haha! thank god these guys scored 128 in the 1st, cuz they can't buy buckets in the 2nd
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that was pretty magical. GREAT CALL.Comment -
Orl really suck..............
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thanks guysComment -
i missed a jayplay. i mean, goddamn, what have i done to deserve this?Comment -
sorry tex, you snooze you lose. drunk as shit last night when i picked it too. 18 pack deep celebrating my $3400 sunday! everything i took won, including 3 team nfl parlays, 2 team nba parlays, etc....a ton of hail mary bets that all won comfortably. (of course i was chasing! but chasing is awesome when u end up collecting - HA!)Comment -
what can ya say about bos...
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way to twist the knife jay. i guess i missed my "dare to be great" situation.Comment -
jayplay is back - good job. i want one each day.
piss on the celts/magic. bring home the heavy twolve bet please!Comment -
boston keeps winning, but not covering. which sucks - but its awesome, but it sucks.Comment -
first off, i really hope you bet on that one dex! i only resurrected the jayplay cuz you asked.
i will try and throw out a few jayplay's per week, i just get supersticious of posting my big plays. but the JayPlay parameter's will be as follows...
1. JayPlay must be a bet on a game's total
2. JayPlay must be an over (because Jay doesn't like unders)
thats it.
I'll see if there an over i like for tomorrow.Comment -
hahahaha thanks for breaking it down jay.Comment -
another thing, i have decided that if i hit 3 out of the next 4 JayPlays (or better - 100%), I will require the following for further JayPlay picks...
1. a private msg requesting the JayPlay
2. your email address
3. your cell phone number
4. current address (with photot copy of valid id proving validity)
5. paypal and/or bank account info (for payment prior to release)
6. pictures of family members (ie. wife, children, parents, gram-gram, papa, etc)
Once I win minimum 75% picks, I feel that my picks are not meant to be free, and you will have to pay for them. (this seems to be the way things work lately here at SBR, so dont any of you think I'm going to just talk about opinions for free here at sbrforum.com. why would i do such a dumb thing???)Comment -
HAHAHA, ok...so if i request a jayplay via pm and follow the other instructions, can i still opt to not eat the crust of my pizza, or am i not allowed to throw it in the trash?Comment -
tex, since i like you - and we're friends, you can have the picks at a discounted rate.
and i wont require pictures of gram-gram from you, since we already know each other
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damn, you'd do that for me?? i'll be hitting you up for the 2nd half play in the clippers/wizards game then. i shouldn't waste any time.Comment -
in my opinion, the crust is usually the best part - the part of which you are working your way towards eating...but if you are not happy with your crust (probably because the pie you bought sucks), you are more than welcome to through it in between the middle and far left cushions of the couch in the family room.
or give it to the dog.Comment -
wow, jay, you're hitting on all cylinders tonight. this reminds me of the big money "the warriors won't lose to anyone by 10" night. except you're not making a drunken spectacle of yourself.Comment -
haha! my comments that were about toutin included him - and many others! but he was great when he would show up all drunk and ranting about bulllshitt. people still drool over that guy's picks, and they aren't that good!Comment -
yeah, i figured as much, which made it humorous.
"from here on out, anyone who wants these winning picks guaranteed to get you 6-10 units a week and run at 67%, just provide me with a valid email address, a copy of your social security card, your mother's maiden name, a key to your apartment sent via 2-day mail, your thumbprint, and your children's eyes."
and as i speak, my unwillingness to believe in the beat the champs hex is biting me in the ass. i didn't play the game either way, but they might lose this one straight up. wow.Comment -
i played min +13 in a 3 team action reverse $100 risks $600, but pays $1200 if all 3 win.....
game 2: golden state over 210 (JayPlay haha)
game 3:.........drum roll........................
ARIZONA - MOTHER FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR .
at least i won $160 on a win, win, loss, but zona - ARE YOU KIDDING ME????????Comment -
tex, i gotta say, clippers -2.5 2h looks good to me. dont like the total at all. gun to head id say under, but who the hell knows. my luck they'd decide they are professional athletes and have the ability to score.Comment -
did you just say under?
I can hear nails to a chalkboard right now...Comment -
not shitt shoe! somebody call williebee and tell him to restrict my posts for 1 week just for uttering that nasty word.
but i could totaly see them scoring 12 total points in the 2h! and that pick is free - of course it's an "under", thus making it ineligable for a proper JayPlay. in essence, it will not count towards my JayPlay record - unless it wins, which in that case it will be added to my winning % and you fukkers are 2 picks closer to paying for my shitt.Comment -
honestly, i have wizards +2 for the game, so i'll try to let the side play out. i haven't been posting my plays as much but that one i am on. under i would not go in that one, too stagnant first half. and last night i got burned on the over 2nd half in the spurs/clippers game (wow, am i admitting to that?) so no total for me on the 2nd half.Comment -
i dont even know what the 1h spread is, but the game is lakers -9.....
1h lakers - whater (probably be 5).
chicago sucks, lakers are chalking 9 points here, which means they could cover - seeing as EVERY TIME they are DD favorites they leave the backdoor open for us all to be last minute losers. but when they are single digit favs, they usually cover....but i dont care, i LOVE the 1st half (even though i dont know what it is).
not the JayPlay, I will find a total for that. I just LOVE the thought of the fakers getting a low spread versus one of the crappiest teams in NBAComment -
JayPlay : suns/spurs over 210
i cant believe im now taking the spurs in an over. didnt they used to be low scoring? i could be wrong here, but i thought they had more low scoring games in the past. now these dinosaurs that fart dust actually average 100+ points per game????
anyways, i'm taking the over. spurs score a lot, suns dont play defense at all, but they can score also. both teams rested too. the court will probably stink like bengay and icyhot, but the over will hit.
side note, i want to say that the suns will win, spurs suck on the road and the suns are hot, but im on the fence here. -3 doesnt seem like too much for phoenix to cover and i'll probably play that as well, but does anyone have opinions to help Jay get over this fence?Comment -
i like the lakers on the game spread, honestly. after that loss, kobe and co will have the troops ready to get this road trip back on track. they were awesome last year on road trips, this year should be no different. last game was a really bad spot for them on a back to back in utah. 1st half should be money as well, don't see any reason why it wouldn't be.Comment -
Tue 12/15:
(3x) knicks +5
(2x) spurs +3
(3x) kings +7
*no time for writeups - later boyzComment -
spurs are too well coached to continue sucking on the road like they have been. early season woes will not be repeated in this road trip, their first real road trip of the season. if you like the over, take it, but the suns are due to drop one at home, and the spurs are due for a turnaround on the road. i hate the "due" talk, but when speaking on these teams right now today, it just seems like the right way to go.
did i just talk myself into taking the spurs? or will i just fold under peer pressure and take the jayplay?Comment -
take the jayplay. "DUE" to what you say, I'm gonna stay away from the spread. i wont hold it against you if the suns cover seeing as I am on the fence before your post, however, I see the total hitting 220.
Especially if the spurs are going to win. for those old bastards to win on the road, they'll have to keep up with the home old bastards that like to run n gun. which means a lot of old bastards scoring points and trying to win so they can get get home and jump on their craft-matic adjustable beds - turn off the lights with the clapper - and fall asleep while listening to Garisson Keelor on AM radio.
....those were the tales from lake WoBeegon. Where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and all the children are above average...
yeah, my mother used to that that bastard.Comment -
and there goes those clippers! btw, i took those crappy bastards -2. which is why i liked them 2h -2.5. of course i didnt post the game play, so i dont expect anyone to believe me. sorry texComment -
hey they're the clippers. they can still lose this game and we both will still win.Comment
