If you work 9-5 you are a fukkin loser

**OverUnder** · 07-19-10, 11:18 PM

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**OverUnder** · 07-19-10, 11:20 PM

**OverUnder** · 07-19-10, 11:21 PM

Mathy has a exciting Tuesday planned

**mathdotcom** · 07-19-10, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by OverUnder

Mathy has a exciting Tuesday planned

Are you serious?

He is sleeping while you are shuffling papers at work. Guy on the couch is the winner here.

**OverUnder** · 07-19-10, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

Are you serious?

He is sleeping while you are shuffling papers at work. Guy on the couch is the winner here.

Good to see you have learned alot in life. I just show up at the office and "shuffle some papers" and thats how I make a living, I really do wish it was that easy.

**WileOut** · 07-20-10, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by TheLock

Less stress how?

You mean like needed the FLA bullpen to hold that 1 run lead with 6 outs to go?

Hoping a heart doesn't come on the river?

Watching as a meaningless bucket hits in college hoops to bury your under?

Lol. Please. I love sports betting but my real job is way less stressful.

With guys like math its not like that. Its not about the 1 game or the 1 hand, or even the next 10 games or hands. Its about coming out ahead over the next 100,000 games or hands. The individual games or hands of poker are never stressful to the professional. Unless he is trying to win the WSOP and down to the last table or something. Then if he loses he still gets half a million.

But there is nothing wrong with working. If nobody worked, society would collapse.

**mepro87** · 07-20-10, 12:45 AM

yap

**Leverage** · 07-20-10, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

I love this thread because it brings out all the 9-5ers who violently defend their lives. If I mocked people who wore blue shirts then the thread wouldn't get any attention because we all know there is nothing wrong with wearing blue. It is because you all secretly know you are working stiffs and need to justify the 9-5 lifestyle to have any self esteem.

9-5ers have been shown to have shorter life spans and smaller peckers. Also onset of E.D. arrives sooner.

I'm going to try something...

I love this thread because it brings out all the Canadians who violently defend their lives. If I mocked people who wore blue shirts then the thread wouldn't get any attention because we all know there is nothing wrong with wearing blue. It is because you all secretly know you are Canadians and need to justify the Canadian lifestyle to have any self esteem.

Canadians have been shown to have shorter life spans and smaller peckers. Also onset of E.D. arrives sooner.

A strawman is a strawman.

Discuss.

**suicidekings** · 07-20-10, 02:00 AM

The premise of this thread overlooks that:

a) Some people are fortunate enough to be making a good living working a job that they love in their dream career
b) Many people lack the imagination to function outside of conventional roles

I have a hard time believing that you can clump group (a) into your argument, and group (b) hardly warrants mention, as they need their routine to function at all. If you're working 9-to-5 without end in a position you hate, then you can probably do a lot better for yourself, but that doesn't mean anyone working a full time job is wrong for doing so.

**Slim** · 07-20-10, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

Are you serious?

He is sleeping while you are shuffling papers at work. Guy on the couch is the winner here.

That guy is a winner. This guy is a loser.

**mathdotcom** · 07-20-10, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by slim

that guy is a winner. This guy is a loser.

mods delete this post now as he has posted evidence of my booking operation

mods!!!

**forsberg21** · 07-20-10, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by Leverage

I'm going to try something... I love this thread because it brings out all the Canadians who violently defend their lives. If I mocked people who wore blue shirts then the thread wouldn't get any attention because we all know there is nothing wrong with wearing blue. It is because you all secretly know you are Canadians and need to justify the Canadian lifestyle to have any self esteem. Canadians have been shown to have shorter life spans and smaller peckers. Also onset of E.D. arrives sooner. A strawman is a strawman. Discuss.

Were you high when you wrote that? That's just absurd, your entire post is absurd.

If you took 20 seconds, you'd find out that Canadians actually have a longer lifespan than Americans.

Man, I hope you were high when you wrote this rant because otherwise I'm going to have to question whether or not you made it through elementary school with this display of random, incorent and moronic ideas.

**chilidog** · 07-20-10, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by forsberg21

Were you high when you wrote that? That's just absurd, your entire post is absurd.

If you took 20 seconds, you'd find out that Canadians actually have a longer lifespan than Americans.

Man, I hope you were high when you wrote this rant because otherwise I'm going to have to question whether or not you made it through elementary school with this display of random, incorent and moronic ideas.

LOL. all he did was substitute the '9-5ers' with 'canadians'

**jbrent95** · 07-20-10, 12:53 PM

I'm a loser, but I love going to work everyday.

**JEK** · 07-20-10, 01:30 PM

Consider the average American worker. The alarm rings at 6:45 and our working man or woman is up an running. Shower. Dress in the professional uniform, suits or dresses for some, overalls for others, whites fro the medical professional, jeans and flannel shirts for construction workers. Breakfast if there is time. Grab commuter mug and briefcase or lunch box and hop into the car for the daily punishment called rush hour. On the job from nine to five. Deal with the boss. Deal with the coworker sent by the devil to rub you the wrong way. Deal with suppliers. Deal with clients/customers/patients. Act busy. Hide mistakes. Smile when handed impossible deadlines. Give a sigh of relief when the ax known as restructuring or downsizing or just plain getting laid off falls on other heads. Shoulder the added workload. Watch the clock. Argue with your conscience but agree with the boss. Smile again. Five o'clock. Back in the car and onto the freeway for the evening commute. Home. Act human with mates, kids or roommates. Eat. Watch TV. Bed. Eight hours of blessed oblivion.

