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    Cocaine Parlayin.

    I keep on telling you.
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    Hes right Parlayin -- thats why there are 4-5 million active users of it in US. I have a friend who uses it (tho I dont) and hes a happy m'fer. Try it man youll snap out of your funk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carouselambra View Post
    I have a friend who uses it (tho I dont) and hes a happy m'fer. Try it man youll snap out of your funk.
    Suuuure you slimey mothafukka....

    This guy knows parlayin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    We have a miscommunication here.

    I don't have a girlfriend. I was responding to Lester's post about staying in with his gf.

    I was basically saying it'd be like living a dream to be in a similar situation as Lester.
    Re read it, yeah I got it wrong. Sorry about that but I am pulling for ya man...one of these days its gonna happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Cocaine Parlayin.

    I keep on telling you.

    "I know the street, and I'm making all the right connections. With the right woman, there's no stopping me. I could go right to the top."

    "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town is like a great big pussy just waitin' to get ******."

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    Parlayin what will make u happy in life? Love? Poon? Death? Better looks? Wheres the disconnect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Suuuure you slimey mothafukka....

    This guy knows parlayin.
    Ok ok youre partially right - but why i gotta be slimey?

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    Got in an argument with my gf. She's upset I'm going to Vegas tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carouselambra View Post
    Ok ok youre partially right - but why i gotta be slimey?
    This is SBR.

    We are all slimey mothafukkas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carouselambra View Post
    Parlayin what will make u happy in life? Love? Poon? Death? Better looks? Wheres the disconnect?

    Difficult to pinpoint one thing. I'm an emotional wreck and an avoidant. I'm terrible at getting what I need or want, so it's easy to hate myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Difficult to pinpoint one thing. I'm an emotional wreck and an avoidant. I'm terrible at getting what I need or want, so it's easy to hate myself.
    Dude get on some meds like yesterday. You gotta get out of your own head. Go see a therapist and get some fukking Zoloft bro. Until it ends there is no end.

    Btw how do you look? You fat or sloppy or actually a decent-looking guy? Got a full head of hair (unlike most on here)? Ladies dont care how you look nearly as much as men do...

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    Only one option


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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Difficult to pinpoint one thing. I'm an emotional wreck and an avoidant. I'm terrible at getting what I need or want, so it's easy to hate myself.
    Where did this stem from? Did you have any certain events growing up or were you always like this?

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    Im soooooooooo mad right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Im soooooooooo mad right now
    You just heard Rob Ford dropped out of Mayoral race?

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    Parlayin Sir all us SBR posters hear is your self-loathing posts and your hope to die yo end misery. You dont listen to songs like Fade to Black or Who Wants to Live Forever do you?

    Somethinf has caused this to get to this point, it doesnt reach this level overnight; help us help you....whats your story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesterdymond View Post
    No laugh from me. But when I hit my 30's I told myself I would not get involved in a serious relationship until my demands were met.
    Can she cook, clean, take a load in her jaw etc. Were engaged and get along very well.

    And she knows I gamble. Doesn't seem to bother her. A little nosy sometimes but leaves me be.
    Living the fukking Dream pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Where did this stem from? Did you have any certain events growing up or were you always like this?
    I don't really remember much. I didn't grow up in an environment where I could feel proud of myself.

    I've always been abnormal and distant/withdrawn from everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    I don't really remember much. I didn't grow up in an environment where I could feel proud of myself.

    I've always been abnormal and distant/withdrawn from everyone.
    Gotcha....Well the thing is alot of your posts crack me up and I'm sure many others as well.....even if self-deprecating humor, you still have to be somewhat witty and have something inside there to come up with them.....Also you seem pretty chill/cool and aren't an asshole/jerkoff so you're already ahead of most Americans in that capacity.

    Everyone has their shortcomings....Even filthy rich celebrities who have it all

    You're just your own worst enemy and take your own shortcomings much harder than others do for whatever reason. You probably think about these issues constantly and it makes it all even worse creating a viscous cycle, so they seem worse than they should be....Your problems are no worse than others', but it's how you deal with them

    The best mindset to try to fix this is to just don't give a fukk, especially when going out in public....Just remember that everyone has their own issues and no one is out to get you or mock and beat you down out there.

    I would say go see a therapist and take it from there....It's a pretty normal thing to do, so don't feel weird about it.....They wouldn't exist if people didn't use them frequently

    Good Luck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    No chicks for me.

    I found out my girl dated Nelly.
    U jealous for her or for him?

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    Just got home

    Good recycling night!

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    Tony good job

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    You just heard Rob Ford dropped out of Mayoral race?
    you know me too well !

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    Sellweed I need a winner my friend.

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    Sellweed PM a winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Signing in.

    I hate life so much ...
    why do u hate life? out of weed again ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesterdymond View Post
    No laugh from me. But when I hit my 30's I told myself I would not get involved in a serious relationship until my demands were met.
    Can she cook, clean, take a load in her jaw etc. Were engaged and get along very well.

    And she knows I gamble. Doesn't seem to bother her. A little nosy sometimes but leaves me be.

    post of the year

    Lester please have a word with Bobby

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