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  • clynnm17
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    • 09-08-10
    • 1360

    #1
    my first squirter
    So I met this chic she is hair dresser. I met her through the chic that cuts my hair. So yesterday we go to the movies. We are flirting and just being obnoxious in the theater. She told me she wanted me to take her out to the car and finger the hell out of her. so i took her out there and started fingering the shit out of her. she squirted all over. The liquid that came out looked kind of funky. But i must admit I loved that shit.
  • Inkwell77
    SBR MVP
    • 02-03-11
    • 3227

    #2

    Awesome!
    1st Date???
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    • clynnm17
      SBR MVP
      • 09-08-10
      • 1360

      #3
      2nd date!
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      • actiondan
        SBR MVP
        • 10-16-10
        • 3442

        #4
        Good stuff shes a keeper
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        • daneault23
          SBR MVP
          • 09-08-09
          • 3865

          #5
          Going on a date this weekend n goin to movie. Girl seemed pretty horny. Might have same experience lol
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          • d00d
            Restricted User
            • 10-23-11
            • 238

            #6
            my wife is a squirter. it gets old.
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            • firehoyt
              SBR MVP
              • 12-02-10
              • 3569

              #7
              I've been with a couple of squirters, one was even pregnant. Wait til you meet a chick with no gag reflex
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              • Bcatswin
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-21-10
                • 13931

                #8
                squirters are cool, No gag reflex hellz yes
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                • TheCentaur
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-28-11
                  • 8108

                  #9
                  Originally posted by d00d
                  my wife is a squirter. it gets old.
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                  • CarpeDime
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-01-09
                    • 7873

                    #10
                    never had a squirter really pissed about it
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                    • Ernie Mccracken
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-11-11
                      • 1986

                      #11
                      It gets old. You always have to be aware that anything in the vicinity could get covered with piss. Awesome.
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                      • kmdubya
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 06-04-11
                        • 405

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken
                        It gets old. You always have to be aware that anything in the vicinity could get covered with piss. Awesome.
                        Hate to break it to you, but you're getting a golden shower, not a squirter.
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                        • Ernie Mccracken
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-11-11
                          • 1986

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kmdubya
                          Hate to break it to you, but you're getting a golden shower, not a squirter.

                          Please find the organ in the female genitalia that holds 6+ ounces of fluid.
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                          • Hazious
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-16-10
                            • 3963

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken


                            Please find the organ in the female genitalia that holds 6+ ounces of fluid.
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                            • clynnm17
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-08-10
                              • 1360

                              #15
                              so is it piss?
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                              • big joe 1212
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-01-08
                                • 19380

                                #16
                                Originally posted by clynnm17
                                so is it piss?


                                don't like it as much now, huh?
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                                • clynnm17
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-08-10
                                  • 1360

                                  #17
                                  LOL
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                                  • Gaskan
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 01-31-11
                                    • 765

                                    #18
                                    GREAT thread!!!
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                                    • edawg
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 07-09-11
                                      • 2820

                                      #19
                                      Let her drive on the second date!
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                                      • CarpeDime
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-01-09
                                        • 7873

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken
                                        Please find the organ in the female genitalia that holds 6+ ounces of fluid.

                                        dude the WHOLE FUKIN THING man, its like a fukin swamp down there pal
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                                        • clynnm17
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-08-10
                                          • 1360

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Gaskan
                                          GREAT thread!!!
                                          My first bad ass thread!
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                                          • mp5070
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                                            • 09-13-08
                                            • 5446

                                            #22
                                            Great Thread.....post a pic or PM
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                                            • clynnm17
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                                              • 09-08-10
                                              • 1360

                                              #23
                                              she would let me record her
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                                              • chemicalbrother
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                                                • 01-26-11
                                                • 4086

                                                #24
                                                my first real g/f, we ****** every day for months. she was a squirter. i just kinda assumed every girl was, i remember telling some other girls at school about it (i was 9th grade she was 8th grade so i was hs she was middle school) and they called me a liar. haha

