the truth about online poker software

[k13]

Fucken bullshit. Every fucken hand. Fucken die.


** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8h 9c]
luuke2: folds
odadi: raises 200 to 400
semaka68: folds
DiretoriaBH: folds
silamus888: folds
Hero: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Qh Th Jh]
Hero: checks
odadi: bets 600
Hero: raises 1200 to 1800
odadi: calls 1200
*** TURN *** [Qh Th Jh] [Qd]
Hero: bets 1600
odadi: calls 1436 and is all-in

*** RIVER *** [Qh Th Jh Qd] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [8h 9c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
odadi: shows [Ks Ts] (a straight, Ten to Ace)





Pieces of shit always fucken reward these fucken bullshit fish so they can stay around longer.

fucken die.

[k13]

next hand another 2 outer on the river

5 mins later another

blah blah blah

[k13]

JJ loses to 34o

I'm on fire

[k13]

The most fucken annoying thing about online poker, no matter how many aces are on the board, someone has another ace. if there is 3 pieces of shit with ace rags all in, an ace will still come .

No matter what, someone has an ace, Poker stars never runs out of aces.

AAKA5

Your Kx is no good.

[dvsbmx]

Its crazy around the bubble because the effective stack to blind ratio. People are playing shallow stacks with a majority of players in or around ship/fold mode. I don't buy it for a second. How would faster bubble play benefit the poker room?

[k13]

Right away obvious bullshit, idiot fucken moron rasing everything, so I shove him with Ax, He has QJo, I'm not a big fave but in reality I have zero chance, automatic Q on the river.

**** you stars.

[k13]

You guys say I can't predict the cards... I insta call this. lol


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qc 9s]

Maolaew: raises 1940 to 2090 and is all-in
thundermad: calls 1315 and is all-in
Hero: calls and is all-in
Maolaew: shows [Ac Kh]
thundermad: shows [Js Ks]

*** FLOP *** [Qh Qd 9h]

BAM!

*** TURN *** [Qh Qd 9h] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Qd 9h Kd] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Qc 9s] (a full house, Queens full of Nines)
Maolaew: shows [Ac Kh] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
thundermad: shows [Js Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)

[k13]

Ofcours QQ have no fucken chance and its ofcourse its for a lot of chips and final table. **** you

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qc Qh]

woodynr.1: raises 2405 to 2805 and is all-in
Hero: raises 715 to 3520 and is all-in
woodynr.1: shows [Tc Ad]
*** FLOP *** [5h 4s 3s]
*** TURN *** [5h 4s 3s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [5h 4s 3s 2s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Qc Qh] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
woodynr.1: shows [Tc Ad] (a straight, Ace to Five)

[k13]

I'm not even fucken 50% vs ace rags

fucken bullshit, fucken die

[k13]

Yeah its random when your 70% but you have <5% chance to win.

[k13]

look at this shit, always winning when behind. love spit calling.


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [6s 9c]
Taury001: raises 571 to 1171 and is all-in
sXAbraxus: raises 571 to 1742
Hero: calls 1142

*** FLOP *** [Ts Qc Jd]

Hero: bets 904 and is all-in
sXAbraxus: calls 724 and is all-in

*** TURN *** [Ts Qc Jd] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Qc Jd 6d] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [6s 9c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
sXAbraxus: shows [Td Ad] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
Hero collected 2590 from side pot
Taury001: shows [8s As] (a pair of Sixes)
Hero collected 4163 from main pot
sXAbraxus finished the tournament in 14th place
Taury001 finished the tournament in 15th place


sick turn river lol

[k13]

Ak < Aq

70% but losing hand after hand after hand.

another 3 outer as I type this.

[k13]

Another 2 outer, they never stop. every 5 minutes.

I can't even finish typing this, another 2 outer.

[k13]

I'm not joking, another 2 outer....


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8h 8s]

Hero: raises 2515 to 2715 and is all-in
murielvix: calls 1805 and is all-in
murielvix: shows [4h 4c]

*** FLOP *** [Kd Jd 3h]
*** TURN *** [Kd Jd 3h] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Jd 3h 4d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [8h 8s] (a pair of Eights)
murielvix: shows [4h 4c] (three of a kind, Fours)

[k13]

Started again tonight.

