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  • bobbywaves
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-06-08
    • 13280

    #141
    Originally posted by Optional
    A bad beat jackpot pool would take extra rake from flippers and hand it to people who played ring tables more often for example.
    Decent suggestion...I would play more ring tables if this was implemented, since the majority of my lost hands come from bad beats.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #142
      Originally posted by bobbywaves
      Obviously for the time it takes, compared to flipping.



      That's fine if you & others don't value your time as I do, that's your right to spend your time as you choose. If you had the choice between a shovel & a snowblower to clear a foot of snow, I guess you're one of those guys who would use the shovel.

      The other element you fail to take into consideration, I had more cashes/rolls to clear than anyone over the last four years. So it's my preference not to waste time & be efficient as possible, with the plethora of rolls I have to deal with.
      dammit, there is no price you can put on your valuable time, time spent takin' photos of yourself with your shirt pulled up over your head exposing your flappy , time spent calling the local unemployment office, time spent eating free government cheese, time spent working your glory hole at Columbas Park near your shanty in Trenton -- not for tips -- but the sheer pleasure of it -- and the resulting time spent pulling discarded heroin needles out of your feet due to having to walk through that shithole park, time spent peering out of the cracked window blinds to see if those Latin Kings are still sitting on your stoop smoking blunts waiting for you to pay them protection money so they won't beat the shit out of you, time spent shilling for faiing online sportsbooks in an effort to get unsuspecting people to make deposits so that you can get paid the money they owe you out of the victim's funds, time spent trying to scam people on Mingle2 into paying your mortgage, time spent searching for the hubcaps of your '82 Ford Tauras that someone ripped off, time spent being a total f'n loser, etc etc etc

      yep, waves' time is SO f'n valuable......
      Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-15-17, 05:48 PM.
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      • bobbywaves
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-06-08
        • 13280

        #143
        Originally posted by Auto Donk
        dammit, there is no price you can put on your valuable time

        yep, waves' time is SO f'n valuable......
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        • RudyRuetigger
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-24-10
          • 65084

          #144
          for like the 14th time in my 12 year online gambling posting history I am being 100% honest here

          what I appreciate most about this poker forum is that guys you argue with in 1 thread will agree with you in another if that's what they believe
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          • Sam Losco
            SBR MVP
            • 12-03-16
            • 3858

            #145
            Originally posted by bobbywaves
            Obviously for the time it takes, compared to flipping.



            That's fine if you & others don't value your time as I do, that's your right to spend your time as you choose. If you had the choice between a shovel & a snowblower to clear a foot of snow, I guess you're one of those guys who would use the shovel.

            The other element you fail to take into consideration, I had more cashes/rolls to clear than anyone over the last four years. So it's my preference not to waste time & be efficient as possible, with the plethora of rolls I have to deal with.
            but if i feel like playing an hour of poker at 11am on a saturday, why wouldnt i just try to roll those points over? im getting the enjoyment of playing the points, how is that pathetic? some want to flip, some want to play them out... nothing wrong with that
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            • Enkhbat
              SBR MVP
              • 04-18-11
              • 3145

              #146
              Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
              for like the 14th time in my 12 year online gambling posting history I am being 100% honest here

              what I appreciate most about this poker forum is that guys you argue with in 1 thread will agree with you in another if that's what they believe
              I don't think I have ever seen bobbywaves and Autodonk agree with each other, prove me wrong
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              • brainfreeze
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 05-13-14
                • 5689

                #147
                Originally posted by bobbywaves
                False, not effecting non flippers at all. There's always a Omaha table running on weekends. But of course you wouldn't know this since you don't play poker, yet you troll a poker forum.
                i would say it does... if people are flipping that equals people NOT playing bob. im on the weekend omaha tables so don't run the shpeel on me how " crowded " or how much action is available. sbr " being " ok with it, doesn't mean that it's attractable or appealing to others or that it isn't taking away from actual play, it is.
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                • bobbywaves
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-06-08
                  • 13280

