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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #246
    Originally posted by Swaggy P
    Donk, what type of advice can you give to a young buck like me?
    like south park's first movie, when Chef said it......... "focus on the clitoris" ,,,,, that's step one...... two, make her feel comfortable/confident in who she is, and what she brings to the table....... three, have enough game to get her feeling confident talking about what she likes, and more importantly, what she's always wanted a guy to do to her that hasn't been done...... four, be able to put the wood down..... 5. put your own inhibitions aside and open up to her at some point about the things you like and have always wanted to do to a girl (fib to her and tell her they're things u've never done to another woman) 6. let her take total control over things every now and then, women get off on aggression every now and then, basically using you, 6. it helps to have an extraordinarily hard ccckkk.... (a gift God gave me)

    Lastly, and most importantly, make it all about her..... be unselfish........

    i firmly believe that all women have a beauty to them...... the best advice I can give you is find a way to bring that beauty out.....

    and i know that last statement can be a stretch for some women who've totally let themselves go.... for eg., it would probably take me three lifetimes to find and bring out that "beauty" in Mama June.......
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-09-15, 10:45 PM.
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    • opie1988
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-12-10
      • 23429

      #247
      Swaggy....basically what donk is saying to you in laymans terms is....

      Start gambling again, and quit acting like such a goddam pussy.

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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #248
        need to add a quick note...... most of that advice was geared toward a woman you're dating, as hittin' one night stands doesn't generally allow for the type of cultivation of a great sexual relationship, ie, getting to know a woman's ins and outs..... that takes time to blossom.....

        and one other tip..... always be ready to release the "inner whore" in a babe........ most all of em have that trait........ that's when the sex gets really good and randy........
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #249
          ah, before heading to the bedroom......... that round 2 shot.......

          AD to the hilt.........

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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #250
            Automan come clean

            Video with you and chick having sex by Sunday Night

            I want her moaning my name

            " nail me JJ"
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #251
              SAY MY NAME BITCH!!!!

              Hmmmm.... that's a pretty tall request, JJ....... Finding a blowup doll with a programmable voice box by sundown could be tough, since I'm planning on drinking all day....

              on a serious note, a video from another man's wife saying "oh fucck me JJ, I need that fckin' small cocckk!!!" is gonna cost you some serious betpoints..........
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              • chico2663
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 09-02-10
                • 36915

                #252
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                if you think white women get boring....... you're doing something wrong.......

                women are only as "boring" as you make em...... if you got game, you bring out the freak that's inside of all of em.......

                STEP UR GAME UP..........
                guess you never been with a black woman. their snatch is about 3 degrees hotter.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #253
                  Black women good in bed ..they like fukkin..well its what I read
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #254
                    Originally posted by chico2663
                    guess you never been with a black woman. their snatch is about 3 degrees hotter.
                    are you retarded?

                    first time was in htown back in the mid 80s, picked her up at a club on the richmond strip when i was a sophomore in colllege at atm, went to some hirise hotel in greenway plaza; had an ass to die for....... first time in my life a woman ever peformed the "catchers position" on me..... i still remember her facing away from me in that position, bouncing that ass up and down like a fckn' curly neal dribbling a basketball close to the ground, rocket fast.......... she had them cheeks clappin' without using hands 30+ years prior to my homeboys rappin about it....... she called gettin laid "poke-90's".... still ain't figd that one out to this day....

                    a nyc model hooked up with a whiteguy contacted me on a website here in htown, he gave me to her for her birthday....... they lived in the rice lofts; six foot tall runway model with some pretty serious game..... another was a former juco basketball star here in texas; damn she could nail, but sounded like the missing link when she came........ "OOOHHHH EWWWWWW WWWWWWW EWWWWWWW!!!!!"

                    rough estimate, without totally going thru the mental rolodex, is 7-9 african americans, one pure-d afrikaner.......

                    ALL IN ALL, chico, i think i've covered about every race on the planet with the exception of dune poon......... and i think i did have an interlude with a half camel jockey babe.........

                    as for the black woman, props,,,.. it's indeed a nice "neopolitan" vissual.... you know, the icecream...... chocolate, strawberry, vanilla: those black bubble cheeks, that pink hole, and my big white cocck slidin' in it always reminds me of "neopolitan"!
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #255
                      AD Jungle Fever.....

                      Chico and the Man..........

                      here's a hot little paralegal from dallas (at least she was back in 07) that came into H-town for an interview and, of course, some cocckkkk; she looked hotter than hell in my lair and performed like a pure thoroughbred.....

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                      • Russian Rocket
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-02-12
                        • 43910

                        #256
                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                        Chico and the Man..........

                        here's a hot little paralegal from dallas (at least she was back in 07) that came into H-town for an interview and, of course, some cocckkkk; she looked hotter than hell in my lair and performed like a pure thoroughbred.....

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                        Donker did her rug stay in place while you your banging her?
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #257
                          Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                          Donker did her rug stay in place while you your banging her?

                          This is a good question!
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #258
                            i felt it move a few times when i was doing her doggystyle.... i'd reached up to grab hold of it like a mane, and felt that fcker move.... she was cool and a very fun girl!

                            but i will say that was one fun damn afternoon....... and i remember her leaving with one very blood shot eye......
                            Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-10-15, 12:57 PM.
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                            • bradthebloke
                              SBR MVP
                              • 07-26-09
                              • 3175

                              #259
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Automan come clean

                              Video with you and chick having sex by Sunday Night

                              I want her moaning my name



                              " nail me JJ"
                              russian roulette here my friend. had a buddy who wanted me to get a hoe i was banging to call out his name and have me record it for him....i did except the only thing is the bitch kept yelling his name so much, i couldnt get the fawker out of my head....ended up going limp.
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                              • Swaggy P
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-28-14
                                • 1091

                                #260
                                Originally posted by opie1988
                                Swaggy....basically what donk is saying to you in laymans terms is....

