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  • mpaschal34
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-13
    • 12084

    #1611
    Stealthy is being...well....uh...stealthy this week.

    Must be in the film room this week working hard preparing his team. Maybe I should start to get worried now.

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    • USCPHILLYGUY
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-15-12
      • 21744

      #1612
      Originally posted by mpaschal34
      Stealthy is being...well....uh...stealthy this week.

      Must be in the film room this week working hard preparing his team. Maybe I should start to get worried now.

      wouldn't worry at all Matty............at some point in time reality sets in on all of us............this was just stealthy's week
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      • JAKEPEAVY21
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-11-11
        • 29218

        #1613
        looks like the end of the road for sly chalupa

        not feeling great about my squad this week either
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        • USCPHILLYGUY
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-15-12
          • 21744

          #1614
          Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
          looks like the end of the road for sly chalupa

          not feeling great about my squad this week either
          come on Jake.............you can do this
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          • mpaschal34
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-04-13
            • 12084

            #1615
            I want all of Stealthy's players tested for PED's.

            I have a strange feeling he's been so quiet because he's been on a drug run in Tijuana.
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            • stealthyburrito
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-12-09
              • 21562

              #1616
              Quick check in gents! Got a 3rd metatarsal fracture and it hurts like hell but it coincided with a long closure on Samsung v. Apple so I got the joys of a car picking me up to complete billing and letters to the clients. Never let a judge determine your fate, even if not for your own fate but your attorneys as well, After a few pills and a beer or two, I'm floating. Still got another 10 hours tomorrow,

              oh and Matty, hey you're a bitch and I promise to pinch your lady nips
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              • JAKEPEAVY21
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-11-11
                • 29218

                #1617
                Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                Quick check in gents! Got a 3rd metatarsal fracture and it hurts like hell but it coincided with a long closure on Samsung v. Apple so I got the joys of a car picking me up to complete billing and letters to the clients. Never let a judge determine your fate, even if not for your own fate but your attorneys as well, After a few pills and a beer or two, I'm floating. Still got another 10 hours tomorrow,

                oh and Matty, hey you're a bitch and I promise to pinch your lady nips
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                • mpaschal34
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-04-13
                  • 12084

                  #1618
                  Stealthy...stop your whining....Sammy Watkins is playing through his broken foot and not complaining. Are you going to milk this in the DR? Women love taken care of the injured.

                  As for my nipples....shouldn't you be worried about our matchup this week?
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                  • stealthyburrito
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-12-09
                    • 21562

                    #1619
                    Jeesuz Christ this thread is dead as a doorknob. You'd think the season was all settled up. If not for greaser bitch wanting me to get bumped (hilarious considering the guy I'm playing cost him a playoff spot) and phillyguys biweekly complaint this season is no more useful than JJ arguing with himself.

                    Matty, accounts settled. I'm ready to flick those puffy nips. We battle for your wife's vagina.
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                    • JAKEPEAVY21
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-11-11
                      • 29218

                      #1620
                      I have a feeling mpas would smash the burrito
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                      • USCPHILLYGUY
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-15-12
                        • 21744

                        #1621
                        Matty's a lover not a fighter

                        Matty on Navy HUGE today (and the under)
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                        • JAKEPEAVY21
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-11-11
                          • 29218

                          #1622
                          Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                          Matty's a lover not a fighter

                          Matty on Navy HUGE today (and the under)
                          are you speaking from experience?

                          only seen pictures of both but don't be fooled by the mpas Clark Kent look
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                          • mpaschal34
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-04-13
                            • 12084

                            #1623
                            Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                            are you speaking from experience?

                            only seen pictures of both but don't be fooled by the mpas Clark Kent look
                            Jake's perception in spot on.

                            Usc....good luck on Navy. I know nothing about this new QB. This is Army's best chance in the last 10 years.
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                            • JAKEPEAVY21
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 03-11-11
                              • 29218

                              #1624
                              gl on your bet philly

                              the game holds little to no interest for me, looking forward to the bowl games..
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                              • mpaschal34
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-04-13
                                • 12084

                                #1625
                                Stealthy....are you ready for today? I hope you had half of the night I did last night. The wife went the extra distance to put on a good show for me last night. Then again, we did stop by the LV store last night for her early Christmas present. So I should have been treated like a king.