And they call this living? Think about it. How many people have you seen who are more alive at the end of the work day than they were at the beginning? Aren't we killing ourselves, our health, our relationships, a sense of joy and wonder about our jobs. We are sacrificing our lives for money, but its happening so slowly that we barely notice.

**Slim** · 07-20-10, 04:39 PM

That post is depressing as shit. Fuk working.

**mathdotcom** · 07-20-10, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by JEK

Consider the average American worker. The alarm rings at 6:45 and our working man or woman is up an running. Shower. Dress in the professional uniform, suits or dresses for some, overalls for others, whites fro the medical professional, jeans and flannel shirts for construction workers. Breakfast if there is time. Grab commuter mug and briefcase or lunch box and hop into the car for the daily punishment called rush hour. On the job from nine to five. Deal with the boss. Deal with the coworker sent by the devil to rub you the wrong way. Deal with suppliers. Deal with clients/customers/patients. Act busy. Hide mistakes. Smile when handed impossible deadlines. Give a sigh of relief when the ax known as restructuring or downsizing or just plain getting laid off falls on other heads. Shoulder the added workload. Watch the clock. Argue with your conscience but agree with the boss. Smile again. Five o'clock. Back in the car and onto the freeway for the evening commute. Home. Act human with mates, kids or roommates. Eat. Watch TV. Bed. Eight hours of blessed oblivion.

And they call this living? Think about it. How many people have you seen who are more alive at the end of the work day than they were at the beginning? Aren't we killing ourselves, our health, our relationships, a sense of joy and wonder about our jobs. We are sacrificing our lives for money, but its happening so slowly that we barely notice.

Exactly, they even have to dress up in costumes. The only natural way to dress is the gambler's outfit.

**Slim** · 07-20-10, 06:19 PM

Here's a gambler's outfit.

**Slim** · 07-20-10, 09:08 PM

This is a guy at work trying to post at sbr during office hours hoping his boss doesn't catch him.

**TR88** · 07-20-10, 10:04 PM

Fuk yes! I agree with this fuking post! 100% true. Fuk work today I got fukin pissed. Will be quiting this shit very soon. Just need a couple thousands more and I will be a free man. Doing whatever I want. Getting money my way, not hard working, not working for some bums, not putting in danger my health.

**suicidekings** · 07-20-10, 11:06 PM

A counter-argument for the OP's opinion

**mathdotcom** · 07-21-10, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by TR88

Fuk yes! I agree with this fuking post! 100% true. Fuk work today I got fukin pissed. Will be quiting this shit very soon. Just need a couple thousands more and I will be a free man. Doing whatever I want. Getting money my way, not hard working, not working for some bums, not putting in danger my health.

Glad to see someone seeing the light.

Boys I am doing all you 9-5ers a favor and all I do is get attacked from every angle.

**rm18** · 07-21-10, 02:16 AM

there are a few people who are happy to work gives them a purpose, not me for sure, but if you are working and not happy to go to work everyday you are a sucker

**Slim** · 07-21-10, 12:40 PM

I can't see how someone can be happy about going to work.

**Onefreedm1nd** · 07-21-10, 01:10 PM

Why you gotta hate on the working man? Sure I don't want to sit in a cube from 9-5 and get bitched around but some people genuinely like their jobs and use the money to raise good families. Making money is great, don't get me wrong. But winning BETS certainly doesn't make you a better human being than a construction worker or teacher or whatever. It does make you $ome dough though.

**mathdotcom** · 07-21-10, 01:37 PM

This thread is a fukkin 9-5 worker magnet !!!!

**Onefreedm1nd** · 07-21-10, 01:39 PM

<---- no job here

**Onefreedm1nd** · 07-21-10, 01:40 PM

just sayin why hate? u gotta do what u gotta do some people want to and enjoy it

**WileOut** · 07-21-10, 03:23 PM

What are the alternatives for a guy who can't come up with a system to beat the books on a regular basis (99.99% of all people) and who doesn't know how to beat the stock market (99.9% of all people)?

**PatrickBateman** · 07-21-10, 03:32 PM

This is a ridiculous thread

**mathdotcom** · 07-21-10, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by WileOut

What are the alternatives for a guy who can't come up with a system to beat the books on a regular basis (99.99% of all people) and who doesn't know how to beat the stock market (99.9% of all people)?

Start a business
Steal

**WileOut** · 07-21-10, 03:47 PM

mathycom, how can we be so sure that you are what you say you are? how do we know you aren't a slave to the system and just want to make others feel bad about themselves like you do?

show us proof!!!!

**Slim** · 07-22-10, 11:11 AM

I'd like to see some proof also.

**TR88** · 07-22-10, 11:14 AM

The loosers must be at work......

I'm gambling all day today.

**ijrod21i** · 07-22-10, 11:18 AM

You're immature. Thia is just how the world works, so deal with it. Either seek enlightenment so you don't make stupid.comments like this ans are truly happy, or grow up and accept the way people live. You bird nosed weirdo.