this sucks!
I say contact Opti, ride in his cool-ass ute, and let him stow you away in his big ass suitcase containing a hottub suite.....
Getting the chance to meet the babe that once banned me for life, so I could apologize in person, was one of my primary motivations in attending the upcoming Bash.....
With waves pussin' out and Shari not attending, this Bash is suddenly losing its luster......
I may have to have JJ picked up off the streets of whatever shithole town in Florida he's hiding out in, and transported to the Bash against his will, just so I'll have something to do when the poker tables are empty......