                  #148
                  Originally posted by Sam Losco
                  but if i feel like playing an hour of poker at 11am on a saturday, why wouldnt i just try to roll those points over?
                  Because you need cashes before you can rollover, don't see any poker badges.

                  im getting the enjoyment of playing the points, how is that pathetic?
                  I already explained why I find it pathetic, it's not time efficient. Again, if you don't value your time by all means grind out your few rolls. Apparently you have nothing better to do anyway on the weekends. If you tried flipping once, you would be able to answer your own question.

                  some want to flip, some want to play them out... nothing wrong with that
                  I previously stated it's a personal choice. In my situation grinding out the huge number of cashes every year would be pathetic. Not worth my time, as I have better things to do. But I understand how someone who cashes 10 times/year may see things differently than me.

                  Since you, I, SBR, & some others all agree there's nothing wrong with flipping, there's still plenty of flipping complainers in this thread.
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                  • bobbywaves
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-06-08
                    • 13280

                    #149
                    Originally posted by brainfreeze
                    i would say it does... if people are flipping that equals people NOT playing bob. im on the weekend omaha tables so don't run the shpeel on me how " crowded " or how much action is available. sbr " being " ok with it, doesn't mean that it's attractable or appealing to others or that it isn't taking away from actual play, it is.
                    Disagree...When I"m flipping on the 5/10 table, I see plenty of people grinding at the lower stakes. Many times the ring table is full. I played ring game last Sat night, as I often do with small rolls. Now I get that ring games are less attractable/appealing without me there, but let's not be ignorant & say my flipping takes away from actual ring play. As hard as it is for you to believe, full ring games do go on without me.
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                    • brainfreeze
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 05-13-14
                      • 5689

                      #150
                      Originally posted by bobbywaves
                      Disagree...When I"m flipping on the 5/10 table, I see plenty of people grinding at the lower stakes. Many times the ring table is full. I played ring game last Sat night, as I often do with small rolls. Now I get that ring games are less attractable/appealing without me there, but let's not be ignorant & say my flipping takes away from actual ring play. As hard as it is for you to believe, full ring games do go on without me.
                      lol ...

                      bob... im there a lot. If people couldn't flip, they'd be forced to play. There would be more than one table going ... that's the point i thought, grow the community with the intent of playing poker and having fun in the games.. it just takes away from it, im guilty of it ...ive flipped with you when I'm bored and no ones around to play and i want to roll or whatever the reason but to be honest i think it's a hinderance to growth, not a BIG one but could make weekends more fun and challengable... people learning to play and having fun, is the better option... look at moneyshot, guy comes around...can't play omaha, but he comes back and is learning... having fun with it. Win or lose...

                      long run, he will play better and be more efficient rolling... i roll over triple the amount sometimes, hardly ever lose a roll... and one has more fun and wins more actually playing saving time waiting for a flipper... you can debate about it, just my opinion ...
                      Last edited by brainfreeze; 03-15-17, 09:48 PM.
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                      • Triple_D_Bet
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-12-11
                        • 7626

                        #151
                        Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                        for like the 14th time in my 12 year online gambling posting history I am being 100% honest here

                        what I appreciate most about this poker forum is that guys you argue with in 1 thread will agree with you in another if that's what they believe
                        Yeah, for the most part that's true...it's why I like this subforum best, it tends to attract a higher percentage of quality minds. Still a handful of dull ones, but better than the average in other areas I think.

                        Originally posted by Enkhbat
                        I don't think I have ever seen bobbywaves and Autodonk agree with each other, prove me wrong
                        They frequently give evidence supporting the same conclusions (almost always Donk's), bobbo just somehow manages to draw the wrong conclusions from the facts. For example, they both agree that bobbo wants no piece of Donk or DS in a skill-based poker challenge of even small size; that bobbo didn't attend the bash for financial reasons; that stiffs should be treated harshly, etc. When you look at it that way, they actually agree on more than they disagree I think

                        Originally posted by brainfreeze
                        lol ...