                                                only been with one other since then now that i'm thinking about it. i used to put a ******* towel down in college with her. LOL
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                                                • CarpeDime
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-01-09
                                                  • 7873

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by chemicalbrother
                                                  my first real g/f, we ****** every day for months. she was a squirter. i just kinda assumed every girl was, i remember telling some other girls at school about it (i was 9th grade she was 8th grade so i was hs she was middle school) and they called me a liar. haha

                                                  only been with one other since then now that i'm thinking about it. i used to put a ******* towel down in college with her. LOL
                                                  BULLsh*t

                                                  she was squirting in 8th grade???
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                                                  • slappa
                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                    • 04-14-11
                                                    • 70

                                                    #26
                                                    Never had one squirt.

                                                    Maybe they have all been faking the big O

                                                    Feel depressed now
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                                                    • Told You So!
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 10-06-09
                                                      • 656

                                                      #27
                                                      I think its urine its awfully salty...
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                                                      • slappa
                                                        SBR Hustler
                                                        • 04-14-11
                                                        • 70

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Told You So!
                                                        I think its urine its awfully salty...

                                                        Don't really know what urine tastes like but I'll take your word.
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                                                        • excel
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 03-25-10
                                                          • 4270

                                                          #29
                                                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
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                                                          • chilidog
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 04-05-09
                                                            • 10305

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken


                                                            Please find the organ in the female genitalia that holds 6+ ounces of fluid.
                                                            Squirting comes from the urethra and is a result of the Skene's Gland (so-called female prostate) producing fluid. The Grafenberg Spot (G-Spot) is actually the base of this gland. Because the fluid expels through the urethra, there's often an intense urge to pee during extreme arousal. Most girls hold it back, not realizing it is ejaculate. They later pass it during urination. This fluid is NOT urine. It is odorless, mostly colorless and has little or no taste.

                                                            Lubrication/wetness comes from the vagina and excess amounts are released during the spasms of orgasm. Due to the principle of volume, size and pressure... it doesn't "squirt" but simply runs (or pours) out.

                                                            Either can happen independently, or it can be simultaneous. Obviously, simultaneous release is VERY intense, therefore VERY relieving and satisfying.
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                                                            • clynnm17
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 09-08-10
                                                              • 1360

                                                              #31
                                                              thanks chilli
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                                                              • BroDog73
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                                                                • 06-09-11
                                                                • 349

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by d00d
                                                                my wife is a squirter. it gets old.




                                                                My wife's a squirter also. Been married 12 yrs, and it NEVER gets old! Hottest thing ever!!!
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                                                                • yisman
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 09-01-08
                                                                  • 75682

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by edawg
                                                                  Let her drive on the second date!
                                                                  Why?

                                                                  Originally posted by chemicalbrother
                                                                  my first real g/f, we ****** every day for months. she was a squirter. i just kinda assumed every girl was, i remember telling some other girls at school about it (i was 9th grade she was 8th grade so i was hs she was middle school) and they called me a liar. haha
                                                                  WTF, you told other girls about your sexual experiences? That broke a lot of rules man.
                                                                  [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
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                                                                  [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                                  • JimmysEgo
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 06-07-10
                                                                    • 1201

                                                                    #34
                                                                    anal squirt is better
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                                                                    • Ernie Mccracken
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 09-11-11
                                                                      • 1986

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by chilidog
                                                                      This fluid is NOT urine. It is odorless, mostly colorless and has little or no taste


                                                                      This is a load of garbage that people believe (seriously, wiki says it's up for debate??) because no one wants to admit it's urine. I'm guessing you've been drinking it down for years, so just go with it. If you like being pissed on, do your thing.


                                                                      "As the average dimension of a female prostate is 1.3 inches lengthwise, 0.75 inches wide and 0.4 inches in height. A container of these dimensions will hold 0.32 oz of fluid on an average."
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