5 Reasons You Won't Make Money Betting Baseball in 2014

[WarxMagic]

It was nothing personal.

[WarxMagic]

Shelby Miller is overrated.

[whtsox13]

I calculated that the Brewers win % + lose by 1 % was greater than 64%.

And then paid -175 for the privilege of your calculation. This is not a video game, son.

[Down_Goes Bookie]

what, no picks tonight?

[WarxMagic]

And then paid -175 for the privilege of your calculation. This is not a video game, son.

What does that mean?

[PAULYPOKER]

It means your an asshat

when it comes to valuing odds ......

You bend fukkin backwards to destroy any value on every play,for yourself......

Uncanny, you are........

[whtsox13]

Pauly... nice summary. robbed... well played

[WarxMagic]

Isn't the point of SBR to help your fellow comrades? To share knowledge that dissipates value? To turn sports betting from a challenge into a mindless endeavor where we can wake up in the morning, flip a coin, make a pick, and call it a night?

[Down_Goes Bookie]

Isn't the point of SBR to help your fellow comrades? To share knowledge that dissipates value? To turn sports betting from a challenge into a mindless endeavor where we can wake up in the morning, flip a coin, make a pick, and call it a night?

1-5 record and no picks tonight. I'm not feeling the knowledge.

Those trenchant bleeding-edge insights. The manifestation of sophisticated predictive analytics. The elegant and supremely powerful non-linear equations that balance value and risk to deliver winner after winner so all of SBR is practically buried in + units, ending in an epic gala celebration in Vegas during the World Series to honor and thank you for your contributions to humanity and single-handedly lifting once-wretched degenerates from the depths of ignorance, misery and despair.

All I'm seeing is a bunch of nonsense and a score: Waste of Time 5 Amusement Value 1.

[WarxMagic]

I'm sorry, how rude of me for forgetting your name. Brian Cashman, was it? Jerry Dipoto? Dan O'Dowd? Mr. Beane?

Oh wait, you are nobody lol. I've got a documented +110 units for 2013 and another +20 to close out April for this season already. That's the source of my megalomania, in case you were wondering.

And I'll continue to exploit baseball for as long as I can until clowns like you catch up and close the value gap. I don't need anonymous sycophants commending my glory.

I can gratify myself. Don't believe me? It's easy. I have formulas for everything.

#Self-Aggrandizing Statements Raise My Testosterone
#Elevated Testosterone Raises My Self-Esteem
#High Self-Esteem Leads Me to Make Self-Aggrandizing Statements
#Success is a Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

Stop waiting on others to give you a free lunch.

#The World is Mine
#Long Live the Degenerates

[Down_Goes Bookie]

I can gratify myself.

I'm sure you do, on a regular basis !!!

[upscope]

Well, @ the very least we know wax's copy & paste skills are UP to to date.

[WarxMagic]

Good morning self. [Looks in mirror] You are looking good today. [Looks out the window] Looks like it's going to rain - rain profits all over my body. Mhhmmm.

[Jimmy the Creep]

Keep feeding the beast. Your evident low self esteem is embarrassing. A dose of humility goes a long way young man. Just give us your best play of the day.

[WarxMagic]

You know what modesty, humility, and being respectful all have in common?

They are traits of losers.

KC +100
Cincinnati -115
Minnesota +135

#I Am a Champion

[stevenash]

Anyboy else figure out what past infamous poster he is?

Come on, post 153 gave it away.

[No coincidences]

Anyboy else figure out what past infamous poster he is?

Come on, post 153 gave it away.

Sadly, the unjustified arrogance and cognitive dissonance doesn't exactly narrow the field of candidates.

[WarxMagic]

This is how I feel when y'all come at me with these weak disses.

[stevenash]

Shelby Miller is overrated.

Son, if Shelby Miller was compared to Big Train, or Bob Gibson, I would agree with you, however he's not, what he is is a 23 year old big league starter who won 19 out of his first 30 starts.

Not many can claim they won 62 percent of their first 30 decision by the age of 23.
His ERA overall is 2.97, he averages a strike out an inning, has a solid 1.22 WH/IP. Hell, all his across the board numbers are rock solid.

Has one flaw, gives up one two many home runs, however, if you are pitching to an ERA in the two's, and you give up an occsional homer, you don't need a formula on excel to know they are isoalted solo homers, and they are a lot better than giving up one run, using 26 pitches, on three singles.

Overrated?
I say fairly rated.
I guess you don't have a dictionary on one of those spread sheets of yours, you are not applying the word correctly.

[WarxMagic]

You are entitled to your opinion. . . just like a 5 year old is entitled to spit out his vegetables. Some day you will look back and wonder if your dong would have grown 3 more inches if you just ate your dang peas.

[Jimmy the Creep]

Interesting speech in #155. Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't they enslaved at one time ? And aren't something like 85% of them on some kind of government assistance ? And 50% of the rest are in jail ? Not a very good track record considering his speech that he got from some movie I saw some time ago. Ever hear of the saying "walk softly and carry a big stick".

[stevenash]

You are entitled to your opinion. . . just like a 5 year old is entitled to spit out his vegetables. Some day you will look back and wonder if your dong would have grown 3 more inches if you just ate your dang peas.

If I ate my dang peas when I was a toddler, by rooster would be 14 " instead of 11", then I would have one more worry in life, that would be tripping over the damn thang in the shower every morning breaking my dang neck.

However, I liked KC when I saw the overnight, I see you like it too, so I'll let you go.

Final word though, Shelby Miller is neither overrated nor underrated.
Best of luck tonight Casper

[robbeduagain]

You know what modesty, humility, and being respectful all have in common?

They are traits of losers.

KC +100
Cincinnati -115
Minnesota +135

#I Am a Champion

I like some of your selections. But I have to disagree with your other statement. Those are all traits of people who are used to winning. They don't feel the need to brag. Good luck tonight

[stevenash]

^
If you are bragging, it never happened.

[whtsox13]

Some tough losses, Nash calls you out, and the fun is done?
#bigboypants

[WarxMagic]

My bad, Daddy had some adult business to take care of. Going to be enjoying Cinco de Mayo weekend away from SBR.

#Don't Panic

Also, coming up this week I will be overseeing the construction of a monument dedicated to myself in my front yard. The monument will depict the Battle of Puebla, where, in an alternate universe, I courageously lead the French over the poorly-trained, underfunded, indigenous population. Ironically, the monument will be constructed by Mexicans that I meet at a local BBQ on Monday, and grossly underpay.

#Pants On

[Down_Goes Bookie]

What's your SBR record now, 2-7?

[robbeduagain]

My bad, Daddy had some adult business to take care of. Going to be enjoying Cinco de Mayo weekend away from SBR.

#Don't Panic

Also, coming up this week I will be overseeing the construction of a monument dedicated to myself in my front yard. The monument will depict the Battle of Puebla, where, in an alternate universe, I courageously lead the French over the poorly-trained, underfunded, indigenous population. Ironically, the monument will be constructed by Mexicans that I meet at a local BBQ on Monday, and grossly underpay.

#Pants On

So I guess you had to go with him?
#Still waiting for the enlightenment.

[bob6199]

just ban the moron, idk how SBR lets idiots like that stay it just clutters the forum.

[PAULYPOKER]