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    Travelling to Cancun - thoughts?

    Just booked a week trip to the Grand Oasis but honestly never looked at it closely enough except that it's known for partying. What are the good local spots nearby the resort strip?

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    You gotta cab or bus into town. Nothing less than 15 minutes away. The tequila bar is good. Can't remember went there in 2003. Have fun guy.

    Edit- Senor Frogs- sucks- don't go there.

    Coco Bongo was fun.

    Best to stay on resort and get pussy by the pool late night when all the people come back hammered.
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    Last time I was there was in '01

    I'm old. GL Nucker.

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    No idea I've never left New Jersey

    I'm sure it's beautiful though

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    Was there 2 years ago. We did an all inclusive. Was a hell of a time. Spent most of the time at the resort (Riu) but went out to Mandala and Coco Bongo a couple nights. Also did ziplining one day which I highly recommend.

    Like laker said, if the resort is good, just spend most of your time there.

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    Take some lube for when the cartels pick you up and have their way with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No idea I've never left New Jersey

    I'm sure it's beautiful though
    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Was there 2 years ago. We did an all inclusive. Was a hell of a time. Spent most of the time at the resort (Riu) but went out to Mandala and Coco Bongo a couple nights. Also did ziplining one day which I highly recommend.

    Like laker said, if the resort is good, just spend most of your time there.
    Coco Bongo seems interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    You gotta cab or bus into town. Nothing less than 15 minutes away. The tequila bar is good. Can't remember went there in 2003. Have fun guy.

    Edit- Senor Frogs- sucks- don't go there.

    Coco Bongo was fun.

    Best to stay on resort and get pussy by the pool late night when all the people come back hammered.
    Yeah Senor Frogs seems more for families. Fukk that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Coco Bongo seems interesting.
    It's nuts. Definitely go one night.

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    Fukk going into the town. Bunch of scrubby a Mexicans trying to sell you worthless shit. Stay on the resort, enjoy the free food and booze (assuming you did all inclusive) and have fun. Hit up other resorts if you can too.

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    The people selling jewelry on the streets hold up a piece of cardboard with necklaces on them behind it are baggies of white gold nose candy if your into that its everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No idea I've never left New Jersey

    I'm sure it's beautiful though
    Wtf

    Vegas JJ where is he now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No idea I've never left New Jersey

    I'm sure it's beautiful though
    So who is doing your videos in Vegas, Texas and Florida? Coach do you have Alzheimer's..you need to get help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    Wtf

    Vegas JJ where is he now?
    Harrold, just go with th flow.
    If JJ says he's in Vegas just go with it
    Or if he is in Denver
    Or if he has never left New Jersey
    Just go with the flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    So who is doing your videos in Vegas, Texas and Florida? Coach do you have Alzheimer's..you need to get help.
    Paver, I'd edit that post.
    JJ is going to Fking loose it on you if he sees it.

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    waste of time and money

    pass

    just go to vegas...after you are drunk it really doesnt matter where you are

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    Would love to be young again. I remember taking the bus into town to buy weed and coke. Free drinks at the resort, and all you could drink at the club for $20. Have fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Housemoney View Post
    Would love to be young again. I remember taking the bus into town to buy weed and coke. Free drinks at the resort, and all you could drink at the club for $20. Have fun
    Haha yeah taking advantage of it while young. Yes all inclusive of course.

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    Canuck stay home pal

    Or come to Vegas I'll show you around

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    Canuckles last time i was in mexico and needed a link to a Bruins playoff game you told me to google it

    so fukk off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Housemoney View Post
    Would love to be young again. I remember taking the bus into town to buy weed and coke. Free drinks at the resort, and all you could drink at the club for $20. Have fun
    The cabbies will sell you weed

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    The people selling jewelry on the streets hold up a piece of cardboard with necklaces on them behind it are baggies of white gold nose candy if your into that its everywhere
    are you in your 50's? this aint the 90's anymore seahawk way more advanced now :{

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    Was there for New Years like 5 or 6 years ago.....The town is pretty fun with lots of bars and clubs but the resort itself is the place to be

    Honestly I like Playa Del Carmen much better....Small bars/clubs right on the beach and like a smaller, nicer version of Cancun. Also Resorts right down the road from the town area

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    I've been twice

    First time for senior trip, not sure how many little amigos I have running around from that trip. Just one giant fukk fest

    Second time was just a few years ago, just a day stop on a cruise. We found a cab and high tailed it to Playa Del Carmen and absolutely loved it there. Much more local, beaches were actually semi-private, we found a nice little spot on the beach away from everything, except there was a hut being used as a bar, and they made top shelf quesadillas and nachos. So we laid on the beach, drank margaritas, ate quesadillas and enjoyed the thunderstorm. It was quite surreal and enjoyable. Didn't want to leave.

    Cliff notes: Cancun was great for my Senior trip. Other than that, get outside of town.

    As an aside, first time I ever got a girl to take it anal was in Cancun. We were on the beach, drunk and having sex. Of course it sounds better than it was because sand isn't the best vaginal lubricant. Well, she was complaining of the grittiness so I said "I can just put it in your ass" and she actually went for it So there I was at about midnight fukking this girl in the ass, and all of the sudden some security guard shines his light on us. Of course, I don't stop, so a minute or two passes and about 8 or 9 security guards have their lights on us I've always had a thing for Asians since
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    are you in your 50's? this aint the 90's anymore seahawk way more advanced now :{
    47 lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stackz125 View Post
    Harrold, just go with th flow.
    If JJ says he's in Vegas just go with it
    Or if he is in Denver
    Or if he has never left New Jersey
    Just go with the flow.
    Pretty sure that was JJ moshing at the Skeletonwitch show the other night.
    Or maybe it was another bald guy.

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    much better places to go....way to fukking americanized now. Hell there are more Mexicans in Texas than Cancun..

    Cancun was much better 20 years ago

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    No idea why people go on vacation and then just go to a bar and or gamble

    You can do that in your local town

    When you go away it is to go to ocean, good food, site see

    It is not to drink and get drunk and fall on the floor

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    No idea why people go on vacation and then just go to a bar , fish and or gamble

    You can do that in your local town

    When you go away it is to go to ocean, good food, site see

    It is not to drink and get drunk and fall on the floor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    much better places to go....way to fukking americanized now. Hell there are more Mexicans in Texas than Cancun..

    Cancun was much better 20 years ago
    Bingo. Cancun full of white-trash and high school kids. Pass.

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    Any time you leave your hometown, for business or vacation, you must raise your awareness.

    Doesn`t matter if it is NYC, Miami, Cancun or my hometown of Puerto Plata.

    Be aware. Don`t trust anyone. Shit happens FAST.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Bingo. Cancun full of white-trash and high school kids. Pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    much better places to go....way to fukking americanized now. Hell there are more Mexicans in Texas than Cancun..

    Cancun was much better 20 years ago
    you say that like it's a good thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Bingo. Cancun full of white-trash and high school kids. Pass.
    When we get to your age we will hit up the uber nice spots. Til then

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    Have fun Cauncker. Report back with some good stories so us old fukks can live vicariously through you

    Opie is jealous
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