1. 12-04-12 02:20 AM #1
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    Where are the late-night pros? Seaweed is divulging some of his methodology secrets!

    One of the most successful handicappers in the last 50 years, Seaweed, has decided to reveal some of his stunning secrets to the sports handicapping world.

    There is only one place to find it:

    http://www.mysbrforum.com/chat/
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  2. 12-04-12 03:07 AM #2
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    Shut the fukk up dr. phil!!!
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  3. 12-04-12 03:15 AM #3
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    Daimo, great call tonight on the Redskins.
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  4. 12-04-12 03:18 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Daimo, great call tonight on the Redskins.
    never in doubt!!! give us a winner dr. phil.. heard you're fukking sharp as well with all your badges and shit..
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    Sammy NO one care what one of your idiotic aliases is doing.
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  6. 12-04-12 03:59 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    never in doubt!!! give us a winner dr. phil.. heard you're fukking sharp as well with all your badges and shit..
    Thursday.

    Quote Originally Posted by pulledclear View Post
    Sammy NO one care what one of your idiotic aliases is doing.
    Shhhh.
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  7. 12-04-12 08:36 AM #7
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    The Giant is a forum legend and has been a member since 2000
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  8. 12-04-12 08:43 AM #8
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    giant you should complain, you paid 23k and didn't even get a badge.
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  9. 12-04-12 07:12 PM #9
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    The Giant, when we were talking on cam and i said i might reveal it i was not talking about my methodology, if you know what i mean. I'm sorry it was misinterpreted. I would never ever reveal my secrets.
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  10. 12-04-12 07:14 PM #10
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    seaweed when will your next session be?

    i feel terrible that i missed it
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  11. 12-04-12 07:16 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    seaweed when will your next session be?

    i feel terrible that i missed it
    August 22nd, 2019 at 10:00pm EST.
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  12. 12-04-12 07:23 PM #12
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    weird weird weird foreigner
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  13. 12-04-12 07:38 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    weird weird weird foreigner

    The Giant: TT, if you could set all black people on fire, would you?
    ttwarrior1: he gave me death threats in a pm
    ttwarrior1: yes
    ttwarrior1: all
    ttwarrior1: mexicans too
    The Giant: Wow
    ttwarrior1: and arabs
    The Giant: Unbelievable
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  14. 12-04-12 08:17 PM #14
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    yeh but why would giant ask such a question. I gave him the answer he wanted.

    think about it

    what type of person asks such a question. thats why i gave that answer. Giant is irrevelant on sbr, chat or
    in real life
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  15. 12-04-12 08:26 PM #15
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    giant reminds me of Dr. phil for some reason
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  16. 12-04-12 08:30 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
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    ttwarrior1: he gave me death threats in a pm
    ttwarrior1: yes
    ttwarrior1: all
    ttwarrior1: mexicans too
    The Giant: Wow
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    The Giant: Unbelievable
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  17. 12-04-12 08:42 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
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    seaweed i apologize for his behavior
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  18. 12-04-12 10:14 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    The Giant, when we were talking on cam and i said i might reveal it i was not talking about my methodology, if you know what i mean. I'm sorry it was misinterpreted. I would never ever reveal my secrets.

    Thanks for not showing up last night.

    At one point there were over 100 members in chat, and they were all screaming: "We want the methodology! We want the methodology! We want the methodology!"

    I thought the people were going to start rioting. I'm still not sure how I got out alive.
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  19. 12-04-12 10:15 PM #19
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    I'm here

    Where are the secrets?? I'm looking to get my cokk .5 inch bigger...
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  20. 12-04-12 10:15 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Thanks for not showing up last night.

    At one point there were over 100 members in chat, and they were all screaming: "We want the methodology! We want the methodology! We want the methodology!"

    I thought the people were going to start rioting. I'm still not sure how I got out alive.
    God bless you.
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  21. 12-04-12 10:16 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I'm here

    Where are the secrets?? I'm looking to get my cokk .5 inch bigger...
    if you want to get your cokk .5 inch bigger and are looking for secrets, tune in to CBS and watch the Victoria Secrets show. I hope this helps.
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  22. 12-04-12 10:18 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    God bless you.
    How did you know I sneezed?
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  23. 12-04-12 10:22 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    How did you know I sneezed?
    Because money started falling from the sky.
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  24. 12-04-12 10:24 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Because money started falling from the sky.
    Do you know the best way to cure heartburn?

    I've had this since 1997.
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  25. 12-04-12 10:25 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    if you want to get your cokk .5 inch bigger and are looking for secrets, tune in to CBS and watch the Victoria Secrets show. I hope this helps.
    No it doesn't help.. I have erectile dysfunction... I only want my cokk .5 inch bigger, for shits and giggles.
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  26. 12-04-12 10:33 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Do you know the best way to cure heartburn?

    I've had this since 1997.
    I may be wrong, but i think you got it from the heart wrenching NCAA Men's Final back in 97' where you bet that the Wildcats would win in regulation.
    Spoon fulls of honey should do the trick.
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    seaweed are you some sort of doctor?
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  28. 12-04-12 10:35 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    No it doesn't help.. I have erectile dysfunction... I only want my cokk .5 inch bigger, for shits and giggles.
    Go to China, based on the theory of relativity, it should work.
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  29. 12-04-12 10:37 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    seaweed are you some sort of doctor?
    I would not be the leader of Seaweed Nation if I wasn't. When Seaweeders are sick, I'm there to help.
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  30. 12-04-12 10:37 PM #30
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    Dr. Phil post a fukking play so we can fade it.. We know the you are a fukking dumb capper..
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  31. 12-04-12 10:46 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    Dr. Phil post a fukking play so we can fade it.. We know the you are a fukking dumb capper..
    Daimo, don't make me put you over my knee.
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  32. 12-04-12 10:50 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    Dr. Phil post a fukking play so we can fade it.. We know the you are a fukking dumb capper..
    dumb capper? The Giant is wise beyond his years. In 2000, he told me he was in the middle of publishing a book that analyzed the socio-cultural influences on sport outcomes, and dug into the psychological processes of athletes on game days by incorporating Vygotsky's theory of development to make predictions on outcomes. I don't know if he had his study published but I'm sure it was a best seller.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    dumb capper? The Giant is wise beyond his years. In 2000 he told me he was in the middle of publishing a book that analyzed the socio-cultural influences on sport outcomes, and dug into the psychological processes of athletes on game days by incorporating Vygotsky's theory of development to make predictions on outcomes. I don't know if he had his study published but I'm sure it was a best seller.


    The Giant is a 19 yr old kid.. He don't know shit.. GTFO with that psychological study bullshit.. He can't even tie his own shoes let alone publish a book..
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Daimo, don't make me put you over my knee.
    Post a lock play and let see how you do.. I'll fukking fade the shit out of it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    Post a lock play and let see how you do.. I'll fukking fade the shit out of it..
    Lock #1:

    You are in the top 10 percentile of handicappers here at SBR.

    How did I do?
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