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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81454

    #124111
    Originally posted by stevek173
    Have you taken into consideration how complicated that would be? How much finagling would be necessary to accomplish that, especially given the size of her ass? How in the penetrate would you be able to apply enough pressure with your ass pressed onto hers to line up ur buttholes while maintaining enough accuracy to get your shit IN her butt, as you stated?

    My plan of eating the diarrhea out of her butthole is MUCH less complicated, with all due respect.
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    • Fidel_CashFlow
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-03-12
      • 53970

      #124112
      KVB bout to be zip lining

      Told him to record it first person
      If he is able to safely do so lol

      Live vicariously through emm
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      • Fidel_CashFlow
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-03-12
        • 53970

        #124113
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        • Fidel_CashFlow
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-03-12
          • 53970

          #124114
          ^^^Thought that was a cool music video as a young’n^^^
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          • Fidel_CashFlow
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-03-12
            • 53970

            #124115
            extremely rare monkey virus kills veterinarian in china


            man , it’s time for China to fukkin go
            they been fukkin up the world and on some triflin shit too long
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            • Fidel_CashFlow
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-03-12
              • 53970

              #124116
              Spose to be 84 tomorrow with possible rain in Beijing China

              Let’s change that a bit



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              • Ryermkd
                Restricted User
                • 01-11-12
                • 3739

                #124117
                Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                Spose to be 84 tomorrow with possible rain in Beijing China

                Let’s change that a bit



                Yeah, I'm going back to bed lol... I'm starting to like this "new" split-shift thingy too much

                Leave it to the fkn weeders, they hide all the secrets... Once you get em they're useless

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                • hubie69
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-16-10
                  • 7329

                  #124118
                  Going to be warm here over the next week.

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                  • stevek173
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-29-08
                    • 27598

                    #124119
                    I notice I get fixated on round numbers playing poker. Like if my profits in a session are over $300 and then drop to under that it annoys me a good bit, and I feel tilted even though I'm up a good bit and play looser or worse yet drift into blackjack (which I am NOT good at - Martingale is BAD).
                    Have to work on that shit.

                    Like I'm annoyed as penetrate that I was up over $300 this morning even though I finished up $134 when the big fish left.

                    I played mostly well though, whatever - and that's pretty good profit for just a few hours.



                    Also if anyone here is on Pokerstarspa they have a bonus today that if you deposit $100 you get a $10 sports bet, $10 casino bonus, and two $5 spin and go tickets. What's cool is if you have money there like me you can just withdraw, redeposit and get the bonuses.

                    Hey, every bit helps.

                    I will be tailing the 1st bet placed in this thread with my $10 free bet.

                    LET'S GO!!!!

                    Last edited by stevek173; 07-21-21, 10:00 AM.
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                    • stevek173
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-29-08
                      • 27598

                      #124120
                      Sick spot here.

                      Jimjames is the biggest penetrating donkey that I have seen in a LONG time, and he's totally steamed up to $1,500+.

                      I'm good with 2.5/5 chasing a fish, but 5/10 $1k buy scares me a good bit. The other two players there are colored red by me because they are 100% sharks.

                      Hmmm.

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                      • stevek173
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                        • 03-29-08
                        • 27598

                        #124121
                        Hah!

                        The rooster_eater went all in on what was probably a monster bluff, got to $2,700+ and got right the fuk outta there.

                        Well played, Jimbo. Thanks for the $200 this morning.

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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #124122
                          Originally posted by hubie69
                          Going to be warm here over the next week.



                          Sorry, had to laugh.

                          Call me when it’s 107 Hubie, we’ve had some of that recently. Talk about warm.

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                          • KVB
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-29-14
                            • 74817

                            #124123
                            The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

                            954 CIN +120

                            Backbone play.

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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81454

                              #124124
                              Originally posted by KVB


                              Sorry, had to laugh.

                              Call me when it’s 107 Hubie, we’ve had some of that recently. Talk about warm.

                              Those days are behind us

                              And also ahead of us

                              Enjoying high 80s/low 90s for the next week
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                              • stevek173
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 03-29-08
                                • 27598

                                #124125
                                Originally posted by KVB
                                The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

                                954 CIN +120

                                Backbone play.



                                LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                • hubie69
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-16-10
                                  • 7329

                                  #124126
                                  Originally posted by KVB


                                  Sorry, had to laugh.

                                  Call me when it’s 107 Hubie, we’ve had some of that recently. Talk about warm.

                                  Yeah, that's fair. The humidity levels are (always) pretty high, indexes will be easily 100+, but fair point none the less. We've had it pretty good this summer.
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                                  • stevek173
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 03-29-08
                                    • 27598

                                    #124127
                                    Heart pumping.....