A million more suck outs.

Lost every single coin flip, every single one.

[k13]

Can any one fucken tell how you can lose 15 coin flips in a rowÉ

**** you

[k13]

Glad sports betting is not like this.

I can`t even imagine losing 5 games in a row.

[k13]

ofcourse when I`m only 40% behind I can never fucken suck out

****

every fucken draw in the world and still miss

**** you stars

**** you

[k13]

More suck outs, another string of coin flips lots without winning one.

1 in a trillion odds every single day.

I`ve played for like 45 minutes.

Its amazing how you can get pocket pairs every 5 hands.

[k13]

Queens again, no good.

It don`t take long.

[k13]

I'm not even in this hand, but yes its random.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [3c Qs]

*** FLOP *** [Jd 8d 4d]
*** TURN *** [Jd 8d 4d] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 8d 4d 7d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BaciPare: shows [Ks Kd] (a flush, King high)
Dupydog: shows [8h 8c] (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)

Two biggest stacks.

Beyond unrandom.

[no1here]

just regular bullshit, get use to it

[smitch124]

Yes, one's reaction to the bullshit is often the difference between successful and unsuccessful players...

[superjeff24]

I dont see why people nominated this thread. Losing players are always going to search for reasons why they don't win at poker. The losers stay losers because they search outside of themselves. The first 3 months I played online poker, I didn't even know the 10 possible hand ranks. I lost straights to what I thought was 2 random cards (not knowing what a flush was!) I was down about 800-1000$ and was baffled at why anyone would play since "nobody seems to win"

However, I bought a few poker books and really put a ton of effort into mastering my craft. Last year I made $5000, and this year I am at about $3500. I have felt that Poker Stars seems to have stronger winning hands all in (ie. Full House beating a flush or flush vs higher flush etc.) so I just avoid playing there.

In conclusion: ANYTIME YOU GO ALL IN WITH A 49.9% HAND OR WORSE, YOU LOSE LONG-TERM WHETHER YOU WIN THAT ONE TIME OR NOT. ANYTIME YOU GO ALL IN WITH 50.1% OR BETTER, YOU WIN LONG-TERM WHETHER YOU WIN THAT ONE TIME OR NOT.

Once you have grasped this concept, there is no more excuses for you to still be a losing player. If you take a 55% hand all in 100000 times in a year, you're not going to lose 50001 times, most likely not even 45,500 times.

[superjeff24]

More suck outs, another string of coin flips lots without winning one.

1 in a trillion odds every single day.

I`ve played for like 45 minutes.

Its amazing how you can get pocket pairs every 5 hands.

It's amazing how you can have 1 in a trillion odds in poker...
Each hand, you're 1 in 220 for a pocket pair, so thats 13in 220 for a pair which is 5.9% so a bit more than 1 in 20 chance of having a pair. I've been dealt aces 3 straight hands in a row, kings 3 hands in a row, pocket pairs 6 times in a row, it's not highly probable, but it does happen

[superjeff24]

Fucken bullshit. Every fucken hand. Fucken die.


** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8h 9c]
luuke2: folds
odadi: raises 200 to 400
semaka68: folds
DiretoriaBH: folds
silamus888: folds
Hero: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Qh Th Jh]
Hero: checks
odadi: bets 600
Hero: raises 1200 to 1800
odadi: calls 1200
*** TURN *** [Qh Th Jh] [Qd]
Hero: bets 1600
odadi: calls 1436 and is all-in

*** RIVER *** [Qh Th Jh Qd] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [8h 9c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
odadi: shows [Ks Ts] (a straight, Ten to Ace)





Pieces of shit always fucken reward these fucken bullshit fish so they can stay around longer.

fucken die.

you called a raise with 89 os, and you're acting like you deserved to crush king ten suited. your hand is 40% before the flop anyways. calling the raise was an error, and you paid for it.

[k13]

you called a raise with 89 os, and you're acting like you deserved to crush king ten suited. your hand is 40% before the flop anyways. calling the raise was an error, and you paid for it.

stupid moron.

