All the girls on POF are in Orlando, fck. Daytona blows.
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reigle9SBR Posting Legend
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#177EXACTLY, DIDNT MEAN CAPS AND STILL DONT
ha
my entire life i always fukked way younger girls ha, but i just cant me not screaming "why are you so braindead!" and not being able to get a boner at this retarded \*\*\*\*\*\* generationComment -
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#178im overly stupid about dogs
i will easily hang out with a girl for her mastiff, that's no questionComment -
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#179Comment -
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#180I’d give her a go to chill with dog.Comment -
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#181little stones, that's beside a river or creek, would be so fun with that dog
that dog knows engislh and would do whatever you wanted him toComment -
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#182kinda dog that puts a falcon on your porch
goddamnit rufus, stop killing shit
"i cant help it, i like to eat birds"
whatever rufusComment -
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#183
You’re out there man. Shits funny.Comment -
reigle9SBR Posting Legend
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#184you should see the shit i send to idiot girls lol
i just write a short story that's funny to me while they can't addComment -
reigle9SBR Posting Legend
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#185lol we totally took over this thread making fun of rudy and his bf, but they po'd long ago on millers lolComment -
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#186Might as well have fun with it. I ain’t clever enough for that shit. I’m just bidding my time until I get my girl wifed up.She’s down to get hitched in Vegas too. Not gonna find that shit with these young hoes.
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#187I like Rudy. He’s getting testy again though. Would love to drink with him. I’ll even do beer for the day. Would give him 10 to 1 that he can’t outdrink me. Easy money. Watered down shit. I’ll be up all day again. Hopefully getting a bottle this afternoon.Comment -
reigle9SBR Posting Legend
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#188oh no! a young doesnt want to get married, be gayerComment -
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#190
i can lit only drink one beer
i thinkk we'd have a good chill vodka fight just sitting around, talking about hank...i'd immediately rush you to the hospital tho if we tried to raceComment -
reigle9SBR Posting Legend
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#192oh nvm, you said shes in her 30s lol
i was picturing my gf ha
jesusComment -
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#193Idk. I got too much weight on you. You’d be blacked out throwing chips at my head while I’m still going. I can’t drink like I did in ‘16-‘17 when I was in the depths of it though. You’d have a punchers chance. I’d only give you 4 to 1.Comment -
reigle9SBR Posting Legend
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#194kinda thristy for a beer
think ill get a beerComment -
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#195i was talking about a drinking "fight" , not psychical, jesusComment -
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#196She’s turning 30. She’s crazy but I like it. I got this 40 year old broad in Cuse that is obsessed. She won’t stop texting me her dirty fantasies. She just don’t do it for me. She’d worship my nuts but I’ma wait for the better looking and younger one with a better personality.Comment -
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#198It would probably be close since I don’t have a huge tolerance right now. Still is there from all the years of boozing though. My liver doesn’t break it down well anymore though. You’d be a live dog.Comment -
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#199
depends on the rules, if it's like drink a fifth and go do shit like mini golf, you're toast
but if it's just ;like chugging a fifth, i'd look at you weird and take you to the hos;pital lol, unless you told me not to...you know your body better than i doComment -
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#200
If we drink it over the day, I bet I could win some games. One on one in hoops I gotchu. I don’t know though. Not sure of your athletic achievements. I’m used to drinking a handle in a 24 hour period. A liter for the evening and night is usually the going rate. Then the rest in the morning.Last edited by Cuse0323; 02-26-19, 03:30 AM.Comment -
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#201Fading on me. That beer put you over the edge? Hah. Now I gotta find some shit on YouTube to waste a few hours on.Comment -
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#202def fading, it's the krack
just got blocked by the 50th girl, if i could just stfu, i'd get laid so much ha...but i have to point out why theyre bd, and cics just dont like learning at allComment -
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#203oh i's also 4 and ive been up for 700 hoursComment -
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#204a girl would rather be raped than learn, that's just real
any non-cuck, tell me im wrongComment -
reigle9SBR Posting Legend
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#205Gonna need more than fifth to take me down. Chugging it I’d blackout but no hospital needed. Don’t think I’d ever need one. I’ve been in .4s without drinking for half a day before the reading. If I haven’t died yet it just ain’t happening. I’ve chugged a liter of Jameson and functioned fine. Fine is a relative term here.
If we drink it over the day, I bet I could win some games. One on one in hoops I gotchu. I don’t know though. Not sure of your athletic achievements. I’m used to drinking a handle in a 24 hour period. A liter for the evening and night is usually the going rate. Then the rest in the morning.
im not athletic lol, but get enough whiskey in me and i can throw wheel kicks and shit lolComment -
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#206Nice. I’m athletic but I’d rather not move anyway. Should just get a handle each. Start at a time and go 24 hours. Last man standing wins. PEDs allowed.Comment -
reigle9SBR Posting Legend
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#207look at this asshole trying to rig the game
i have no doubt you can drink faster than me, i try to take it slow but always ends up empty
this is all gay, how good looking are you? i need some godamn motherfukkin pussy, lit the longest ive ever gone. stupid \*\*\*\*\*\* fuckin work takes it out of meComment -
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#208rudy going to be so mad i asked how good looking you are and will be for sure that im gay lol
what a fuckin \*\*\*\*\*\* lolComment -
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#209
I look like I’ve been drinking and doing drugs for the past 15 years. I’m beat up. I did alright a decade ago but holding on with enough to still attract a few bitches. You got me hammered in that department. Last time I got laid Trump was still thinking about a run.Comment -
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#210Then I move outta the Cuse right when two girls want my nuts. Can’t make up this life of mine. I got shipped away to play baseball like Jordan, but I’ll be back to go on another run when the smoke clears. Can’t believe I’m this old. Still feel 21.Comment
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