1. 12-24-10 07:52 PM #1
    Waterstpub87
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    Dallas - 7 for 3.5 Million

    Greeting SBR,

    I am new to this site but I am a very accomplished sports better who has made a lot of money for people over the years. I went to college in Western Pennsylvania and spent many nights getting drunk with rednecks. I'm starting my weekly thread of NFL plays starting with my 3.5 million dollar bet on the Dallas Cowboys laying 7 in Arizona.
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  2. 12-24-10 08:08 PM #2
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    Too funny...at least your betting some real dough, and not a paltry 100,000.
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  3. 12-24-10 08:35 PM #3
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    SBR is handicapper Fantasy island.
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  4. 12-24-10 08:51 PM #4
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    So you are picking both sides of this game now, under different usernames? $100,000 Arizona +7

    I guess that's all part of your online handicapper fantasy.
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  5. 12-24-10 08:56 PM #5
    Waterstpub87
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    Making fun of Gunther. Not a ghost post. Sorry you didn't get the humor.
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  6. 12-24-10 09:19 PM #6
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    Haha very funny
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  7. 12-24-10 09:22 PM #7
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    I like the Cowboys too and they should roll in the next game......

    Merry Xmas Wade Phillips.....
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  8. 12-24-10 09:24 PM #8
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    Are you kidding? Another "hi I'm new to this site but not new to sports betting" thread followed by an outragious bet amount and usually a losing play. Then the OP disappears and pops up a few months later with the same bullsh*t story. This is getting old. FYI this is like the 3rd one today. Who's the idiot who makes these?
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  9. 12-24-10 09:33 PM #9
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    Another failed grasp at the obvious satire.

    ...joined 2009... 305 posts. Even if you don't get it, you can at least see that he's been around a while.
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  10. 12-25-10 12:09 AM #10
    Waterstpub87
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    you would think they would catch on to the satire
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  11. 12-25-10 12:13 AM #11
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    Dallas all day long they will win and for sure hit
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  12. 12-25-10 12:15 AM #12
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    You got problems.
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  13. 12-25-10 12:26 AM #13
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    Time to cut the crap
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  14. 12-25-10 02:04 AM #14
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    i like dallas as well so gl. man
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  15. 12-25-10 02:37 AM #15
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    i get the humor
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  16. 12-25-10 09:28 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterstpub87 View Post
    Greeting SBR,

    I am new to this site but I am a very accomplished sports better who has made a lot of money for people over the years. I went to college in Western Pennsylvania and spent many nights getting drunk with rednecks. I'm starting my weekly thread of NFL plays starting with my 3.5 million dollar bet on the Dallas Cowboys laying 7 in Arizona.
    can I borrow a measley Mil?
    I want to go large on the celtic's
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  17. 12-25-10 09:40 AM #17
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    Thats funny
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  18. 12-25-10 09:59 AM #18
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    3.5 Million Martingale Dollars? That's chump change.
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  19. 12-25-10 10:03 AM #19
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    i just put 55 million on it! glad we are on the same side!!!!!

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  20. 12-25-10 10:05 AM #20
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    my bad.... i get it now!
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  21. 12-25-10 10:19 AM #21
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    Gunthers brother is up in here, haha.
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  22. 12-25-10 11:19 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkDee View Post
    can I borrow a measley Mil? I want to go large on the celtic's
    Just let me break you off a stack, player
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  23. 12-25-10 11:35 AM #23
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    Haha, classic! Merry Christmas everyone!!
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  24. 12-25-10 11:42 AM #24
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    Lol good one dude

    Those who dont get it refer to other similar threads by Gunther week on week (there's also one in the NBA forum today)
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  25. 12-25-10 11:52 AM #25
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    lol this is only my 3rd post and even I got that humor, lol..I was going to make a thread like this but seeing as how I'm actually new, I didn't think it would go over so well
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  26. 12-25-10 12:09 PM #26
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    its funny 3,5 milion
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  27. 12-25-10 12:42 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterstpub87 View Post
    you would think they would catch on to the satire
    you sure think they would, cause is funny as hell!!
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  28. 12-25-10 12:45 PM #28
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    Your bet did not even move the line.
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  29. 12-25-10 06:24 PM #29
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    i think it's like an actual statistic that 1 in 10 ppl dont understand sarcasm.. that seems pretty accurate in this thread..
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  30. 12-25-10 06:31 PM #30
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    Don't bet that small stuff i got 50 on it -7 1/2 GL ALL
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  31. 12-25-10 06:37 PM #31
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    I have 1 bilion dolar on dallas
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  32. 12-25-10 06:58 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSD999 View Post
    I have 1 bilion dolar on dallas
    Thats it?
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  33. 12-25-10 07:00 PM #33
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    nice
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  34. 12-25-10 07:01 PM #34
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    Gunther was right. Arizona will cover. How I would love to rub elbows with him one day.
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  35. 12-25-10 07:02 PM #35
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    chase with dallas 2h for 7 million
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