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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Life was more exciting when these guys were on the run.
    agreed.

    those pigs didnt have to shoot mr big kawk in the back 16 times as he tried to run away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    agreed.

    those pigs didnt have to shoot mr big kawk in the back 16 times as he tried to run away.
    what if it was YOUR wife taking the hit every spare minute on the cellblock though Bear?

    i know your pimp hand is strong Bear but some brothers wives cheat on them too ya know

    it happens

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    In light of the thread being bumped this morning, this...

    Captured prison escapee David Sweat is back in a maximum security prison for the first time in nearly a month, according to the New York State Department of Corrections and Community Supervision. Sweat, 35, was released from Albany Medical Center early Sunday morning and brought to Five Points Correctional Facility in Romulus, New York.

    Also,

    "Agents verbally ordered Richard Matt to put his hands up. An agent observed the individual fail to comply with the verbal commands and aim what was later determined to be a 20-gauge shotgun at him. The agent discharged his service-issued M-4 rifle, striking the individual, who died at the scene."

    An autopsy shows Matt was killed by three shots to the head, according to the New York State Police.
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    ROMULUS, N.Y. – The surviving escapee from a prison break and three-week manhunt will spend 23 hours a day in a maximum-security cell, much more confined than he and a fellow murder convict were in the prison from which they managed a getaway, officials said Sunday.

    http://globalnews.ca/news/2092713/ca...386942ca4b39da

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    ROMULUS, N.Y. – The surviving escapee from a prison break and three-week manhunt will spend 23 hours a day in a maximum-security cell, much more confined than he and a fellow murder convict were in the prison from which they managed a getaway, officials said Sunday.

    http://globalnews.ca/news/2092713/ca...386942ca4b39da
    Was it worth it?

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    Not worth it

    I'm sure it's a decent cell though I don't think it's in darkness all day

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    coroners office will retain Matts rooster castings

    regional museums of criminal justice will get latex-free silicone one offs

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    Sad to see this thread close up eventually. All the guys who love to talk about coks, like they are somehow being funny, will be missed. I kinda wonder if these guys who are big fans of the cok, secretly have suk one from time to time. Guys getting all giddy about another guys cok and being able to talk about it with other guys makes a pussy lover just shake his head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    coroners office will retain Matts rooster castings

    regional museums of criminal justice will get latex-free silicone one offs
    Hopefully he had a will and donated his member to the The Icelandic Phallological Museum.


    The museum contains a collection of more than 215 penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland. The museum includes specimens from whales, seals, walrus, polar bears, elephants as well as other land mammals. It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive legally-certified gift tokens for four specimens belonging to Homo Sapiens. The museum also includes various artwork and molds. There is also a gift shop to purchase a souvenir of your visit.


    http://www.phallus.is/en/themuseum.html

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    Three shots to the head? Thats impressive shooting.

    Also the trooper that hit Sweat twice in the thorax as he was running away, fukking impressive.

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    he's 35 and this is what he will see for 23 hours a day everyday for the rest of his life


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    Sad to see this thread close up eventually. All the guys who love to talk about coks, like they are somehow being funny, will be missed. I kinda wonder if these guys who are big fans of the cok, secretly have suk one from time to time. Guys getting all giddy about another guys cok and being able to talk about it with other guys makes a pussy lover just shake his head.

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    Cops killing people is not impressive at all. Sweat killing a cop, then escaping in the manner he did is impressive

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    Quote Originally Posted by makaveli66 View Post
    Sweat killing a cop, then escaping in the manner he did is impressive
    Ah, yeah, sure it is... and Dwight posted his prestigious 'prize' for all that impressiveness:



    You must still be impressed by the prizes found in these... CONGRATS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    Sad to see this thread close up eventually. All the guys who love to talk about coks, like they are somehow being funny, will be missed. I kinda wonder if these guys who are big fans of the cok, secretly have suk one from time to time. Guys getting all giddy about another guys cok and being able to talk about it with other guys makes a pussy lover just shake his head.

    it's obvious that you love pussy but never get any Thor and that is because you are too uptight

    grab a bottle of grape gin then find a quiet place in the woods to loosen the grip on your rooster Thor let the blood circulate

    get your caulk jokes game in order before coming in here with this shit next time you old pimp

    you're better than this Thor

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    it's obvious that you love pussy but never get any Thor and that is because you are too uptight

    grab a bottle of grape gin then find a quiet place in the woods to loosen the grip on your rooster Thor let the blood circulate

    get your caulk jokes game in order before coming in here with this shit next time you old pimp

    you're better than this Thor

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    it's obvious that you love pussy but never get any Thor and that is because you are too uptight

    grab a bottle of grape gin then find a quiet place in the woods to loosen the grip on your rooster Thor let the blood circulate

    get your caulk jokes game in order before coming in here with this shit next time you old pimp

    you're better than this Thor

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    he's 35 and this is what he will see for 23 hours a day everyday for the rest of his life

    bullshit on that.....

    he gets a f'n desk????? and a night table????? a private toilet instead of a grate in the flooring????

    f'n easy street......... put him down in a hole like Boss did to Cool Hand Luke........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    I kinda wonder if these guys who are big fans of the cok, .....
    you have the words shuffled in this sentence.....

    should read "these guys who are fans of BIG cok"....

    it was clearly the size of Matt's kahk that had sbr'ers enthralled.....

    no one was yappin' about sweat's junk, the husband's junk, the gaurds' collective junk, or even the warden's pathetic junk.....

    bunch of size queens running through here........

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    it's obvious that you love pussy but never get any Thor and that is because you are too uptight

    grab a bottle of grape gin then find a quiet place in the woods to loosen the grip on your rooster Thor let the blood circulate

    get your caulk jokes game in order before coming in here with this shit next time you old pimp

    you're better than this Thor
    this is obvious? i have had a girlfriend the last six years. What is obvious is u like to get giddy about another guys cok. Simple as that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    i have had a girlfriend the last six years.

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    How old are u DONK?

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    Old as f*ck like most here? A coward for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by makaveli66 View Post
    How old are u DONK?
    he is an attorney man. Guy is like 45 years old but he says he is hung like a horse.

    always telling us about his sexual experiences. Mainly ass up face down sex


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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post

    cute face, but needs to have her boob job redone.......

    also, her pussy seems a lttle high up on her body.... Are you sure she didn't used to be a man?

    (kinda resembles that guy that won the decathalon back in the mid 70's at the olympics.....)

    looks like the doctor forgot to stitch back up that gaping, out-of-place pussy after the episiotomy she got while having her last child.....

    and, looks like she smokes cigarettes.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by makaveli66 View Post
    How old are u DONK?
    Old enough......


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    You forgot to mention the biggest selling point of that cell, the window view! Is that a prison cell or an advertisement for a resort retirement community?

    Trying spending an indeterminate amount of time in this 130 yo windowless stinking hellhole. Even the bars are covered with metal and the walls are painted peeled and covered with graffiti from people losing their minds.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlREHJJA-HU

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Old enough......

    great movie

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    this is what happens when you mess with the union's paycheck

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