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    So Cal Armageddon

    I might not make it. Not sure about Diggity. Mayan is dead I heard. Pray for us.

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    Underwater here.

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    Yeah I just pumped about 30 gallons of water out of my garage/office. We've had 4 Eucalyptus trees fall, one almost hitting my house. A shed on my property broke it's fall luckily. One is now resting on the power line next door to me so I may not be power posting for much longer. Fukkin thing almost ripped the line right out of my house.

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    Im dead here in Orange County

    Can't open front door

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    Every street a river in the Antelope Valley

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    Haha we have the worst sewer systems in so cal. Mad mini lakes all over town here in the Calabasas area.

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    should be great for u guys dont u have a drought?

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    Flooding = water

    GO GET IT SUHN

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    drought over

    please turn the water off for the next 5 years

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    Whats going on down there?

    You need a nurse?

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    I'm alive!!!

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    Hang in there jake.
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    Didn't San Diego sign last year a 50 year lease for the desalination plant because of the fear the drought would never end?

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    I'm not this old, really. Just remember hearing this as a small child. Real pure music. Not about looks. Just genuine. Anyway, good song for today.



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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I'm alive!!!


    Mayan we thought we lost you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Whats going on down there?

    You need a nurse?
    Stormwatch 2017

    We've had a lot of rain and the last storm was a doozy

    floods, mudslides, trees falling everywhere, people being swept away

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    I need a boat soon. Don't have one. Maybe start the swim to i don't know where.

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    The water is getting dangerously close on my backyard patio to the house.

    If it hits, can I come and stay with you, Jake?

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    Ranger stay safe pal. Maybe blow up some garbage bags and tape them together???

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    I see a break in the clouds!!!! Wind is brutal, wow.

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    The Giant I would but I believe your court order says to stay 100 yards away from any children. Sorry man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    The Giant I would but I believe your court order says to stay 100 yards away from any children. Sorry man.
    That's true, so just send them to boarding school for a week or so.

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    I think everyone on the east coast is laughing at us. But they don't understand, we don't do bad weather very well. At all.

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    Giant you have to sleep on the couch and make sure the coffee is ready at 6 am, deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Ranger stay safe pal. Maybe blow up some garbage bags and tape them together???
    Very good idea. That is clutch thinking.

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    I will rain again tmr. Love this weather man. Stay in the house and watch the rainfall

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    Orale
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    Just hailed extremely hard for about 5 minutes. Now sunny

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    Just had to explain the difference between hail and snow and I'm pretty sure this girl doesn't believe me. Keeps saying but it's white so it's snow right? Most Californians are fkn useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Just had to explain the difference between hail and snow and I'm pretty sure this girl doesn't believe me. Keeps saying but it's white so it's snow right? Most Californians are fkn useless.
    Tell her to go outside and see if it hurts, so you can be sure.

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    I think your sump pump is broken

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    no it was coming down that fast.

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    I survived!



    Hee Hee

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