[buffalohead]

IS PERCOLATOR RUNNING?

I CAN BET EXACTLY THREE RACES....

living in Mexico and teaching english for @ $3.50 - 4.00 an hour which is standard....
need to grow my tiny stake....

where's the dude who was "having breakfast in the trainers club" or whatever.....he sounds like a good person to listen too

historically i hit some mega exactas, but i was betting 20$ a race
JOHANNESBURG made me rich that day i think.....

now it's a different story.....

I BOUGHT 2 weeks worth of OATMEAL AND LENTILS just in case....

maybe this is a contest?

i will be going all in and posting screen shots of wagers......

this is the first step down this path into a new universe...
a new dimension in lentil consumption.... sprouting some, boiling some for variety...

will list oatmeal recipes...

[buffalohead]

leaning toward a "fun" bet to start out, I found 60 pesos laying around...
the first three horses in the first race at Keenland friday..
EX BOX 1,2,3

ANALYSIS....any bad horse can win, bet names with vibrational frequencies that talk to your soul

Horse 1 JAsizzle- the first broad i had sex with was named JAZZ...she was a ginger who sizzled... EZ game

2 Officer Griffin.... peter griffin...i hate seth Mcfarland, so if i do not bet this horse he will win to spite me....Seth is to Jizz friendly for me...TED was disgusting with the hand sanitizer/bukkake scene...it was worse in TED 2 ...i have to explain that shit to my nephews and nieces now? FU SETH

3- bump start... i started dancing doing the bump... dancing gets me laid...

METHODOLOGY-
if my methods result in me being broke then that is my density....
if my methods are like COL. KURTZ'S and appear unsound.... GOOD! FU han solo telling charlie sheens dad to kill marlon brando because you do not understand genius... YOU CANT LAND ON A FRACTION MAAANNNN

[buffalohead]

there are bettable horses in racce 5 the Fayette, only if i win the first bet....

Faye was the chick my did did not fit into inn high school...
with the rubber and her dry cootch and my viriginal fumblings...... it set my sex life back a few years....have to bet HOPPERTUNITY because of his bullets and the 5 goes well with the 2 and one...5/21 20 peso single tri part wheel

race 4 the brystat100 k...again only if the first bet has hit and it is my day
i would lean toward betting the kitty horses...that's a famous betting strategy at the bar at the philly park turf club...2$ red dogs FTW...."bet all the cat horses"

so 1,2 with 11 and 11 with 4,2 and 4 with 2,1
this way if any combination hits you are a genius
if they miss by the finish order it is not your day
i threw the jap horse in for fun and chapter two was a great title....

[buffalohead]

wow initial thoughts....

2-AZAR - pletcher/velaqz- SLOW- but... i lived in a house with a CAT named AJAR...owned by a witch who miraculously got pregnant by my brother on the ONE DATE that they has after she broke up with him because of his inner violent nature WITCH scared her...."you scare me" she said as she left...but once my brother's seed was planted, i had to embrace the witch.....i baby sat for the kid who pissed on me as i changed the diaper.....

interesting connection to SKYMARSHALL pulpit, unbridled wildcat melody...cat connex..rugby connex....as Marshall sturm was a legend of the rugby team which broke my brother up with this witch in the first place....hmmm...

Airoforce is grey which is one angle
CRMRYC is welsh and i played rugb in wales and might be part welsh.....

need more research....
will sleep on it and do some reading....

[buffalohead]

its LIAM and who?
bet an "exacta-as-trifectca"
key LIAM with three horses in 3 with 1,2,5 with 1,2,5

i may bet lea/liam lea/liam all also.... lea has won 2 million lifetime and 1.6 this year?....

ANALYSIS liam is DARTH VADER
lea is his wife
time to throw in a pun red vine and my cousin brad....

good enough

nothing to see here
the force is strong in this one

[buffalohead]

unless you remember that WICKED STRONG was the KEY horse in your DERBY HOPES and OWES YOU MONEY.....
maybe he was the RIGHT HORSE AT THE WRONG TIME....time is a bitch....shit...hmmm...

[cbiscuit]

Great reading here B'head. I really hope you hit a couple of these, I am going to cop at least one of these and maybe more depending on how my bankroll is at the time.

[sshz]

Still trying to figure out if you're speaking English or a foreign language??????

[buffalohead]

i speak an intergalactic creole, with jazzy undertones
i do not like to waste words
i like to type from the ETHER
thanks for your hard work sshz