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  • Cuse0323
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    #176
    All the girls on POF are in Orlando, fck. Daytona blows.
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    • reigle9
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      #177
      EXACTLY, DIDNT MEAN CAPS AND STILL DONT

      ha

      my entire life i always fukked way younger girls ha, but i just cant me not screaming "why are you so braindead!" and not being able to get a boner at this retarded \*\*\*\*\*\* generation
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      • reigle9
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        #178
        im overly stupid about dogs

        i will easily hang out with a girl for her mastiff, that's no question
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        • reigle9
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          #179
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          • Cuse0323
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            #180
            I’d give her a go to chill with dog.
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            • reigle9
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              #181
              little stones, that's beside a river or creek, would be so fun with that dog

              that dog knows engislh and would do whatever you wanted him to
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              • reigle9
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                #182
                kinda dog that puts a falcon on your porch

                goddamnit rufus, stop killing shit

                "i cant help it, i like to eat birds"

                whatever rufus
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                • Cuse0323
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                  #183


                  You’re out there man. Shits funny.
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                  • reigle9
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                    #184
                    you should see the shit i send to idiot girls lol

                    i just write a short story that's funny to me while they can't add
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                    • reigle9
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                      #185
                      lol we totally took over this thread making fun of rudy and his bf, but they po'd long ago on millers lol
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                      • Cuse0323
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                        #186
                        Might as well have fun with it. I ain’t clever enough for that shit. I’m just bidding my time until I get my girl wifed up. She’s down to get hitched in Vegas too. Not gonna find that shit with these young hoes.
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                        • Cuse0323
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                          #187
                          Originally posted by reigle9
                          lol we totally took over this thread making fun of rudy and his bf, but they po'd long ago on millers lol
                          I like Rudy. He’s getting testy again though. Would love to drink with him. I’ll even do beer for the day. Would give him 10 to 1 that he can’t outdrink me. Easy money. Watered down shit. I’ll be up all day again. Hopefully getting a bottle this afternoon.
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                          • reigle9
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                            #188
                            oh no! a young doesnt want to get married, be gayer
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                            • Cuse0323
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                              #189
                              Originally posted by reigle9
                              oh no! a young doesnt want to get married, be gayer


                              You keep chasing the tail. I’ll have that loyal shit.
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                              • reigle9
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                                #190
                                Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                I like Rudy. He’s getting testy again though. Would love to drink with him. I’ll even do beer for the day. Would give him 10 to 1 that he can’t outdrink me. Easy money. Watered down shit. I’ll be up all day again. Hopefully getting a bottle this afternoon.
                                lol yeah, im completely fine with rudy, would love to drink and lol at his beer faggotry

                                i can lit only drink one beer

                                i thinkk we'd have a good chill vodka fight just sitting around, talking about hank...i'd immediately rush you to the hospital tho if we tried to race
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                                • reigle9
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                                  #191
                                  Originally posted by Cuse0323


                                  You keep chasing the tail. I’ll have that loyal shit.
                                  she wont be loyal even if you had my dick

                                  young people are the single worst people in the history of the world right now
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                                  • reigle9
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                                    #192
                                    oh nvm, you said shes in her 30s lol

                                    i was picturing my gf ha

                                    jesus
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                                    • Cuse0323
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                                      #193
                                      Idk. I got too much weight on you. You’d be blacked out throwing chips at my head while I’m still going. I can’t drink like I did in ‘16-‘17 when I was in the depths of it though. You’d have a punchers chance. I’d only give you 4 to 1.
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                                      • reigle9
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                                        #194
                                        kinda thristy for a beer

                                        think ill get a beer
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                                        • reigle9
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                                          #195
                                          Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                          Idk. I got too much weight on you. You’d be blacked out throwing chips at my head while I’m still going. I can’t drink like I did in ‘16-‘17 when I was in the depths of it though. You’d have a punchers chance. I’d only give you 4 to 1.
                                          i was talking about a drinking "fight" , not psychical, jesus
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                                          • Cuse0323
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                                            #196
                                            Originally posted by reigle9
                                            oh nvm, you said shes in her 30s lol

                                            i was picturing my gf ha

                                            jesus
                                            She’s turning 30. She’s crazy but I like it. I got this 40 year old broad in Cuse that is obsessed. She won’t stop texting me her dirty fantasies. She just don’t do it for me. She’d worship my nuts but I’ma wait for the better looking and younger one with a better personality.
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                                            • Cuse0323
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                                              #197
                                              Originally posted by reigle9
                                              i was talking about a drinking "fight" , not psychical, jesus
                                              Me too fool. But I can see why you think I meant that hah. Would never fight you.
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                                              • Cuse0323
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                                                #198
                                                It would probably be close since I don’t have a huge tolerance right now. Still is there from all the years of boozing though. My liver doesn’t break it down well anymore though. You’d be a live dog.
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                                                • reigle9
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                                                  #199
                                                  Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                  It would probably be close since I don’t have a huge tolerance right now. Still is there from all the years of boozing though. My liver doesn’t break it down well anymore though. You’d be a live dog.