                        bob... im there a lot. If people couldn't flip, they'd be forced to play. There would be more than one table going ... that's the point i thought, grow the community with the intent of playing poker and having fun in the games.. it just takes away from it, im guilty of it ...ive flipped with you when I'm bored and no ones around to play and i want to roll or whatever the reason but to be honest i think it's a hinderance to growth, not a BIG one but could make weekends more fun and challengable... people learning to play and having fun, is the better option... look at moneyshot, guy comes around...can't play omaha, but he comes back and is learning... having fun with it. Win or lose...

                        long run, he will play better and be more efficient rolling... i roll over triple the amount sometimes, hardly ever lose a roll... and one has more fun and wins more actually playing saving time waiting for a flipper... you can debate about it, just my opinion ...
                        The hazard of bigger rollover requirements is that it's worse for those who are bad at ring games AND who are unwilling to admit it/become better. That only describes a small number of people, but I can understand why they'd be against anything that cuts into their winnings. Even some of those undoubtedly realize that the way it is now isn't how SBR intends it, and I imagine it's only a couple who would be truly upset if changes made their freebies unattainable...and even that has more to do with the blow to their ego from being proven even more conclusively that they're not as good as they like to pretend. That's no reason not to make the changes though; by definition, those handful are not the people you want around anyways, draining the resources with nothing in return.
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #152
                          Originally posted by bobbywaves
                          Disagree...When I"m flipping on the 5/10 table, I see plenty of people grinding at the lower stakes. Many times the ring table is full. I played ring game last Sat night, as I often do with small rolls. Now I get that ring games are less attractable/appealing with me there, but let's not be ignorant & say my flipping takes away from actual ring play. As hard as it is for you to believe, full ring games do go on without me.

                          well, here we have agreement, to whoever said he didn't think wussywaves and I ever agree.....

                          knowing that retarded fuk head is sitting there in his shanty with his f'n shirt pulled up over his head with his f'n "rhino horn" firmly attached to his f'n greazy head makes playing with him "less attractive/appealing"......





                          on the flip side, and the silver lining with having to put up with his brief appearance in any ring game (he usually loses his chips within the first ten hands or so) is that he's one of the easiest reads and easiest players to control/run over at the table......

                          he once stuck his horn into a saturday omaha game and lasted all of three hands, with his final hand being the one the idiot shipped all of his rolloever to me with some dumbass call......
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                          • klemopixx
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-02-14
                            • 3807

                            #153
                            Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                            I love buying in short against Big Orange. It's the only way I can win.
                            There's a way to beat Big Orange???
                            Damn! I'll have to try that. Thanks for the tip!
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                            • boscokid
                              SBR MVP
                              • 04-03-10
                              • 1496

                              #154
                              Orange please send me 132 points to offset that shitty SMU pick
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                              • brainfreeze
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 05-13-14
                                • 5689

                                #155
                                Originally posted by boscokid
                                Orange please send me 132 points to offset that shitty SMU pick
                                Bosco please send me a 132 points so i can shoot them back at you in a hi/lo ... thanks in advance
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                                • brainfreeze
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 05-13-14
                                  • 5689

                                  #156
                                  lol see ya soon...
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                                  • brainfreeze
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 05-13-14
                                    • 5689

                                    #157
                                    Computer had to update, catch ya next time bosc...

                                    i turned it over x10, so thanks for the ammunition ...
                                    Last edited by brainfreeze; 03-18-17, 10:56 PM.
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #158
                                      Originally posted by boscokid
                                      Orange please send me 132 points to offset that shitty SMU pick
                                      bosco, pay them forward so I can come battle y0ou in omaha...... there's no funner thing to do on sunday than to throw chips around with you at the hi lo tables!

                                      (excluding, obviously, any activities involving my wife when she's naked)
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                                      • dlowilly
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-09-16
                                        • 13862

                                        #159
                                        Attention:

                                        Autodonk has lost his SBR Poker complaint privileges for life

                                        Autodonk:QQ
                                        Victim:AA

                                        Flop-8 A 8
                                        Turn-Q
                                        River-Q

                                        Autodonk: What, I hit a one outer, what's the big deal?

