jj, you can come to h - town and live in my guest house for a while, you can take over for my driver, and drive me for 1 1/2 hours to court on days I have trial/hearings/etc., and to take Chimp to his AA and sex addiction meetings....

only other requirement, since I am a Rocket fan, is you have to whack klhoe kardashian before the regular season starts, before she can turn Hardin into a crack-puffin' loser like Lamar