                                Now it's time to get busy whooping your ass.
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                                • USCPHILLYGUY
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 12-15-12
                                  • 21744

                                  #1626
                                  Originally posted by mpaschal34
                                  Stealthy....are you ready for today? I hope you had half of the night I did last night. The wife went the extra distance to put on a good show for me last night. Then again, we did stop by the LV store last night for her early Christmas present. So I should have been treated like a king.

                                  Now it's time to get busy whooping your ass.
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                                  • grease lightnin
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-01-12
                                    • 16015

                                    #1627
                                    Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                    Jeesuz Christ this thread is dead as a doorknob. You'd think the season was all settled up. If not for greaser bitch wanting me to get bumped (hilarious considering the guy I'm playing cost him a playoff spot) and phillyguys biweekly complaint this season is no more useful than JJ arguing with himself.

                                    Matty, accounts settled. I'm ready to flick those puffy nips. We battle for your wife's vagina.

                                    I actually made made a post saying I was rooting for you. But you were too busy to see it with all that:

                                    "I hurt my foot and I am soooo busy with Samsung vs Apple, look at meeee"

                                    You're about as stealthy as a turd in a punch bowl.
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                                    • JAKEPEAVY21
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-11-11
                                      • 29218

                                      #1628
                                      every piling on the burrito

                                      stealthy, you're alright in my book pal
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                                      • JAKEPEAVY21
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 03-11-11
                                        • 29218

                                        #1629
                                        unbelievable..

                                        Melvin Gordon just carted off the field.
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                                        • USCPHILLYGUY
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-15-12
                                          • 21744

                                          #1630
                                          Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                          unbelievable..

                                          Melvin Gordon just carted off the field.
                                          what
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                                          • JAKEPEAVY21
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 03-11-11
                                            • 29218

                                            #1631
                                            now saying that he is questionable to return..

                                            hip injury of some sort
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                                            • mpaschal34
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-04-13
                                              • 12084

                                              #1632
                                              Gore got hurt fighting for one extra yard instead of easily stepping out of bounds. Got to think about the big picture sometimes.

                                              Brees is going to have to go for 400 yds and 4 TD's for me to have a chance.
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                                              • stealthyburrito
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-12-09
                                                • 21562

                                                #1633
                                                Originally posted by mpaschal34
                                                Stealthy....are you ready for today? I hope you had half of the night I did last night. The wife went the extra distance to put on a good show for me last night. Then again, we did stop by the LV store last night for her early Christmas present. So I should have been treated like a king.

                                                Now it's time to get busy whooping your ass.
                                                You're cuckholded Matty. She faked it.
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                                                • mpaschal34
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 02-04-13
                                                  • 12084

                                                  #1634
                                                  Stealthy and his cuckolding fantasies again.

                                                  Too bad Brees cost me my bye last week and will lose the game for me this week. Another disappointing year.

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                                                  • mpaschal34
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 02-04-13
                                                    • 12084

                                                    #1635
                                                    Nice hands Cadet. F this.
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                                                    • CarolinaDaze
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-07-09
                                                      • 6844

                                                      #1636
                                                      Damn Jake nothing I can do about that ass whooping you put on me with Le'Veon Bell, not in just 1 league, but 2 SBR League Playoffs. Great draft pick, waiting on him paid off big time.

                                                      My opponent in Astros SBR League had Bell also, but I may survive that one.

                                                      I even had him in Paco's money league but of course I had a 1st Rd. bye so his points did nothing for me.

                                                      Since I made the playoffs, I'm gonna try again next year in Our Pro League, instead of the much easier Hamburger League.
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                                                      • USCPHILLYGUY
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 12-15-12
                                                        • 21744

                                                        #1637
                                                        Originally posted by CarolinaDaze
                                                        Damn Jake nothing I can do about that ass whooping you put on me with Le'Veon Bell, not in just 1 league, but 2 SBR League Playoffs. Great draft pick, waiting on him paid off big time.