                                Start gambling again, and quit acting like such a goddam pussy.

                                i like being a pussy tho
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                                • Swaggy P
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-28-14
                                  • 1091

                                  #261
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  need to add a quick note...... most of that advice was geared toward a woman you're dating, as hittin' one night stands doesn't generally allow for the type of cultivation of a great sexual relationship, ie, getting to know a woman's ins and outs..... that takes time to blossom.....

                                  and one other tip..... always be ready to release the "inner whore" in a babe........ most all of em have that trait........ that's when the sex gets really good and randy........
                                  yup all women have that inner whore but it's a pure art form on how to release it from them. i admit i need a little bit more experience in that department
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                                  • The Kraken
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 12-25-11
                                    • 28918

                                    #262
                                    Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                    Donker did her rug stay in place while you your banging her?
                                    Nothing gets by this guy

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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81450

                                      #263
                                      Rocket pays attention to details.

                                      Rocket = sharp
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                                      • The Kraken
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 12-25-11
                                        • 28918

                                        #264
                                        Rockets a racket
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #265
                                          great thread now

                                          love the sex in it

                                          hard as a rock
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81450

                                            #266
                                            Pebble, JJ.

                                            hard as a pebble
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                                            • Russian Rocket
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-02-12
                                              • 43910

                                              #267
                                              Originally posted by The Kraken
                                              Nothing gets by this guy

                                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                              Rocket pays attention to details.

                                              Rocket = sharp
                                              Originally posted by The Kraken
                                              Rockets a racket
                                              fellas you know that attention to details is extremely important...that's a very first thing that that they teach you in every KGB school
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                                              • Booya711
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 12-20-11
                                                • 27329

                                                #268
                                                Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                                fellas you know that attention to details is extremely important...that's a very first thing that that they teach you in every KGB school
                                                I always wondered how I got so detail oriented
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #269
                                                  ah....... saturday night.......... guess i could go for another threesome........ whattya think?
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                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                    • 43558

                                                    #270
                                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    Rocket pays attention to details.

                                                    Rocket = sharp
                                                    sharp indeed, but does he know the number of gallons of water ms. willis and I caused to hit the floor after she decided she wanted to take a bubble bath after round 2, which of course turned into a full-fledged round 3 romp session in my tub, which was full of water at the start....... key position here.... she was squatting over the tub, droppin' down to slam, she had one foot on each side of the tub, and was going full bore cather's position while i was thrusting up at the top of the tub level to slam her.......

                                                    over/under is at 2.65 gallons.........
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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43558

                                                      #271
                                                      Sat Night Special........

                                                      no, not the cheap gun you buy in an alley......... but rather a bad ass threesome with two very partied up babes...... yes, the on the left is a "repeat performer" (she was the one with the blonde on my bday--photos above in this thread), but the one on the right was a guest of a friend who came to my rooftop pool party that evening.... she sent her dickweed date home alone so she could spend the night with us........
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #272
                                                        Automan if I find out your just lifting facebook pictures I will bury you

                                                        Automan Vegas is my land man...don't come unless you have my permission
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                                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-30-08
                                                          • 81450

                                                          #273
                                                          Donker, you cawk-blocked that guy and then banged his date?

                                                          Nice job, man.
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                                                          • Auto Donk
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43558

                                                            #274
                                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                                            Automan if I find out your just lifting facebook pictures I will bury you

                                                            Automan Vegas is my land man...don't come unless you have my permission
                                                            jj, i know that...... and would never do something so lame such as "lifting facebook pictures"..... my sexual resume is long and distinguished.... much like my.... well, uh.... john holmes' johnson.......

                                                            i wish u were in vegas....... as for permission, i promise not to hang out in the alley where the ho/pimp left u hangin.........
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43558

                                                              #275
                                                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              Donker, you cawk-blocked that guy and then banged his date?

                                                              Nice job, man.
                                                              true shit, word......

                                                              she actually started blowin' me before she sent him packin'.......
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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81450

                                                                #276
                                                                Give us the story, Donker. Did she blow you in front of her date?
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #277
                                                                  Automan do you have any connections in Vegas???

                                                                  I can be there quick...........kid I am a mastermind

                                                                  God Bless You
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                                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                                    • 43558

                                                                    #278
                                                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    Give us the story, Donker. Did she blow you in front of her date?
                                                                    no, it was "around the corner", ie, around the partition in my loft (the one between the bedroom and everything else in my loft").... she came down with my girl (the one on the left) from the rooftop, left him on the roof.... he saw the three of us leave, and came downstairs about five mins later..... i was smart enough to lock the door, but he started knockin' on it as both she and my girl were takin' turns seeingg if they could throat my junk..... we stopped and opened the door for him...... when he saw how messed up her lipstick was, he left in a huff...... she stayed..........
                                                                    Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-10-15, 09:14 PM.
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                                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                                      • 43558

                                                                      #279
                                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                      Automan do you have any connections in Vegas???

                                                                      I can be there quick...........kid I am a mastermind

                                                                      God Bless You
                                                                      no connections...... i wish i did......

                                                                      right back at you, Godspeed, JJ, Godspeed.....
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                                                                      • Russian Rocket
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 09-02-12
                                                                        • 43910

                                                                        #280
                                                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                                        true shit, word......

                                                                        she actually started blowin' me before she sent him packin'.......
                                                                        shiiit...I bet she asked for an anal invasion after that...Donker probably fukked her in a ass...while that other chubby one was sucking on his balls
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