Obama watches porn 
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Every human being who posts on this forum, myself included, is a degen and a loser
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Cory used a bot and EZ Street Sports has been getting wrongfully blasted for weeks
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If I dont hit the 3 tmr I just placed.... I have a big, big, problem.
mavs 1st 46 min ml, sabathia -160, bos/det under 8
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Girls enjoy sex much more than guys do and thats scary considering how enjoyable it isComment -
A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."Comment -
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!
The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!
Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool! He changed it every 2 innings!
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!Comment -
A death erection (sometimes referred to as "angel lust") is a post-mortem erection which occurs when a male individual dies vertically or face-down with the cadaver remaining in this position. During life, the pumping of blood by the heart ensures a relatively even distribution around the blood vessels of the human body. Once this mechanism has ended, only the force of gravity acts upon the blood. As with any mass, the blood settles at the lowest point of the body and causes edema or swelling to occur; the discoloration caused by this is called lividity.
If an individual dies vertically such as in a hanging, the blood will settle in the legs and pool at the feet. The pressure will be greatest as the weight of the blood pushes down. This causes the blood vessels and tissues in the feet to engorge to their greatest elastic capacity and hold the greatest volume of blood possible. This effect occurs right up the legs although to a lesser extent than the feet and is also notable at the waist. The blood which remains in the torso attempts to move to a lower position due to gravity, and as the blood in the waist (which cannot move down due to the legs being full) causes the penis, consisting of erectile tissue, to fill with blood and expand. This is the death erection. As long as the body remains in this position the effect will continue.Comment -
The Dallas Cowboys are still Americas team............the stay thirsty my friend guy bowls overhandComment -
A duche bag will ruin a post everyday(W707) . And the bowing overhand is funny shit.Comment -
there are more cows per square inch in cumming county nebraska, than there are people any where in the wolrldComment -
rasheed wallace is great at trick shots.
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"Study after study illustrates that men's sex drives are not only stronger than women's, but much more straightforward."
""Men want sex more often than women at the start of a relationship, in the middle of it, and after many years of it," Baumeister concludes after reviewing several surveys of men and women. This isn't just true of heterosexuals, he reports: gay men also have higher frequency of sex than lesbians at all stages of the relationship."
"Nuns do a better job of fulfilling their vows of chastity than priests."Comment -
you're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!
One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet!
Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!Comment -
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!
If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.Comment -
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.Comment -
learn something new every day....love sheed!!!Comment -
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Female koala bears have two vaginas. Male koala bears have a bifurcated (i.e. forked) penis.Comment -
people with back and neck problems are often cured through comfortable and foot supportComment -
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!
If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.Comment -
Rasheed Wallace wears capri pants without shame.Comment -
The average human sheds 105 pounds of skin by age 70.Comment -
im impressed by the bones as well...some of them have to be so small and soft they just desolveComment -
The most common name in the world is mohammed.Comment -
The echidna and the platypus are the only mammals that lay eggsComment -
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!Comment -
egg foo young was in fact not invented in chinaComment -
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction
Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!Comment
