1. 07-31-16 09:31 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Liquor Review: Video..Also Opened Bottle With My Teeth

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  2. 07-31-16 09:39 PM #2
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    Way to go Coach!
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  3. 07-31-16 09:41 PM #3
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    JJ buy me a NJ hooker your prick
    I'll go to the bash if you get a hooker for me.

    Next time you open a bottle with your teeth Atleast show the bottle guey

    Unrale.
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  4. 07-31-16 09:44 PM #4
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    5% alc
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  5. 07-31-16 09:49 PM #5
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    Coach go by yourself a Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA to chase this thing.

    It's got 18% ABV and more, than likely will knock your socks off.
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  6. 07-31-16 09:50 PM #6
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    That some real backwater shit
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  7. 07-31-16 09:51 PM #7
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    Tough mother fukker opening bottles like that.

    Wow!
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  8. 07-31-16 10:08 PM #8
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    Nancys drink that shit

    Chase it with a ZIMA before you pull your gloryhole shift, pal

    Embarrassing.....
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  9. 07-31-16 10:34 PM #9
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    These are very filling I think it's better with a lot of ice
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  10. 07-31-16 11:04 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by stackz125 View Post

    JJ buy me a NJ hooker your prick
    I'll go to the bash if you get a hooker for me.

    Next time you open a bottle with your teeth Atleast show the bottle guey

    Unrale.
    Good eye. That cap did not come off. Didn't even take a damn sip. Fraud.
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  11. 07-31-16 11:40 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    Good eye. That cap did not come off. Didn't even take a damn sip. Fraud.
    Its obvious it did not come off....or he would have certainly shown it.
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  12. 07-31-16 11:43 PM #12
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    JJ ripping off bottle caps with his teeth, while being in New Jersey.

    This guy tells more stories than seaweed.

    Two great men.
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  13. 08-01-16 12:04 AM #13
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    Thats the biggest pussy beer around. Fitting I guess coming from the biggest pussy on SBR.
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  14. 08-01-16 12:30 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Two great men.
    No need for YOU to start telling stories, too.

    They're as close to great men as Rosie O'Donnell & Ellen are to being hotties.
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  15. 08-01-16 12:36 AM #15
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  16. 08-01-16 12:57 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Nino SHARP, per usual.

    If we could still change people's avatars in SBR store for 100pts like old times, I'd changed jj's avi to his gloryhole advertising pic that the Mexicans pass out on Las Vegas Blvd:

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  17. 08-01-16 01:41 AM #17
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    Let's see someone else do it on video will wait here
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  18. 08-01-16 01:42 AM #18
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    Im im pressed
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  19. 08-01-16 01:53 AM #19
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    Biggest pussy on sbr
    Show some fukin class
    What a disgrace
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  20. 08-01-16 05:53 AM #20
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    fuk jersey.
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  21. 08-01-16 07:04 AM #21
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    Good selection Mary.
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  22. 08-01-16 07:15 AM #22
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    Are JJ's teeth so severely fukked up from opening bottle caps? Or is he opening bottles with his teeth because they're so fukked up?

    Its the classic chicken and the egg story.

    FYI….I'm the poster who began the whole "snaggletooth" deal. At first, I felt bad for hurting JJ's feelings, but then he embraced it and it became a lovable quirk of his SBR persona. 1000% true story.
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  23. 08-01-16 07:51 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Are JJ's teeth so severely fukked up from opening bottle caps? Or is he opening bottles with his teeth because they're so fukked up?

    Its the classic chicken and the egg story.

    FYI….I'm the poster who began the whole "snaggletooth" deal. At first, I felt bad for hurting JJ's feelings, but then he embraced it and it became a lovable quirk of his SBR persona. 1000% true story.


    Well you can make a case the crooked grooves made it easier although I was bleeding for 15 minutes
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  24. 08-01-16 10:41 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I was bleeding for 15 minutes
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  25. 08-01-16 02:55 PM #25
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  26. 08-01-16 03:33 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Are JJ's teeth so severely fukked up from opening bottle caps? Or is he opening bottles with his teeth because they're so fukked up?

    Its the classic chicken and the egg story.

    FYI….I'm the poster who began the whole "snaggletooth" deal. At first, I felt bad for hurting JJ's feelings, but then he embraced it and it became a lovable quirk of his SBR persona. 1000% true story.

    jj has serrated meth teeth. they are like a swiss army knife dipped in liquid shit.
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  27. 08-01-16 04:09 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    jj has serrated meth teeth. they are like a swiss army knife dipped in liquid shit.
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