                                        Not to mention him hitting a running flush after a 4 way all in a bit later

                                        From now on if you hear him complaining immediately report him to the authorities
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                                        • franklee168
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 03-06-11
                                          • 5544

                                          #160
                                          Who was the victim?
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                                          • dlowilly
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-09-16
                                            • 13862

                                            #161
                                            Originally posted by franklee168
                                            Who was the victim?
                                            I forget
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #162
                                              Originally posted by dlowilly
                                              Attention:

                                              Autodonk has lost his SBR Poker complaint privileges for life

                                              Autodonk:QQ
                                              Victim:AA

                                              Flop-8 A 8
                                              Turn-Q
                                              River-Q

                                              Autodonk: What, I hit a one outer, what's the big deal?

                                              Not to mention him hitting a running flush after a 4 way all in a bit later

                                              From now on if you hear him complaining immediately report him to the authorities
                                              never discount the virtues of slappin' your balls on the left shift key post-flop when you see you are way behind.....

                                              Like Sex Panther by Odeon, fifty percent of the time, it works every time!


                                              and in the bad beat column, i'm still wayyyyyy behind..... so I'll complain until that levels out......


                                              ps.... on sbr, I knew I was good with a .20 percent dog post flop......

                                              that's right.... 99.8 percent chance he wins that hand.....

                                              my balls may be a bit sore from all the left-shiftkey schwappin' they went through, but it was worth it..... (I won't be giving my wife the good ol "reach back and grab some sack!!!!" command this evening....


                                              pss..... by "authorities," I assume you mean Official SBR Poker -- Shithole Be Rigged​tm Monitor Big Orange????
                                              Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-19-17, 07:03 PM.
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43558

                                                #163
                                                Originally posted by dlowilly
                                                I forget
                                                it may have been "fire in the hole"...... not a good thing to call yourself when The Donk is around...... he dominates hot hole!
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #164
                                                  pssss... that "flush hand" you refer to I was pot committed preflop with those short stacks around, and think i was ahead on the flop with my pair of queens,..... (held q 8), just had to dodge the overs.... once i flopped the q, i jammed to put the other big stack all-in and I think the dumbass called holding only two overs, ak......
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                                                  • bigdaddyjames
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-17-09
                                                    • 3179

                                                    #165
                                                    Originally posted by blankoblanco
                                                    I don't really get the issue. If you have a problem with the minimum buy-in levels, take it up with SBR. Otherwise people can buy-in for that amount and you're free to choose not to play. I buy in for various rollover amounts and leave when I'm done because I'm not going to spend hours playing cash games for the equivalent of pennies. I try to be efficient with my rollovers and not waste time. Tournaments are actually more fun for me so I'm more willing to spend a couple hours in a tournament if I make it deep.



                                                    Those of you who act superior about buying in full for 3/6 points games and playing for hours... really shouldn't. If it's fun for you then great, but acting like you're a badass and berating others when you're playing "high stakes" games for points is kind of pathetic. Just my opinion
                                                    I agree with you >>> BigOrange set-out and wouldn't play because I came in at the buy-in and not with a high stack ....
                                                    If in want to play with higher buy-in stacks then he should go play in the highest buy-in rooms ...
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                                                    • dlowilly
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-09-16
                                                      • 13862

                                                      #166
                                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                      pssss... that "flush hand" you refer to I was pot committed preflop with those short stacks around, and think i was ahead on the flop with my pair of queens,..... (held q 8), just had to dodge the overs.... once i flopped the q, i jammed to put the other big stack all-in and I think the dumbass called holding only two overs, ak......
                                                      No one guy had A Q
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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43558

                                                        #167
                                                        one of the short stacks? he really didn't matter, as it was malikhausam or whatever, the guy who called with ak, who's chips made a difference in the hand.... he had ak....

                                                        oh yah, hte flop wasn't two 8's, or ida flopped a boat....


