Epic Prison Escape in NY

[Ra77er]

Maybe these two really did turn it around in the can and just wanted their freedom. That would make sense to me with all the weird details and getting caught like they did. The problem is they took a life and they gave up that right even if they internally made changes.

[PAULYPOKER]

Who ever did this had to have blueprints of the steam and drainage systems up to a block away!

No way could anybody figure out that elaborate escape route without blueprints,

Fukkin impossible,especially since there were no mistakes/wrong turns......

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

They got Sweat. Its over.

[Giants007]

Fat Tillie pulling a Richard matt and shitting in her pants knowing that Sweat was taken alive and possibly rats everyone out

[DwightShrute]

Fat Tillie pulling a Richard matt and shitting in her pants knowing that Sweat was taken alive and possibly rats everyone out

but then again, if any of the 2 killed anyone while they were on the run, she could have (should have) faced a stiffer jail sentence. No?

[Giants007]

Everyone on the news stations is saying how stupid these guys were (I agree) they could have made it into Canada the first night they escaped after the slob didn't pick them up at the manhole

[Giants007]

this dope was walking down the road in the middle of the afternoon when a trooper shot him in a field, lol lol, smart

[sandos139]

Sweat shot twice in a field near Canadian border...transported to local hospital in Malone, NY....surprised he wasn't popped three times in the dome like Matt

[Giants007]

sweat didn't have a gun that's why he didn't get his head pumped full of lead like shitty pants

[Ra77er]

Azshole ruined the thread by getting caught

Back to the ghost investigations I guess.

[Giants007]

was fun while it lasted in here, thanks for fukin it up sweat

[manny24]

it was a race to Canada

it was their only chance

blood pumping so hard it must have been like sky diving for 2 weeks straight

plus the one guy was so hard he was slamming it in the bathroom door at the cabin why neighbors thought they heard gunshots

[DwightShrute]

I expected it to turn out something like

[KVB]

this dope was walking down the road in the middle of the afternoon when a trooper shot him in a field, lol lol, smart

Hard to believe this account, after all that, unreal.

[jjgold]

Well they weren't to smart it's obvious it was a rookie break out

[manny24]

jumped up cripes Coach they almost made it to resettlement !!

[jjgold]

It's all over man it's been a tremendous thread and thank you all for contributing

[sandos139]

[sandos139]

Hell of a run fellas

[Ra77er]

Epic indeed. Now can I have a new handle here at sbr.

[dark star]

Time to order pizza

[teaserpleaser]

If I was on fire I wouldn't want to switch places with sweat super max for the rest of your life has to be depressing as fukk because he still looks pretty young. 23 hour lockdown ughh shu program yikes.

[KVB]

Ra77er,

Bubba bogied 17 and Pauls Casey has birdied 16 and 17. Getting interesting.

[manny24]

1 hour yard time Teaser?

damn son

[KVB]

Did they really just get him while walking in a field? He must have been hammered or drugged. Just not sounding right.

[Ra77er]

These details are so damn bizarre. I wish we new the truth.

[jjgold]

It's shocking it took him so long to find them

These guys were rookies

[Ra77er]

Here's the ending. Dudes were counting on the getaway car and when it didn't show up, they had nothing/noone/nada/do not pass go. They were starving their butts off and lost as hell for 2 weeks. White guy probably dazed and confused from lack of food/ lucky to still be alive.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

my guess is he battles for his life in the hospital, then escapes after fukin a doctor and nurse

He's not the one with the big dik though right?

[Auto Donk]

wasn't that women, who shlong-boy was boinking, who's been arrested the one who was supposed to pick them up at the manhole but she changed her mind?

yep, she got confused about where to pick them up; too many "manholes" to choose from around that fukked up prison.....

they told her to pick them up at "the mahole out front, the one that's easiest to spot."

So, of course, she parked inside the prison grounds, next to the one gay guy in prison who loves it every night when the sun goes down and he gets to leave his cell door wide open for a variety of well-hung visitors, both prisoners and guards.....

dumb bitch............

[Giants007]

gotta love the police patting themselves on the back, took you bozos 23 days , cost $23 million , to kill/capture 2 morons 30 miles away from where they escaped

job well done

[Giants007]

He's not the one with the big dik though right?

correct but im sure matt taught him a thing or 2

[King Mayan]

gotta love the police patting themselves on the back, took you bozos 23 days , cost $23 million , to kill/capture 2 morons 30 miles away from where they escaped

job well done

[jtoler]

Milking it for all its worth, well done CNN, its why you're the best.

[Auto Donk]

Those pipes were cut by a professional..

Well, apparently that one dude could "lay pipe" like a "professional", so is it really that far of a stretch to surmise that he'd be able to "cut pipe" like a professional, as well?