1. 04-01-13 06:57 AM #1
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    Odds on sideloaded

    Odds Sideloaded is a virgin: -800
    Odds Sideloaded lives with mom: -500
    Odds Sideloaded has a job +500
    Odds Sideloaded wacks it to women's MMA because he can't figure out how to use free porn: +400

    Odds Sideloaded is older than 15: +300
    Odds Sideloaded even bets on fights: +500
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  2. 04-01-13 07:14 AM #2
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  3. 04-01-13 07:14 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    Odds Sideloaded is a virgin: -800
    Odds Sideloaded lives with mom: -500
    Odds Sideloaded has a job +500
    Odds Sideloaded wacks it to women's MMA because he can't figure out how to use free porn: +400

    Odds Sideloaded is older than 15: +300
    Odds Sideloaded even bets on fights: +500
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  4. 04-01-13 07:25 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    Will you take betpoints wagers?
    I don't value my points very much...make me any offer and i'll most likely accept the bet
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  5. 04-01-13 07:47 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    I don't value my points very much...make me any offer and i'll most likely accept the bet
    I'll take "Sideloaded is older than 15 +300" for everything you have. Do you have points in the sportsbook? Your 112 points on your account + whatever is in your sportsbook. Bet is graded by Sideloaded posting a screenshot of any wager he's made in the last month (since you need to be over 18 to even get money to a sportsbook). No screenshot, no action. If he outright says he -cannot- post a screenshot, or refuses to, you cash. Deal? Also, let me know how many points you have in your sportsbook please.
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  6. 04-01-13 08:02 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    I'll take "Sideloaded is older than 15 +300" for everything you have. Do you have points in the sportsbook? Your 112 points on your account + whatever is in your sportsbook. Bet is graded by Sideloaded posting a screenshot of any wager he's made in the last month (since you need to be over 18 to even get money to a sportsbook). No screenshot, no action. If he outright says he -cannot- post a screenshot, or refuses to, you cash. Deal? Also, let me know how many points you have in your sportsbook please.
    lol I was obviously exaggerating....to be fair though, I'll give you +300 at 33 points to win 100 if he's over 18...but sideloaded has to be a team player and prove he's old enough to buy cigarettes
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  7. 04-01-13 08:24 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    lol I was obviously exaggerating....to be fair though, I'll give you +300 at 33 points to win 100 if he's over 18...but sideloaded has to be a team player and prove he's old enough to buy cigarettes
    Deal. Screenshot of any wager he's made in the last month cashes?
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  8. 04-01-13 08:52 AM #8
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  9. 04-01-13 08:57 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    Deal. Screenshot of any wager he's made in the last month cashes?
    Your prop betting skills are soft, MD. You're taking Sideloaded is older than 18 @ +300 with confirmation by bet slips when "Sideloaded even actually bets MMA" is @ +500.

    I'm fading MD next time he makes an obscure prop bet on some weirdo on SBR: MD wanna bet on Wanna Bet an MD vs not an MD?
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    and on the board I posted
    emanual Newton before the fight
    David Rickles before the fight
    Chilemba before the fight
    Alverado before the fight
    Chris Spang before the fight
    Pablo Garze before the fight
    Pickett before the fight
    Mittrione before the fight


    all the while you're posting -25 unit LOCKS and winners AFTER the fight

    Even hit a +825 straight UP
    GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  11. 04-01-13 09:06 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanna Bet On It? View Post
    Your prop betting skills are soft, MD. You're taking Sideloaded is older than 18 @ +300 with confirmation by bet slips when "Sideloaded even actually bets MMA" is @ +500.

    I'm fading MD next time he makes an obscure prop bet on some weirdo on SBR: MD wanna bet on Wanna Bet an MD vs not an MD?
    It was free either way. I have faith in Loader.

    Anyway, Pouya, you can pay me two points a day to this post, since you're not pro and can only send two points a day. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanna Bet On It? View Post
    I'm fading MD next time he makes an obscure prop bet on some weirdo on SBR: MD wanna bet on Wanna Bet an MD vs not an MD?
    Odds?
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  13. 04-01-13 09:16 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    Odds?
    MD/not MD @ -1000/+1000

    Parlay that with Wanna Bet is a shifty Jew who will somehow end up my betpoints by falsifying information at -5000/+5000.

    See, I'm super honest. I didn't even charge you Jewce.
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  14. 04-01-13 09:41 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanna Bet On It? View Post
    MD/not MD @ -1000/+1000

    Parlay that with Wanna Bet is a shifty Jew who will somehow end up my betpoints by falsifying information at -5000/+5000.

    See, I'm super honest. I didn't even charge you Jewce.
    I'll probably take the -1000. How do we grade?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    I'll probably take the -1000. How do we grade?
    By all means take it. I'll just unveil that I'm actually Zach Braff from Scrubs and collect my betpoints.

    To be honest I was hoping you'd take the +1000 bait so I could bust out my medical certificate from FakeMDeez.ru.

    The line climbed to -5000 in the interim... Since I have no self-portraits from Scrubs with my rapist mask on, & you have only ~100 points to gamble with... here you go ^^^^

    **Line's closed boys**
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  16. 04-01-13 11:42 AM #16
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  17. 04-01-13 12:51 PM #17
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    stop entertaining this pathetic loser with no life and no friends.
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