[megamillionslose]

What a truly heartWORMing article just posted at SBR written of course by a West Coaster!REALITY CK!Queen City sports fans have suffered mightily for the past quarter century.When the DREDS actually had championship caliber talent recently Walt JOCKITCH suffered a major brain cramp & hired no clue hack CRUSTY FAKER to mismanage the team!Good luck winning this next half decade with the top three teams in MLB all residing in their division.The Brown family has only been interested in making money & not winning(bonus if it happened)so they have allowed Starvin' Marvin SCREWEDUS to keep his job forever even though he has shockingly NEVER won a playoff game!Now that da BUNGHOLES have exploded out of the gate 4-0(ZERO wins vs a team with a current winning record)false optimism reigns supreme yet again!Who was the ONLY celebrity that got mightily booed at this year's MLB All-Star celebrity softball game in Cincy?If you answered RAGGEDY Andy Dalton you are correct.Until RAGGEDY Andy finally wins a playoff game & gets the BUNGHOLES all the way into the Super Bowl he is DEAD to all the die-hard Queen City sports fans.P.S.Prolly the closest this city has come to a championship was when HUGGINS THUGN'Z had Kenyon Martin & the BUNGHOLES had PRICK SIX(Carson)Palmer.A broken leg & torn knee ligaments respectively short-circuited those title dreams

[ATNBrandon]

First off, Chris is from Pittsburgh. Second, that red head looked pretty good last week no? ;-)

[POOLSIDE]

First off, Chris is from Pittsburgh. Second, that red head looked pretty good last week no? ;-)

Ugh why bump this. These stupid all caps puns are possibly the worst part of this website.