1. 04-24-15 02:22 PM #1
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    BREAKING: I've received the text from Seaweed, who received the text from Angelito...

    This is not a joke.

    I repeat: This is NOT a joke.

    As many of you know, Seaweed is now gainfully employed by NASA. He found out early this morning that he'll be without internet access for the first 24 hours of his bed stay. His 70 day hardship will keep him bedridden until the beginning of July.

    He texted me this play just before getting his custom fitted bed situated properly, and the team of testers was just about to have a conference Skype Q&A with legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin.

    And now to the play. These plays from Angelito, Seaweed's Filipino financial advisor, have gone a documented and unprecedented 7-0. Those that have followed are likely tanning somewhere in a warm climate surrounded by whores. Let's see if Angelito can make it 8 in a row...

    Ottawa Senators/Montreal Canadiens OVER 5 (+105)

    Good luck and Godspeed.
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  2. 04-24-15 02:24 PM #2
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    Angelito has a long way to go to get to Zackary's level
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  3. 04-24-15 02:33 PM #3
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    giant
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  4. 04-24-15 02:36 PM #4
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  5. 04-24-15 02:37 PM #5
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  6. 04-24-15 02:40 PM #6
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    Nope don't see it
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  7. 04-24-15 02:45 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Angelito has a long way to go to get to Zackary's level
    There you go. There never gonna be a peace on SBR: even imaginary gay friends are in a dick measuring contest.

    How long is Zachary and how long is Angelito.
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  8. 04-24-15 02:47 PM #8
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    What about Helga & Bertha? Anyone heard from them?
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  9. 04-24-15 02:56 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Angelito has a long way to go to get to Zackary's level
    Agreed
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  10. 04-24-15 02:57 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudeboy View Post
    Nope don't see it
    best news over bettors could get
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  11. 04-24-15 03:09 PM #11
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    Will seaweed be going to Uranus or will he just be exploring various black holes?
    This sounds like delicious work!
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  12. 04-24-15 03:09 PM #12
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  13. 04-24-15 03:10 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Will seaweed be going to Uranus or will he just be exploring various black holes?
    This sounds like delicious work!
    Don't care where he goes Jay...just as long as he goes away
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  14. 04-24-15 03:11 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Will seaweed be going to Uranus or will he just be exploring various black holes?
    This sounds like delicious work!
    When's your next Vegas trip?
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  15. 04-24-15 03:11 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    best news over bettors could get
    lol
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  16. 04-24-15 03:14 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Those that have followed are likely tanning somewhere in a warm climate surrounded by whores
    Sheesh... this guy knows just what to say to get me to go ALL IN on this shaky half-ass play

    Fuk it... tropical sands & sluts too hard to pass up here --

    ON IT


    Guess I can hope the Lafleur-Shutt-Mahovlich line gets a shift or two.....
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  17. 04-24-15 03:18 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Will seaweed be going to Uranus or will he just be exploring various black holes?
    This sounds like delicious work!
    Jay, that's a clown question, bro.

    As I'm sure you know, Uranus has only been visited once, by Voyager2, and that was all the way back in 1986. I don't see Seaweed going there, no. There may be a few black holes in his future though, it just depends if there are any groupies that come along with being a NASA employee.
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  18. 04-24-15 03:21 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Sheesh... this guy knows just what to say to get me to go ALL IN on this shaky half-ass play

    Fuk it... tropical sands & sluts too hard to pass up here --

    ON IT


    Guess I can hope the Lafleur-Shutt-Mahovlich line gets a shift or two.....

    Bite me, I added that particular line with you in mind.

    I know you have a special place in your heart for the working-class girl. I'm sure there are also special places in your dungeons for them.
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  19. 04-24-15 03:22 PM #19
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    Giant how many years since you actually bet a hockey game
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  20. 04-24-15 03:22 PM #20
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  21. 04-24-15 03:25 PM #21
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    Slammed the fukker!!
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  22. 04-24-15 03:27 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Slammed the fukker!!
    Hope you parlayed with the Blues
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Slammed the fukker!!
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  24. 04-24-15 03:30 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Giant how many years since you actually bet a hockey game
    It's been a while, I'm certain there haven't been any this year. Plus, I'm a typically an under bettor.

    This is a tough spot for me. Angelito's success has been undeniable. But then again, Big Day has officially slammed this play. His mushing capabilities are well documented and extraordinary. I'm so torn here!
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  25. 04-24-15 03:31 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    It's been a while, I'm certain there haven't been any this year. Plus, I'm a typically an under bettor.

    This is a tough spot for me. Angelito's success has been undeniable. But then again, Big Day has officially slammed this play. His mushing capabilities are well documented and extraordinary. I'm so torn here!
    was guessing was back when Kings played at Forum in Inglewood
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  26. 04-24-15 03:31 PM #26
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  27. 04-24-15 03:38 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    was guessing was back when Kings played at Forum in Inglewood
    With those sweet gold jerseys? Or were they yellow? Anyway, it hasn't been that long!
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  29. 04-24-15 04:05 PM #29
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    Easy fade here
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  30. 04-24-15 04:17 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    With those sweet gold jerseys? Or were they yellow? Anyway, it hasn't been that long!


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  31. 04-24-15 06:07 PM #31
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    Missed this play. Got home 2 minutes too late. Well, good luck!
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  32. 04-24-15 06:38 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    This is not a joke.

    I repeat: This is NOT a joke.
    I beg to differ...Anyone who believes any of this crap needs to be launched into the outer reaches of no where for being a moron
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  33. 04-24-15 06:43 PM #33
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    Let's stop with the comics or you'll be removed from post of the month rankings
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  35. 04-24-15 06:47 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    I beg to differ...Anyone who believes any of this crap needs to be launched into the outer reaches of no where for being a moron
    Sanchez, if you're suggesting Seaweed is 7-0 on his own, I'm sure he'll be happy that you're a believer in his handicapping abilities.

    I'll pass on the message.
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