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    Russian Rocket
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    Fukk Me to God Damn Tears!!!

    every now and then you have this almost had it parlay...here is one from this weekend for me


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    Jesus Christ.
    What did you lose on a bulldyke tennis match?

    Edit: Oops guess I coulda noticed TENNIS on the parlay card lol.
    Getting late for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    every now and then you have this almost had it parlay...here is one from this weekend for me

    What's with the buying down to 3? The ML on those games were basically the same as -3? Why not just ML?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Jesus Christ.
    What did you lose on a bulldyke tennis match?

    Edit: Oops guess I coulda noticed TENNIS on the parlay card lol.
    Getting late for me.
    yeah I build this crazy ass open parlays every now and then and have a pretty good rate with hitting them actually....unfortunately just not this time around

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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    What's with the buying down to 3? The ML on those games were basically the same as -3? Why not just ML?
    I probably must of missed that. Thought the ML had worse odds at that time.

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    Damn bud. U didn't hedge the last leg?

    Edit: Nvm, it wasn't the last leg

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    saloon this shit.

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    give that guy a call ,

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    Atleast you taking shots

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweethook View Post
    give that guy a call ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Atleast you taking shots
    that's what this game is all about LKid

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    theys cheat you. but! I knows this. you a man. you not threat to make kill on cat. you not say GET UNDER BED NOW

    you not put rage on cat. I imagine this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarunas View Post
    theys cheat you. but! I knows this. you a man. you not threat to make kill on cat. you not say GET UNDER BED NOW

    you not put rage on cat. I imagine this
    I tend to agree with you here Sarunas

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    rocket !!! and u tell me not to parley damm !!! that maker me remember last fb season had bama and fukking johnny football knocked me out of $1500 . i feel ur pain man.

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    hell yea !!! i agree
    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    that's what this game is all about LKid

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    Quote Originally Posted by artyfudgepacker View Post
    rocket !!! and u tell me not to parley damm !!! that maker me remember last fb season had bama and fukking johnny football knocked me out of $1500 . i feel ur pain man.
    yeah I make this crazy ass parlays about 2-3 times a week...but urge you not to do it because they have a very little rate of success

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    shoudnt say GD .. bad bad karma

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    you tried to get aggressive
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    Quote Originally Posted by turtlejc View Post
    you tried to get aggressive
    staying aggressive helps to build the BR ...I normally don't parlay anything with less than 10+ events

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    staying aggressive helps to build the BR ...I normally don't parlay anything with less than 10+ events
    Obv referring to Emily vid

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    oh.my.god.

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    Can anyone tell me how it wasn't unanimous?

    Unflagginrizl

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    Russian, I lost a 15 team open parlay on the last leg on a Sharapova match -500 or worse.

    I feel your pain.

    The next one I lost, again on the last leg, with Philly a -400 or worse favorite losing to a shit nets team.

    I stopped betting on both sports for a long time. Still have yet to bet on Tennis, and have only bet NBA a few times since.

    That said, I miss open parlays badly. I have been wanting to deposit into 5dimes for about a year now just to play those damned things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Russian, I lost a 15 team open parlay on the last leg on a Sharapova match -500 or worse.

    I feel your pain.

    The next one I lost, again on the last leg, with Philly a -400 or worse favorite losing to a shit nets team.

    I stopped betting on both sports for a long time. Still have yet to bet on Tennis, and have only bet NBA a few times since.

    That said, I miss open parlays badly. I have been wanting to deposit into 5dimes for about a year now just to play those damned things.
    ChalkyDog I totally agree, those open end parlays are so tempting...I try to limit myself to 2-3 a week. Otherwise it can get ugly really fast.

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