed to get that much spinm/swerve.


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    So now Paver never even touched a soccer ball??

    When does it end, I swear I thought this guy played semi pro soccer the way he handicaps the euro leagues

    No way this guy is a Deuce, something must be screwed up here

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    SBR Players Talk where you can be anything you want to be.

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    I raced a cop on a horse once, and won. True story. It was recorded by some friends during a Memorial Day Parade back in high school. Of course, I got a head start

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    I started an innocent thread now paver in hot water.

    Paver make a soccer video and shut these clowns up,

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    Didn't know you have to be a pro to play soccer in college. I still play on the weekends. JJ since you play street soccer why don't you make a video tomorrow and show us your skills.

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    JJ can you balance the ball on your foot for more than 5 seconds?? What about rollin the ball on your heel and kick it up? Let's see it

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    SBR Players Talk where you can be anything you want to be.
    Hahaha... yes u can lol, I'm a professional jockey that plays linebacker, for the steelers, who also was captain of the 85 villanova squad who beat gtown, and is the sharpest gambler in all of sbr who bets 100k a game... ooo wait that was a dream, ummm o well sbr doesn't need to know that

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    Paver looks more like a goalie, I cannot picture him dribbling a soccer ball without falling down.

    Point of whole thread is I am trying to find out why he is a very good soccer handicapper

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    good call on the goalie thing. He's tall... big hands....

    I think he might be foreign. might have grown up watching the game.

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    Chandler you might be right

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    JJ where is that video of you playing the beautiful game

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Paver looks more like a goalie, I cannot picture him dribbling a soccer ball without falling down.

    Point of whole thread is I am trying to find out why he is a very good soccer handicapper
    JJ I believe I told you I started gambling soccer when I was in HS.

    You make it seem that I'm some kind of uncoordinated fat guy with a beer belly that can't run and dribble with a soccer ball.

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    Paver try and catch me, I can fly for being 5-4


    Paver you should make a video if you go to bash, they love soccer in CR

    I think your living in the wrong area, where you are everyone loves guns and strippers
    I would get out and go to Europe

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    Nice outfit paver


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    what do you do now paver?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Nice outfit paver


    lol.................Paver

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    I played college soccer coach. I know how to kick the ball and can make you impotent with one soccer kick. They clocked my shot at 119 mph in college.
    You wish

    Another wannabe.

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