JJ GOLD Day - Win SBR Points by roasting JJ!

[dinaro7]

jj is that a muscrat on your head or did a bird build a nest

[mrmarket]

Bury this fukk.

[stealthyburrito]

[Monitor-Tan]

Owners made a killing
I wonder if big players will hunt them down and take care of matters??

Lol, funny stuff

[Monitor-Tan]

Covers is part of the scam

Go to covers and hammer them NOW

LOL!

[Rod1010]

steam room posts

unreal

[jmathes]

great job guys, keep it up!

[whatsgood5]

lots of good reads in here

[CMNoney]

Amazing stuff. Keep it comin'.

[astrodomer]

lol lol.......I remember the 1st time I saw one of his videos .....I was really down after some big loss......the video had me crying laughing lol

[FindTheLock]

mods I am ordering you to remove this thread today and delete it

Reason: Taunting

This one always gets me laughing.

[compaqDikk]

this post was from MW when JJ was talking shots at HolyBull and his donut addiction

"I personally think the US should round up all the obese people in this country and put them out on a prairie somewhere in the hot sun and make them work their fat off.

Have you ever seen any of these people? First of all, they are lazy. They can't do any job that requries any exertion, as they are too fat to move their asses out of a chair.

They are also very unclean. These slobs find it difficult to fit into a bathtub and don't dare stand up in a shower for fear they will lose their balance and their goo-filled bodies will bring them crashing down. You've seen them sweating like pigs just by sitting under flourescent lights.

All they do is eat things like Twinkies and Ho Hos and bags full of Doritos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. None of them can fathom a day without a Big Mac and think they will lose weight if they super-size everything but get a Diet Coke to go with it.

The time has come for the United States not to let any fat person get a job in our land.The time has come for every American to boycot any OBESE-owned business--such as their favorite business----Convenient Stores (lots of Slim Jims there_,Gasoline Stations (would never think of walking -- have to gas up),Laundry Mats (washing their tents they wear a daily chore),Resturants (food galore in there),Smoke stores (if you smoke, you might lose weight),and any other business that this LOW life's own that make them AMERICAN dollars.We should and will put a stop to these TOWEL WRAPPED FATTIES.It is a damn disgrace the we the AMERICAN public have towatch these stupid roly-poly adults and children parade around with a Twinkie with cream filling chanting and yelling and smiling. !BOYCOTT ANY AND ALL FATTY-OWNED BUSINESS"S IN THE US NOW! Do not hire these lazy chubs other than shoveling dead slobs to their grave.These type------all FATSOES should and will pay the price.THESE SLOBS COST ME MONEY AT BUSINESS TODAY AND AT THE MAJOR LEAGUE PARKS,LET ALONE HOW MANY FOOTBALL GAMES THIS COMING WEEKEND

[PLAYA-PLAYA]

MAY THIS THREAD NEVER END----LOVING EVERY JAB---KEEP It UP GUYS

[Iced]

05-05-11, 11:35 PM

Noser you have a sharp tongue. I love how guys from Texas all think they are tough. This ain't the wild west Son. Everyone here drives cadillacs which means they made it. Noser come to NJ with your beat up Jeap and we all throw fukkin bananas and plums at it.

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This is just a funny insult I liked. I have a few other classic jjgold posts saved up for later.

[CanuckG]

He's at his best when he does a car video.

[compaqDikk]

Old 03-23-2004, 12:13 PM
jjgold jjgold is offline
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 3,793
Default Re: Tired Of Guys Taking Jabs At My Looks
Serioulsy I have had it!! I am trying to make a fukkin living betting sports and do not need all the Jay Leno's making fun of my looks. I might have to get Peep involved and Uncle B posting my picture without permission is inexcusable. He will be dealt with later. Boys I do not poke fun at anyone looks here.


I was dealt a hand and I live with those looks. I in my own mind think I am handsome and having taking courses of positive re-enforcement to think it.


Boys a good motto to live by is........Yes You Can!!!!


I look in the mirror in the AM and say I am great looking (well the books say to do it) and it is working. I am starttng to get glances but some thick women lately.


Boys you can start by posting your name and apology here and state the reasons why you make fun of my looks.

Thanks
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[compaqDikk]

Some wanted to know about my 3 wives, not much to say but here is a brief summary.

Wife 1: Met her when I was 16 after I got thrown out of school for running football tickets business, she was nice, Italian and smart. We dated for 2 years and at 18 got married. She liked the big shot image I had, the minks I wore, the rolls of money I always had and my lovemaking was excellent back then. I could last like 10 minutes. Well of course it went bad due to my cheating with women from the Jazz club I hung in, it was strange girls back them loved guys with minks so I banged everything. We got divorced and went our own ways.

