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    Some NFL Offensive Linemen Should Not Be Considered Athletes

    They are fat with a gut

    Some players have picked up thousands in fat fines.

    Like Coughlin who fines players 400 for every pound they are overweight

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    Nobody wants a bunch of skinny ass linemen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Nobody wants a bunch of skinny ass linemen.
    But do you consider them ATHLETES?

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    Yes

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    Seaweed some of the guys here shouldn't be allowed to post on this forum, but they still post...

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    Every time I think you couldn't get any dumber, you make a thread like this.

    If you think linemen aren't athletes, go find your nearest wall and push as hard as you can for 3 hours. Please tell us your findings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Bogey View Post
    Every time I think you couldn't get any dumber, you make a thread like this.

    If you think linemen aren't athletes, go find your nearest wall and push as hard as you can for 3 hours. Please tell us your findings.
    when you are big like a truck that doesn't require much athletic strength

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    I bet they can run faster Han most of us on here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bookme View Post
    I bet they can run faster Han most of us on here....
    Maybe if they chasing a bucket of fried chicken

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    Saer you are wong

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    Weeder....this is a terrible thread. I encourage you to abandon it.

    Anyone who's in the NFL is a better athlete than anyone you've ever known.

    Trust me. There's a lot if athlete under that fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Seaweed some of the guys here shouldn't be allowed to post on this forum, but they still post...
    I was just about to post this...

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    And there are posters who like this fukk

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    I guess My perception was wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I guess My perception was wrong
    Your whole life is wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leetreaper View Post
    Your whole life is wrong.
    go get buried deeper

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    Quote Originally Posted by cburland10 View Post
    go get buried deeper
    huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I guess My perception was wrong
    Anytime you have a thought about anything, remember this quote.

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    Stupid.

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    Guys who sit in a chair pounding sliders and posting on SBR are not athletes. Guys who have to block Julius peppers and Justin Houston are...

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    What a horrendous poster this seaweed is. This moron thinks Walter Jones (there was a reason why they called him the dancing bear)Larry Allen, etc. aren't athletes.

    the tackles are absurdly impressive athletes. The finesse to handle speed rushers, the strength to run block a guy like Hiloti Ngnata (spelling?).

    even the guards are solid athletes (despite having terrible bodies). Have you ever tried running down a DB on screen as a 6'4" 330lb man? Those DB's are fast, quick, elusive, these big fcking loads (the good ones anyway) will just swallow these guys up.

    in terms of the best athletes in the NFL, I'd say these freak edge pass rushers have a small edge over WR's.

    and who blocks freak edge pass rushers seaweed, you nitwit, that's right, offensive tackles...


    if you're going to make this argument, at least make a better one, say, Casey Hampton wasn't an athlete, he's a big fat load who's responsible for stuffing the A gaps. you'd still sound so dumb, because stuffing the A gap requires a big fat load of questionable althetic ability and a favorite to die in his 30's of a heart attack. But none the less, it's an important part of defensive football, he's making millions of dollars to play a kids game, thus he's an athlete.

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