                                                        ps... i guess you missed the last hand ... hit the four card strt on the river to bust up 99 with my ace rag (tho i was 3x chip stack ahead of malik when the chips went in preflop)
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                                                        • bobbywaves
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-06-08
                                                          • 13280

                                                          #168
                                                          Originally posted by dlowilly
                                                          Attention:

                                                          Autodonk has lost his SBR Poker complaint privileges for life

                                                          Autodonk:QQ
                                                          Victim:AA

                                                          Flop-8 A 8
                                                          Turn-Q
                                                          River-Q

                                                          Autodonk: What, I hit a one outer, what's the big deal?

                                                          Not to mention him hitting a running flush after a 4 way all in a bit later

                                                          From now on if you hear him complaining immediately report him to the authorities
                                                          Sadly, suckouts like runner runner queen is the only way Donkey can win.
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                                                          • Auto Donk
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43558

                                                            #169
                                                            Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                            Sadly, suckouts like runner runner queen is the only way Donkey can win.
                                                            lol... from the pussy who just described the way he wins the majority of the times he ever has gotten lucky enough to actually win a trny.....

                                                            i'm sure many can confirm your "sbr chosen winner" suckouts on the rare occasion you actually take a trny down.....

                                                            ps... shithead, I'll bet you all your betpoints that I have won more trnys than you this year......

                                                            or any year since I have joined and played a full year.....

                                                            or that my total wins since the date I joined dwarfs your paltry total as well, fukstick.....

                                                            pick your bet..... I'll post up once you do......
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                                                            • bobbywaves
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 05-06-08
                                                              • 13280

                                                              #170
                                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                              lol... from the pussy who just described the way he wins the majority of the times he ever has gotten lucky enough to actually win a trny.....

                                                              i'm sure many can confirm your "sbr chosen winner" suckouts on the rare occasion you actually take a trny down.....

                                                              ps... shithead, I'll bet you all your betpoints that I have won more trnys than you this year......

                                                              or any year since I have joined and played a full year.....

                                                              or that my total wins since the date I joined dwarfs your paltry total as well, fukstick.....

                                                              pick your bet..... I'll post up once you do......
                                                              You're a broke dikk with 7 pts, you can't afford to bet anyone.

                                                              I'll bet you as much as you want to lose, that I have more daily cashes & total pts than you dating back to your 9/3/13 join date. Solicit another loan chump & get back to me.

                                                              Be advised....When I deal with prior stiffs, your post up will be necessary: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html
                                                              Last edited by bobbywaves; 03-20-17, 05:50 PM.
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                                                              • dlowilly
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-09-16
                                                                • 13862

                                                                #171
                                                                Guy sits there and criticizes other people's play, then wins a coin flip for someone's whole stack and "needles them" but flips out if someone tries to buy in for an amount he doesn't like. I go in there trying to have a good time and joke around with everyone and he has to act like everyone in there is subject to his approval. I seriously doubt he plays much live because he would have too many broken bones to click a mouse

                                                                "That was a terrible shove", "What a terrible call"...who does that?
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                                                                • BigOrange
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 08-13-09
                                                                  • 6745

                                                                  #172
                                                                  Sounds like someone needs to call a waaaambulance!
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                                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                                    • 43558

                                                                    #173
                                                                    the monster got me on a gutshot straight draw tonight on the river......

                                                                    at least i think that's what it was.... it was pretty blurry.....
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                                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                                      • 43558

                                                                      #174
                                                                      Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                                      You're a broke dikk with 7 pts, you can't afford to bet anyone.

                                                                      I'll bet you as much as you want to lose, that I have more daily cashes & total pts than you dating back to your 9/3/13 join date. Solicit another loan chump & get back to me.

                                                                      Be advised....When I deal with prior stiffs, your post up will be necessary: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html
                                                                      accept the bet pussy, and i'll post more points than u have within three hours of learning of your accpetance.....

                                                                      now u try and change the bet because of your min cash total youre so proud of......

                                                                      f u

                                                                      accept one of my three proposals or puss out..... the choice is yours
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                                                                      • BigOrange
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 08-13-09
                                                                        • 6745

                                                                        #175
                                                                        No had straight flush draw on flop and made straight on river.
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