                                                        My opponent in Astros SBR League had Bell also, but I may survive that one.

                                                        I even had him in Paco's money league but of course I had a 1st Rd. bye so his points did nothing for me.

                                                        Since I made the playoffs, I'm gonna try again next year in Our Pro League, instead of the much easier Hamburger League.
                                                        good job dazer.....would have liked to meet you in the playoffs....the shit talking would have been epic

                                                        have a great holiday season....hoping you and yours has a safe and healthy Christmas

                                                        see you at the poker tables
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                                                        • JAKEPEAVY21
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-11-11
                                                          • 29218

                                                          #1638
                                                          Originally posted by CarolinaDaze
                                                          Damn Jake nothing I can do about that ass whooping you put on me with Le'Veon Bell, not in just 1 league, but 2 SBR League Playoffs. Great draft pick, waiting on him paid off big time.

                                                          My opponent in Astros SBR League had Bell also, but I may survive that one.

                                                          I even had him in Paco's money league but of course I had a 1st Rd. bye so his points did nothing for me.

                                                          Since I made the playoffs, I'm gonna try again next year in Our Pro League, instead of the much easier Hamburger League.
                                                          ya nice to have him go richter in the playoffs..

                                                          didn't help you that a few of your guys had down weeks as well

                                                          you can get revenge next season
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                                                          • stealthyburrito
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-12-09
                                                            • 21562

                                                            #1639
                                                            Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                                            good job dazer.....would have liked to meet you in the playoffs....the shit talking would have been epic

                                                            have a great holiday season....hoping you and yours has a safe and healthy Christmas

                                                            see you at the poker tables
                                                            #flyeaglesfly
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                                                            • CarolinaDaze
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 11-07-09
                                                              • 6844

                                                              #1640
                                                              Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                                              good job dazer.....would have liked to meet you in the playoffs....the shit talking would have been epic

                                                              have a great holiday season....hoping you and yours has a safe and healthy Christmas

                                                              see you at the poker tables
                                                              Thanks Philly, same 2 you Brother.
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                                                              • stealthyburrito
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-12-09
                                                                • 21562

                                                                #1641
                                                                Hey phillybitchguy, how bout that ass whooping the skins laid on you dipshits
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                                                                • USCPHILLYGUY
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 12-15-12
                                                                  • 21744

                                                                  #1642
                                                                  Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                                  #flyeaglesfly
                                                                  yeah stealthy sleep well at night with that D of yours that couldn't stop the eagles on third down when Eagles had a 4th string tackle in the game and no offensive weapons to think of. You'll be sitting right with me come playoff time

                                                                  DJax coming back home next year....You'll see
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                                                                  • stealthyburrito
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-12-09
                                                                    • 21562

                                                                    #1643
                                                                    Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                                                    yeah stealthy sleep well at night with that D of yours that couldn't stop the eagles on third down when Eagles had a 4th string tackle in the game and no offensive weapons to think of. You'll be sitting right with me come playoff time

                                                                    DJax coming back home next year....You'll see
                                                                    The same defense that strip sacked fumble Carson "I'm a little bitch boy" wentz to end the game

                                                                    Everyone gives up yards. This is the NFL. Only gave up 16 offensive points and 2 red zone turnovers. I'll take that any day.
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                                                                    • stealthyburrito
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 05-12-09
                                                                      • 21562

                                                                      #1644
                                                                      Phillyguy, should I play Jason witten tonight and put Matty out of his misery or do I wait until tomorrow with Blount and Tucker

                                                                      I kinda feel bad for Matty. He's like an old gimpy hunting dog that needs one bullet to the back of his head. Poor guy tried so hard last night to satisfy his wife but just couldn't get the job done.

                                                                      shes probably forgotten what it feels like to be with a real man. She'll rediscover that feeling when she meets me in February.
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                                                                      • MecStar
                                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                                        • 03-31-11
                                                                        • 478

                                                                        #1645
                                                                        *** PPR LEAGUE I NEED QUICK ADVICE..... I have flex option open between Jennings Beasley or Terrance West tomorrow. Who is my best option ????
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