1. 09-20-11 06:02 PM #1
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    Why are all people from New Jersey dumb?

    I am serious.

    I have not met one single intelligent person from New Jersey. I don't care if they were born there or just live there, they evolve into dumb people. JJ move the fuk out of there now before you turn into a fuking pumpkin.

    Dead serious I am becoming geographically racist, absolutely no doubt about it. I talk to this guy today from New Jersey about opinions on a project and he has the mental capacity of a 10 year old, no shit. I have had enough of these fukin clowns and I am not ever talking to one again. This happens on a weekly basis, every week, some moron from New Jersey trying to give me the scoop on something he has absolutely no fuking clue on. WHY.

    Someone explain what happens in New Jersey? Do they get fondled? What the fuk is wrong with these people?

    Serious responses only. I am becoming geographically racist. And if you have a problem with that, move.
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  2. 09-20-11 06:07 PM #2
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    Do you know why they do not have a CSI New Jersey?

    because everyone there has the same DNA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    Do you know why they do not have a CSI New Jersey?

    because everyone there has the same DNA.



    Good one.

    I just can't stand them anymore.. gotta let it be known pal.
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    I am one of the smartest guys at SBR

    Live in NJ
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am one of the smartest guys at SBR

    Live in NJ


    JJ there is a difference between self-promotion and self-implosion. You do both well.
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    Its called the JJGold effect. Similar to the common flu, it can spread like wildfire,and studies have shown anyone inside the 100 kilometer perimeter of JJGold is plagued with retardism.
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    Your comment is silly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am one of the smartest guys at SBR

    Live in NJ

    Her opinion of you does not count

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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    Your comment is silly.
    This is a shared consensus amongst many of my colleagues. Just telling the truth here pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mighty maron View Post
    Her opinion of you does not count
    crackwhore confessions

    I think that is poster crustyme's mother, can you confirm crusty?
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    is crackwhore confessions any good? downloading
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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    This is a shared consensus amongst many of my colleagues. Just telling the truth here pal.
    Spankie, I need more of a background on the situation. Where do you live and why are they calling you? Roughly how many NJ people have you spoken to?
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    JJ supplies the lowest common denominator.
    New Jersey does the same.
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  14. 09-20-11 06:23 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    Spankie, I need more of a background on the situation. Where do you live and why are they calling you? Roughly how many NJ people have you spoken to?
    It's a tricky situation. Unfortunately I have to meet with New Jerseyians every quarter for business. These people are strange as hell. They ordered pizza for a meeting and I asked for Hamburger, he's like "Hamburger? What is that?" -- I thought it was a joke. Nope. He comes back and says "They only had Beef so I got you Meatball."

    True fuking story.
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    Crack Whore Confessions has completed downloading!

    Great! I will start with Ally.
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    Dont label all of NJ under 1 class my friend! NJ is a part of the tri state area. Everyone knows the best athletes, biggest criminals, and the most corrupted area of the world is the tri state area. So dont mess around Spankie, we go hard in jersey. Come to the following areas and make fun of new jersey: Newark, Camden, or Jersey City. Do that and see what happens!!!!! If you can make it in ny/ nj area you can make it anywhere! I mean you can get youre face split for cutting some one off in jersey and i love it!
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    Some hick from the midwest saying people from new jersey are dumb? Pot calling the kettle black wouldnt ya say?
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    Its all about the Tri State Area We are all About :
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    NJ might be one top 10 richest states
    Lots of mafia
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    Quote Originally Posted by ** PICKS View Post
    Some hick from the midwest saying people from new jersey are dumb? Pot calling the kettle black wouldnt ya say?
    That's the hilarious part about it. People from NJ talk so much shit on people from the midwest.

    You guys never stop trying to act civilized. But it never works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JerseyLove View Post
    Dont label all of NJ under 1 class my friend! NJ is a part of the tri state area. Everyone knows the best athletes, biggest criminals, and the most corrupted area of the world is the tri state area. So dont mess around Spankie, we go hard in jersey. Come to the following areas and make fun of new jersey: Newark, Camden, or Jersey City. Do that and see what happens!!!!! If you can make it in ny/ nj area you can make it anywhere! I mean you can get youre face split for cutting some one off in jersey and i love it!
    I cut those pricks off the whole time I was there because they didn't have the common courtesy to let you in a lane like they do here in the midwest. Rude people.
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    no idea, im from compton
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    NJ might be one top 10 richest states
    Lots of mafia
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    Lots of jews
    You are right on JJ. If you can make it in NJ you can make it anywhere!
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    Why does it seem like they have little brain power? Name one smart person from New Jersey in the past 50 years, inventor, scientist, engineer. Who?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    That's the hilarious part about it. People from NJ talk so much shit on people from the midwest. You guys never stop trying to act civilized. But it never works.
    Your the one who started the thread hayseed. How am i talking shit? Now go shuck some corn or blast some sheep or whatever you and your religious fanatic asses do for fun out there when your not praying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    Why does it seem like they have little brain power? Name one smart person from New Jersey, inventor, scientist, engineer. Who?
    Thomas edison, you know the inventor of the light bulb, they got electricity out them parts yet? It must suck taking a shit in your outhouse in the dark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ** PICKS View Post
    Your the one who started the thread hayseed. How am i talking shit? Now go shuck some corn or blast some sheep or whatever you and your religious fanatic asses do for fun out there when your not praying.
    Woah there someone took this a bit personal? I don't belong to any church, it's called "husking" corn around these parts, and we don't have sheep.

    Quote Originally Posted by ** PICKS View Post
    Thomas edison, you know the inventor of the light bulb, they got electricity out them parts yet? It must suck taking a shit in your outhouse in the dark.
    Thomas Edison was born in Ohio you stupid ****.


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    hey guys do you know where the name Tony came from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ** PICKS View Post
    Your the one who started the thread hayseed. How am i talking shit? Now go shuck some corn or blast some sheep or whatever you and your religious fanatic asses do for fun out there when your not praying.
    They can't even use english properly in New Jersey.

    your a dumb midwesterner!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    hey guys do you know where the name Tony came from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    They ordered pizza for a meeting and I asked for Hamburger, he's like "Hamburger? What is that?" -- I thought it was a joke. Nope. He comes back and says "They only had Beef so I got you Meatball."
    Seriously... who does this?
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    The pride of nebraska.

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    So the ONE famous guy from New Jersey happens to have died 80 fuking years ago IN New Jersey.

    Strong fuking case M C CHUMP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ** PICKS View Post
    The pride of nebraska.

    Larry the Cable guy is an idiot. Hopefully he moves to New Jersey soon.
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    Even people in New Jersey hate New Jersey:

    http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2010...ing-than-ever/
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