Wife 2: This was an arranged marriage because she was Indian, she had a crush on me for years when I use to walk by her pad and her family liked me. I was more of a nice guy type with her because she was quiet and conservative. I guess she begged her parents to arrange a marriage even though I was not Indian and I think they thought I was rich so they gave into her. It was a big wedding but most people there were Indian as we did it her families way. She was a nice girl too and in college. She was pretty also. So she moved into my pad and it was ok for a while, the lovemaking was not that good because they really only have sex to have kids and I did not want any. She would give me hand jobs every night while I watched porn so I could get off. I think she hated this but wanted to please me. Well I went broke with her and she sold her car and jewerly so I could pay of the sharks and books ( I did pay her back after the marriage went bad) . It worked for a little bit but she eventually got sick of my lifestyle and it ended. She moved back home and we got divorced. She was a good kid too. My bad.

wife 3: Hot as fukkin hell, black woman I met in a jazz club in Newark. Wow!! 5-5, 180 or so and hot body and dreads. I pumped her with money all the time and she had a mink too. We did everything together and she liked the gambling screne. I thought I was in love and this was the one forever. All she wanted to do is party, gamble and fuk all night. She loved me but get this ...it only did not work because of my performance in bed, sex meant a lot to her and I was not humg like black guys who are like 8 inches and thick. I was 2.5 inches and kind of thin but knew how to use it. Well basically at night I think she faked it and I had trouble lasting more than 2 minutes and always had trouble staying inside her, the thing always came out and we had to stop ever 5 seconds and she got frustrated. I do not go down on women either so she basically did it herself every night and I watched . I knew this was not going to last because of the sex, she needed a bigger guy and we parted on friendly terms.

You see always trouble with women even if not gambling. I am happier now without them and just as easy to watch porn (3000 tape collection) using a shaftmaster to get off and hookers once in a while.

Stay single and gamble and you will be happier.
Last edited by jjgold; 09-13-06 at 07:50 AM..
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[Nittany Lion]

A few recent ones I loled at,

Canadians do not like Americans and I think that is why some usa posters feel that way

I do not give a fuk, I only go to Montreal to get laid by high class hookers

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/1072223-why-sbr-racist-towards-canadians-p2.html#post9963121

Grizzly your a fukkin banker
Unreal

Grizzly send me a fukkin nickle you rich fuk

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1074250-video-sbr-poster-degecase-staying-classy.html#post9977332

Man so many guys fade Brock now

One of these days he is going to go on a great run and bury everyone

(Yeah right!)

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1095483-landers-check.html#post10167255

[LVHerbie]

So many good ones that we could easily have a JJ Day once a month...

Greatest Hits

$10,000 A Night Room

Penthouse in Vegas

I was thinking getting 30 guys to split cost and we can all crash on floor with sleeping bags.

It would be a lot cheaper to divide cost of room and we would have penthouse room.

A good idea?

one liners

I Wish My Father Was A Nerd

Instead of a tough and competitive guy that loved sports, today I would be with friends and or family doing constructive and fun things instead of this fukkin shit. The normal people are happy , in groups having tea and laughing and talking about their kids soccer games or about a novel they read. They have no clue about sports and do not care. I should be at golf course reading the NY Times and 3 guys with sweaters next to me talking about their law firm. Being a jock is bad news and it is too late to wear a sweater and eat cotton candy with your boys and tap them on the back or hug them.

Danny last year I played tailback on my flag football team and averaged 6 yards per carry. I am not trying to brag here either. We need more athletes to post.

[shari91]

best thread ever

[frankzig]

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Originally Posted by RealSlimShady
Where did all the hair go? How did you go from the caveman look to today's bozo the clown, horseshoe head look??

fuk you mother fukker

everyone had hair at 20[/COLOR]

[frankzig]

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Originally Posted by ttrace35
Even then you looked gay.


tough guy[/COLOR]

[frankzig]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/259393-debut-my-new-1700-rug-video.html?highlight=jj+gold

there you are

[Gaskan]

Man talk about an epic meltdown

Clijsters had the rapped up

Of course the thread was about Wozniacki vs. Hantuchova, nothing to do with Clijsters.

[iGotWinners]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1096141-pirates-cubs-friday-afternoon.html#post10177129

I took Cubs and have no idea why

LOL, I think jjgold deserves an award for Funniest Poster of the Year or something. Maybe he should try some stand up comedy? I would pay to watch him tell jokes

[stealthyburrito]

hey wtf??

why did 2 of my posts get deleted??

those two posts had so many classics and my favorite jj post.

edit: actually 3 of them

[billyloco]

dude..ya gots too much talent too be wasteing it in this forum!!

[ttwarrior1]

all the good ones are taken, got tired of searching for an hour straight for something to post. I guess if i was to roast JJ. Id use cayenne pepper and some Kraft barbque sauce with some pineapple glaze.

[Winner_13]

"the thrill of agony is just as gd as the thrill of defeat"

"look in the mirror and say whos the man? U go Im the man"

"look in the mirror and c if u have the eye of the tiger"

lmao love jj

[ttwarrior1]

02-23-11, 08:32 AM from JJ Gold , repost of a vid from march 8, 2009
These Classic Video Dating Phones Call Are Exactly What Shari Would Sound An Act Like

http://video.sbrforum.com/video-944-Phone+Call+Match+Com+.html

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/955985-these-classic-video-dating-phones-call-exactly-what-shari-would-sound-act-like.html

[ttwarrior1]

how do you post videos?????

only does links nowadays

[ttwarrior1]

http://video.sbrforum.com/video-944-Phone+Call+Match+Com+.html

[Smoke]

edit ..

[iceminers26]

look at the fkn get up on this guy

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/238275-b-walk-video.html

[iGotWinners]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...l#post10177129 LOL, I think jjgold deserves an award for Funniest Poster of the Year or something. Maybe he should try some stand up comedy? I would pay to watch him tell jokes

jjgold took the cubs to win today and he doesn't know why. Check post #95 for jjgold's one liner. With his great reasons to why cubs will win, of course they lost to the Pirates today by a score of 4-2. I'm Just Kidding. He's probably a better handicapper than his one liner says. Don't take it personally.