                                    Can't believe I'm playing 5/10 NL online, but this is why

                                    PokerStars Hand #228281814262: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2021/07/21 12:05:59 ETTable 'Eucharis' 6-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: jimjames32 ($308.62 in chips) Seat 2: YinzerAwful ($1152 in chips) Seat 3: AngryThanos ($1530.31 in chips) Seat 4: An0ldLady ($689.14 in chips) Seat 5: neagranufan17 ($480 in chips) Seat 6: badbeat23766 ($1000 in chips) neagranufan17: posts small blind $5badbeat23766: posts big blind $10*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to neagranufan17 [Jc Qc]jimjames32: raises $10 to $20YinzerAwful: folds AngryThanos: folds An0ldLady: folds neagranufan17: calls $15badbeat23766: folds *** FLOP *** [9h Th Qh]neagranufan17: checks jimjames32: bets $23.75neagranufan17: raises $31.25 to $55jimjames32: raises $108.75 to $163.75neagranufan17: raises $296.25 to $460 and is all-injimjames32: calls $124.87 and is all-inUncalled bet ($171.38) returned to neagranufan17*** TURN *** [9h Th Qh] [3c]*** RIVER *** [9h Th Qh 3c] [4d]*** SHOW DOWN ***neagranufan17: shows [Jc Qc] (a pair of Queens)jimjames32: shows [6s Ah] (high card Ace)neagranufan17 collected $624.24 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $627.24 | Rake $3 Board [9h Th Qh 3c 4d]Seat 1: jimjames32 showed [6s Ah] and lost with high card AceSeat 2: YinzerAwful folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: AngryThanos folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: An0ldLady (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: neagranufan17 (small blind) showed [Jc Qc] and won ($624.24) with a pair of QueensSeat 6: badbeat23766 (big blind) folded before Flop

                                    SICK HOLD

                                    Last edited by stevek173; 07-21-21, 11:12 AM.
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                                    • BeatTheJerk
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 08-19-07
                                      • 31794

                                      #124128
                                      Originally posted by stevek173


                                      LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      Money management to the fullest !!!! Nice balance Stevie Ray not so much Vaughn. Ohhhhhh
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                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-30-08
                                        • 81454

                                        #124129
                                        Holy shit



                                        With a baby right there too
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                                        • stevek173
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-29-08
                                          • 27598

                                          #124130
                                          Holy crap.

                                          I don't think they're friends.

                                          Profit of $321.76 on a Wednesday morning (should be MUCH more but whatever, we WANT the calling stations making bad calls and sometimes they catch) and most importantly found a new favorite fish. This guy Jim must be rich or something. Fukkin WHALE.

                                          Ain't life grand.
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81454

                                            #124131
                                            Steve, just follow Jim around from table to table
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                                            • stevek173
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-29-08
                                              • 27598

                                              #124132


                                              There was a flock of us doing just that, and he kept hopping from table to table whether he'd win or lose.

                                              You see him sitting at a new table and BAM! Full and 4 people on the waiting list

                                              This is my new thing Daggles. I was already pursuing fish at 1/2 but now I'll go higher. I only buy in for the amount of the fish, pussy move I know but many of the sharks blast all in with their nut flush draws and it's annoying as penetrate. I was a 10/9 man specialist live but I find that at 6 man 2.5/5 and 5/10 there's a lot of fish on tilt playing higher than they normally do, so they play like maniacs.

                                              You only tangle with the sharks if you have any pocket pair and are setmining or of course you play AA and KK hard - but watch it because if they make that huge bet on an innocent flop, you just got setmined.

                                              My two cents.

                                              Online poker is so fukkin predatory man and the swings are stressful as fuk. I'm up a decent amount today and I'm ready to break some shit from the bad beats.

                                              Instead I'll go take a shit.
                                              Last edited by stevek173; 07-21-21, 12:40 PM.
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                                              • KVB
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 05-29-14
                                                • 74817

                                                #124133
                                                Originally posted by hubie69
                                                Yeah, that's fair. The humidity levels are (always) pretty high, indexes will be easily 100+, but fair point none the less. We've had it pretty good this summer.
                                                Yes the humidity does make it worse, we have the dry heat so I do feel for you even at those temps.
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                                                • KVB
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 05-29-14
                                                  • 74817

                                                  #124134
                                                  The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has added...

                                                  973 KC +166

                                                  Backbone play.

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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81454

                                                    #124135
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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                      • 81454

                                                      #124136
                                                      Originally posted by stevenash
                                                      The rising moon here in the northeast is burnt orange (like UT colors)

                                                      Happens every now and then, just weird.

                                                      I know why that is but I don't want to bore my pals here with atmospheric science minutia.

                                                      I'd rather be entertained with sports and gif's of half naked fat chicks too.
                                                      This morning, here in Austin.


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                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                        • 81454

                                                        #124137
                                                        Who wants eggs?


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                                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-30-08
                                                          • 81454

                                                          #124138
                                                          Seriously

                                                          Who wants eggs?


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                                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-30-08
                                                            • 81454

                                                            #124139
                                                            Nobody wants eggs?

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                                                            • stevek173
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 03-29-08
                                                              • 27598

                                                              #124140
                                                              I had a nice bacon and egg on a kaiser roll sandwich for breakfast, thank you for asking.

                                                              Also I'd like to slurp all three of their buttholes for eternity, if that is ok.

                                                              Maybe I can have their post digestive eggs in my mouth if that is acceptable?
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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81454

                                                                #124141
                                                                Originally posted by stevek173
                                                                I had a nice bacon and egg on a kaiser roll sandwich for breakfast, thank you for asking.

                                                                Also I'd like to slurp both of their buttholes for eternity, if that is ok.
                                                                Common Steve, you cant make room for a lil more eggs?


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                                                                • stevek173
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                                  • 27598

                                                                  #124142
                                                                  Well.........
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                                                                  • hubie69
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-16-10
                                                                    • 7329

                                                                    #124143
                                                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                                    • hubie69
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-16-10
                                                                      • 7329

                                                                      #124144
                                                                      Originally posted by stevek173
                                                                      Well.........
                                                                      Stevek whats your favorite/best sport to wager on?
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                                                                      • stevek173
                                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                        • 03-29-08
                                                                        • 27598

                                                                        #124145
                                                                        Wtf?

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