I only have 200 more to call when there's already over a 1000 + in the pot.

I diden't go all pre flop did I? therefore my hand is not 40%, I'm 80% on the flop.

Easy check fold if I don't flop anything, obviously you've never won a tourney with 3000+ people in it before.

[k13]

It's amazing how you can have 1 in a trillion odds in poker...
Each hand, you're 1 in 220 for a pocket pair, so thats 13in 220 for a pair which is 5.9% so a bit more than 1 in 20 chance of having a pair. I've been dealt aces 3 straight hands in a row, kings 3 hands in a row, pocket pairs 6 times in a row, it's not highly probable, but it does happen

Calculate the probabilty of losing 70-80% hands 14 times in a row.

The odds get up there fast.

[k13]

I dont see why people nominated this thread. Losing players are always going to search for reasons why they don't win at poker. The losers stay losers because they search outside of themselves. The first 3 months I played online poker, I didn't even know the 10 possible hand ranks. I lost straights to what I thought was 2 random cards (not knowing what a flush was!) I was down about 800-1000$ and was baffled at why anyone would play since "nobody seems to win"

However, I bought a few poker books and really put a ton of effort into mastering my craft. Last year I made $5000, and this year I am at about $3500. I have felt that Poker Stars seems to have stronger winning hands all in (ie. Full House beating a flush or flush vs higher flush etc.) so I just avoid playing there.

In conclusion: ANYTIME YOU GO ALL IN WITH A 49.9% HAND OR WORSE, YOU LOSE LONG-TERM WHETHER YOU WIN THAT ONE TIME OR NOT. ANYTIME YOU GO ALL IN WITH 50.1% OR BETTER, YOU WIN LONG-TERM WHETHER YOU WIN THAT ONE TIME OR NOT.

Once you have grasped this concept, there is no more excuses for you to still be a losing player. If you take a 55% hand all in 100000 times in a year, you're not going to lose 50001 times, most likely not even 45,500 times.

50.1% Won't make you a winning player. You forgot rake.

Some people run better than others for life. You might need 60% to just break even.

Plus if you lose more often in key spots, you can be ahead 70-80% for all it matters. You'll still be a loser in the short term.

But yeah if you are losing long-term after a couple years, you should quit.

[k13]

These are hands that come up too often,

** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [5d 8s]
*** FLOP *** [2d 2c Qs]
maddy118: checks
pangpangkill: checks
marw842: checks
*** TURN *** [2d 2c Qs] [4s]
maddy118: checks
pangpangkill: checks
marw842: bets 150
maddy118: calls 150
pangpangkill: folds
*** RIVER *** [2d 2c Qs 4s] [7c]
maddy118: checks
marw842: bets 290
maddy118: raises 290 to 580
marw842: raises 580 to 1160 and is all-in
maddy118: calls 580 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
marw842: shows [Qh Qc] (a full house, Queens full of Deuces)
maddy118: shows [2s 2h] (four of a kind, Deuces)

[k13]

That or getting KK vs QQ or AK vs AQ in the bb vs sb

[k13]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kd Kh]
Maolaew: raises 1655 to 1855 and is all-in
Hero: raises 1440 to 3295 and is all-in
Maolaew: shows [Qh Ah]


I wonder if an Ace will come, I mean this isen't even a fucken question if it will come, automatic river ace, We've seen this story hand after hand. Yeah I'm "ahead", bullshit

*** FLOP *** [5s 8s Th]
*** TURN *** [5s 8s Th] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [5s 8s Th 6h] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Maolaew: shows [Qh Ah] (a pair of Aces)
Hero: shows [Kd Kh] (a pair of Kings)

[k13]

Do you know how happy I was to get Kings and see an all-in before, zero, All I'm thinking is **** you Poker Stars you fucken ****, another decent stack gone and game over soon.

[k13]

You know when you flop Quad Jacks and you fucken have to sweat because runner runner Quad Queens are coming for you.

[Sirus73]

May I suggest taking your 900 sbr points to the Sbr Casino? I hear they are rigged pretty good too.