1. 08-07-16 11:02 AM #36
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    I like to pick up rich boys at funerals. I cry and tell them that life is way too short, they get upset and sentimental and invite me to very expensive restaurant, etc...
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  2. 08-07-16 11:54 AM #37
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    underneath the END ZONE on Giant Stadium NJ.....
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  3. 08-07-16 12:01 PM #38
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    Probably go something like this.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u44D3qKKGPU
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  4. 08-07-16 12:03 PM #39
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    if the forum is still in existence an JJ passes I will go to the funeral. JJ has been a friend and mentor to me.
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  5. 08-07-16 12:16 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    if the forum is still in existence an JJ passes I will go to the funeral. JJ has been a friend and mentor to me.
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  6. 08-07-16 12:26 PM #41
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    whole thread
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  7. 08-07-16 12:28 PM #42
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    It will smell like cheap scotch and cigarette butts
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  8. 08-07-16 12:33 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    if the forum is still in existence an JJ passes I will go to the funeral. JJ has been a friend and mentor to me.

    Won't take long: he is already dying from virus zika. I took care of it for you guys!!! And some jerk posters here call me useless???
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  9. 08-07-16 01:11 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    Won't take long: he is already dying from virus zika. I took care of it for you guys!!! And some jerk posters here call me useless???
    Don't sell yourself short...you're pretty useless
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  10. 08-07-16 01:25 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    It will have to be posted as LV, but in reality, take place in NJ.
    Nothings straightforward with JJ,even his funeral.
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  11. 08-07-16 01:47 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Don't sell yourself short...you're pretty useless

    Excuse me??? How is it I'm useless? It's me how took a crap on Jjgold's bald head and poisoned him - not you. You are useless!
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  12. 08-07-16 09:35 PM #47
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    Paul bearers would be Autodonk, Opie, TTW, and Walker.
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  13. 08-07-16 10:00 PM #48
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    TT and Walker might have heart attacks themselves and croak

    AutoDonk will be way to drunk to walk straight

    Opie will most likely delegate his slot to 4 of his mexicans

    JJ's 4 pall bearers are Jose, Julio, Juan and King Mayan
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  14. 08-07-16 10:02 PM #49
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    Put a 2 1/2 inch rubber cok on the top of the coffin
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  15. 08-07-16 10:17 PM #50
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    Will it be open casket with that dead animal he used to wear on his head
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  16. 08-07-16 10:41 PM #51
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    If JJ died I wold definitely give him 2 betpoints for his loss. my condolences.god bless.
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  17. 08-08-16 01:50 AM #52
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    Who would give the eulogy? Would have to be more than 1 guy. Basically would be equivalent to a US president dying.
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  18. 08-08-16 02:28 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Who would give the eulogy? Would have to be more than 1 guy. Basically would be equivalent to a US president dying.
    Remember the extravaganza the MAli funeral was. Would be just like that.
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