                                                  depends on the rules, if it's like drink a fifth and go do shit like mini golf, you're toast

                                                  but if it's just ;like chugging a fifth, i'd look at you weird and take you to the hos;pital lol, unless you told me not to...you know your body better than i do
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                                                  • Cuse0323
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                                                    #200
                                                    Originally posted by reigle9
                                                    depends on the rules, if it's like drink a fifth and go do shit like mini golf, you're toast

                                                    but if it's just ;like chugging a fifth, i'd look at you weird and take you to the hos;pital lol, unless you told me not to...you know your body better than i do
                                                    Gonna need more than fifth to take me down. Chugging it I’d blackout but no hospital needed. Don’t think I’d ever need one. I’ve been in .4s without drinking for half a day before the reading. If I haven’t died yet it just ain’t happening. I’ve chugged a liter of Jameson and functioned fine. Fine is a relative term here.

                                                    If we drink it over the day, I bet I could win some games. One on one in hoops I gotchu. I don’t know though. Not sure of your athletic achievements. I’m used to drinking a handle in a 24 hour period. A liter for the evening and night is usually the going rate. Then the rest in the morning.
                                                    Last edited by Cuse0323; 02-26-19, 03:30 AM.
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                                                    • Cuse0323
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                                                      #201
                                                      Fading on me. That beer put you over the edge? Hah. Now I gotta find some shit on YouTube to waste a few hours on.
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                                                      • reigle9
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                                                        #202
                                                        def fading, it's the krack

                                                        just got blocked by the 50th girl, if i could just stfu, i'd get laid so much ha...but i have to point out why theyre bd, and cics just dont like learning at all
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                                                        • reigle9
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                                                          #203
                                                          oh i's also 4 and ive been up for 700 hours
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                                                          • reigle9
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                                                            #204
                                                            a girl would rather be raped than learn, that's just real

                                                            any non-cuck, tell me im wrong
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                                                            • reigle9
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                                                              #205
                                                              Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                              Gonna need more than fifth to take me down. Chugging it I’d blackout but no hospital needed. Don’t think I’d ever need one. I’ve been in .4s without drinking for half a day before the reading. If I haven’t died yet it just ain’t happening. I’ve chugged a liter of Jameson and functioned fine. Fine is a relative term here.

                                                              If we drink it over the day, I bet I could win some games. One on one in hoops I gotchu. I don’t know though. Not sure of your athletic achievements. I’m used to drinking a handle in a 24 hour period. A liter for the evening and night is usually the going rate. Then the rest in the morning.
                                                              my athletic achievements are 100% booze based

                                                              im not athletic lol, but get enough whiskey in me and i can throw wheel kicks and shit lol
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                                                              • Cuse0323
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                                                                #206
                                                                Nice. I’m athletic but I’d rather not move anyway. Should just get a handle each. Start at a time and go 24 hours. Last man standing wins. PEDs allowed.
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                                                                • reigle9
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                                                                  #207
                                                                  look at this asshole trying to rig the game

                                                                  i have no doubt you can drink faster than me, i try to take it slow but always ends up empty

                                                                  this is all gay, how good looking are you? i need some godamn motherfukkin pussy, lit the longest ive ever gone. stupid \*\*\*\*\*\* fuckin work takes it out of me
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                                                                  • reigle9
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                                                                    #208
                                                                    rudy going to be so mad i asked how good looking you are and will be for sure that im gay lol

                                                                    what a fuckin \*\*\*\*\*\* lol
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                                                                    • Cuse0323
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                                                                      #209


                                                                      I look like I’ve been drinking and doing drugs for the past 15 years. I’m beat up. I did alright a decade ago but holding on with enough to still attract a few bitches. You got me hammered in that department. Last time I got laid Trump was still thinking about a run.
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                                                                      • Cuse0323
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                                                                        #210
                                                                        Then I move outta the Cuse right when two girls want my nuts. Can’t make up this life of mine. I got shipped away to play baseball like Jordan, but I’ll be back to go on another run when the smoke clears. Can’t believe I’m this old. Still feel 21.
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