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    I am intrigued. Stay safe coach

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetweenHerCheeks View Post
    trick fuking roll
    Yep,I hear it happens quite a lot in Vegas.

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    JJ: In the infamous words of that dude in "Bachelor Party":

    "Lay that pipe, brutha, lay that pipe!!!!!"

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    make sure she can cook before getting serious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    make sure she can cook before getting serious
    And he doesn't mean in the kitchen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Some people pay big money for that
    Lol! reckon JJ is into that sort of kink,I wouldn't put it past him.

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    hope she can 'turn' JJ around

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    ps.... if she doesn't give it up willingly, don't worry, I shipped you a small package of "sex aids" that should do the trick.....

    no, not illegal drugs like X or blo, just think of this guy:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    hope she can 'turn' JJ around
    From some of his posts I'm sure he would be happy to " turn around".

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    Coach, before the date call your best friend on your cell and put the phone behind the budlight... just in case things turn south... you got a buddy on the line

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    Can we get one of our esteemed IT Technie nerd members to live stream this meet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    From some of his posts I'm sure he would be happy to " turn around".
    Fred, how r u today?

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    he'll probably turn out like this guy, sports bra and all:



    Don't worry, JJ, her team of "well qualified" surgeons will leave you with one working kidney.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    gtfo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    make sure she can cook before getting serious
    hopefully without sounding too racist, I'm sure she'll be able to do his laundry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    he'll probably turn out like this guy, sports bra and all:



    Don't worry, JJ, her team of "well qualified" surgeons will leave you with one working kidney.....
    His kidney will be on its way to Singapore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    now, now, now....

    u know JJ's been workin' The Glory Hole Center for some time now.... no way that little "7-"8 tool gets him off.... his well-travelled manhole may need a bit more.....

    this is more up his alley, back alley, to be exact:


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    Guys back off kitten right now or I will personally go to all your houses and you'll have to deal with me there

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    His kidney will be on its way to Singapore.
    what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, except a few of JJ's critical vital organs.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys back off kitten right now or I will personally go to all your houses and you'll have to deal with me there
    Easy there, Big Boy, you're gonna be in too much pain from having been stitched up by some Triad or Yakuza hacks to fight anyone for a pretty good while.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainmaker222 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys back off kitten right now or I will personally go to all your houses and you'll have to deal with me there
    JJ are you going to try to fuk her?

    Or are you going to try to make love to her?

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    Kickles

    how much would you charge for 1hr dressed like post #50 ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    JJ are you going to try to fuk her?

    Or are you going to try to make love to her?
    There's a difference?

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    Kickles and I will be having a noncontact relationship

    It's very complicated but can be fun that way


    Already have scheduled the reading session with her at the restaurant about a video poker


    I also will have a session with her andhow to beat Sportsbooks with no risk

    Already going to get a shirt noncontact

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Kickles


    how much would you charge for 1hr dressed like post #50 ?
    good thing you have some clout around here.....

    i got a one month ban the last time I solicited a prostitute on the site.....

    well, in my defense, I swore I'd seen Jackie Blew at a donkey show in Tijuana before I sent her that damn PM

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    you are no fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Kickles and I will be having a noncontact relationship

    It's very complicated but can be fun that way


    Already have scheduled the reading session with her at the restaurant about a video poker


    I also will have a session with her andhow to beat Sportsbooks with no risk

    Already going to get a shirt noncontact
    translation: "Still having major anxiety about my tiny tool."

    ps.... given your "past success" at beating sportsbooks in Vegas, let's hope she'll be the one doing the tutoring.....

    otherwise, you'll both be standing naked in a seedy downtown vegas alley after watching a pimp run off with the last of your depleted bankrolls.....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-19-16 at 12:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Kickles and I will be having a noncontact relationship

    It's very complicated but can be fun that way


    Already have scheduled the reading session with her at the restaurant about a video poker


    I also will have a session with her andhow to beat Sportsbooks with no risk

    Already going to get a shirt noncontact
    you are no fun

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    this is forum theatre orchestrated by the same people who deliver the "jjgold" character to you day in and day out. Something to stir up a buzz and get people posting. Well played. I don't think anyone can accuse the persons behind the scenes as dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    His kidney will be on its way to Singapore.
    I am pretty sure it's Philippine ... not Singapore.. I can tell by the accent.. besides Singapore is more conservative and the other MORE open..

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegasridah View Post
    this is forum theatre orchestrated by the same people who deliver the "jjgold" character to you day in and day out. Something to stir up a buzz and get people posting. Well played. I don't think anyone can accuse the persons behind the scenes as dumb.
    yeah, we all know this, but what the hell?

    it gives us yet another chance to post gratuitous photos of chicks wearing huge strapons prior to peggin' some gay a-hole who portrays himself as a "straight guy"



    this time with an "asian" flare.....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-19-16 at 12:49 PM.

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