1. 08-20-10 10:36 PM #1
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    Man Arrested For Putting Semen in Female Co-Worker's Water Bottle









    FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.

    Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

    Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

    In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department.

    In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home.

    Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

    If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

    In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.

    In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!
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  2. 08-20-10 10:39 PM #2
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    This made the news here yesterday. It looked like the female newscaster was going to puke when she was reading out the story.
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  3. 08-20-10 10:41 PM #3
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    This is classic!
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  4. 08-20-10 10:42 PM #4
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    Release
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  5. 08-20-10 10:43 PM #5
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    Extra, post a thick latina in stocking please.
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  6. 08-20-10 10:51 PM #6
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  7. 08-20-10 10:52 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Innings View Post
    Release
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  8. 08-20-10 10:55 PM #8
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    Both these idiots gave police the DNA needed with their crimes, and were already in the system. Winners!
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  9. 08-20-10 11:08 PM #9
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    what a fuching nut
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  10. 08-20-10 11:14 PM #10
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    Some sick shiet.........some guys are just sick in the head!!!!!!!!!!
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  11. 08-20-10 11:23 PM #11
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    FTW!!!!
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  12. 08-20-10 11:27 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Innings View Post


    In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!


    Wonder how long it took this guy to fill the spray bottle
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  13. 08-20-10 11:29 PM #13
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    She was feeling ill? lol
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  14. 08-20-10 11:30 PM #14
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    No doubt a sick fukin puppy
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  15. 08-20-10 11:38 PM #15
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    I thought semen was good for you? Contains vitamins, does it not?
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  16. 08-20-10 11:39 PM #16
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    Now it's his turn to get filled with semen.
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  17. 08-20-10 11:41 PM #17
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    jon and kate + 8
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  18. 08-21-10 12:07 AM #18
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    That is what I call a sticky situation!
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  19. 08-21-10 12:09 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philavanh View Post
    Some sick shiet.........some guys are just sick in the head!!!!!!!!!!
    My thoughts.
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  20. 08-21-10 12:13 AM #20
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    Why is it sick? Women swallow semen all the time.
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  22. 08-21-10 01:11 AM #22
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    Wonder what the lady did to deserve that
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  23. 08-21-10 01:13 AM #23
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    This is a better story:

    In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.

    In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!
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  24. 08-21-10 01:33 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by EspBruin View Post
    Both these idiots gave police the DNA needed with their crimes, and were already in the system. Winners!
    Maybe a stupid question, but how does "the system" match the DNA to a person? I don't think anyone gives "the system" a sperm sample or a strand of hair. Random sperm doesn't magically link to an identity without an original to match it with. I think at most people just give a thumb print at the DMV for a license. Do they get in "the system" with their DNA another way if they have criminal history or something?

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  25. 08-21-10 05:42 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by rookie View Post
    This is a better story:


    In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!

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    a spray bottle
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  26. 08-21-10 06:34 AM #26
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    I may have to try this one. Thankfully, I am not in the system yet so I should be fine.
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  27. 08-21-10 08:04 AM #27
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    dios mio
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  28. 08-21-10 08:09 AM #28
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    The woman should be arrested for drinking it.
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  29. 08-21-10 08:20 AM #29
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    I'm guessing that was her 1st time swallowing?
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    she was feeling ill?... wait WHAT
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  31. 08-21-10 09:06 AM #31
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    What the fukk??? That's illegal????
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  32. 08-21-10 10:13 AM #32
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    hahahahaha that is funny.. People are crazy
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  33. 08-21-10 01:33 PM #33
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    Guy looks like dac viet
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    disturbing.
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  35. 08-21-10 01:37 PM #35
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    aye carumba!
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