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  • SEAHAWKHARRY
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 11-29-07
    • 26068

    #36
    Move to cali marijane is completley legal just get a license tell doc your stressed out...licence cost 30.00 now most clinics have buy one get one free for 60.00 top shelf and sometimes buy 1 get two free....I live in San Diego....great place
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    • ttrace35
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-30-10
      • 10828

      #37
      Originally posted by Kindred
      you an expert on homos or jails?

      I remember that prison show on HBO where they were all freaking queers..

      My rule is don't get caught . It's simple and easy to remember, that way I never have to find out how man rooster munchers make up the prison population

      I spent a good amount of years in different jails and institutions.
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      • Br0nxer
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-25-11
        • 13665

        #38
        do u fukkin nitwits really think this kids going to jail

        he would be assraped in under 35 seconds.

        kid is going to hawaii. his parents are loaded. taking a nice vacation
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        • ttrace35
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-30-10
          • 10828

          #39
          Who knows. That part of canada is notoriously known for mass producing hydro weed. Maybe he got caught with a few pounds.
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          • Rusty24
            SBR Rookie
            • 04-27-11
            • 10

            #40
            I heard a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups can get ya an eight ball of yayo where you're going.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #41
              He is not on skype, I left 10 messages

              Where is he????????????
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              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #42
                Originally posted by ttrace35
                You guys watch too much television. All inmates aren't gay. Maybe 10-15% of a particular facility may participate in homosexual activity. This always gets way over blown.
                Yes but if that 15% find Canuck to be sexy he will be getting his shit pushed in....
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                • Preston09
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-19-09
                  • 1834

                  #43
                  Sucks for you! Goodluck!
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #44
                    Cancuk is going to be a fukkin target in prison

                    He is a twink and a 9

                    My God
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                    • ttrace35
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-30-10
                      • 10828

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Smoke
                      Yes but if that 15% find Canuck to be sexy he will be getting his shit pushed in....
                      Yea. Its usually the old time black dudes that did a lot of time. They love young scared white kids. And pretty boy puerto ricans. Those were always the biggest targets for gay shit.
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                      • Wiggums5
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-05-10
                        • 2409

                        #46
                        have fun...report back in a month.
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                        • No coincidences
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 01-18-10
                          • 76300

                          #47
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Cancuk is going to be a fukkin target in prison

                          He is a twink and a 9

                          My God
                          Who's he going to be molested by? The custodian who cleans his jail cell?

                          He's not going to the pen.
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                          • opie1988
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-12-10
                            • 23429

                            #48
                            50 points if you live Skype one of the many "Welcome, Bitch" sodomy sessions you're sure to encounter!

                            Now, have some fun in there!
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                            • robmpink
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-09-07
                              • 13205

                              #49
                              I hope the sisters don't get you.
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                              • mrmarket
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-26-10
                                • 4953

                                #50
                                Canadian prison is a lot tamer than American prison. And if you got arrested for drug possession in BC especially if it's marijuana you either had a huge amount on your premises or were running a large quantity. The cops couldn't give two fukks about a random joint/bag unless you piss them off badly.
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                                • ryanjep
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 12-09-08
                                  • 2556

                                  #51
                                  don't pick up the soap if u drop it
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #52
                                    Canuck where are you??

                                    I called again??
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                                    • itchypickle
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-05-09
                                      • 21452

                                      #53
                                      Prison gay isn't gay gay right? Just let it happen....don't fight it
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                                      • excel
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 03-25-10
                                        • 4270

                                        #54
                                        Typical canadian jail cell...
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                                        • ttrace35
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-30-10
                                          • 10828

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by excel
                                          Typical canadian jail cell...
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                                          • opie1988
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-12-10
                                            • 23429

                                            #56
                                            UPDATE!!****

                                            Just received current pic from Canuck. He's currently in holding cell awaiting transfer.....



                                            Stay strong, brother!
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                                            • Smoke
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-09-09
                                              • 48111

                                              #57
                                              Wow opie...

                                              They sure love to put Mexicans in jail up in Canada.. Wow
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                                              • Roxxyfish
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-26-09
                                                • 12066

                                                #58
                                                can you imagine what would happen, if i would go to a US jail and would say Hello my name is Roxxyfish ??
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                                                • cobalt king
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-20-08
                                                  • 1584

                                                  #59
                                                  shave your head tattoo a swatztika, your hair will grow back aftrer prison so you can hide it. but this way in jail the nazis will protect you.
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                                                  • Johnnythunder
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-25-10
                                                    • 2161

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by C-Gold
                                                    Prisoners are gay. I could be in jail 100 years and I'd never bend some dude over.

                                                    Most of you guys jerk off all the time anyway because you can't get laid. No difference.

                                                    You want to control somebody? Just kick their ass a few times and they'll learn.
                                                    100 percent right. Those guys are gay 100 %.
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                                                    • gdoom
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 09-25-10
                                                      • 606

                                                      #61
                                                      It all truly depends on where you are going. At any rate, all of the insight that the dude said is 100% true- Respect is key, always keep that in mind. Lay low, mind your own, and learn as much as you can while inside..
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                                                      • cranzter
                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                        • 04-07-11
                                                        • 174

                                                        #62
                                                        good luck
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                                                        • Smoke
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 10-09-09
                                                          • 48111

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by cobalt king
                                                          shave your head tattoo a swatztika, your hair will grow back aftrer prison so you can hide it. but this way in jail the nazis will protect you.
                                                          That's about the only way to protect his anus
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                                                          • ttwarrior1
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 06-23-09
                                                            • 28454

                                                            #64
                                                            maybe we can hook up in jail
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                                                            • ttrace35
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 09-30-10
                                                              • 10828

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by No coincidences
                                                              Who's he going to be molested by? The custodian who cleans his jail cell?

                                                              He's not going to the pen.
                                                              DOCS hires custodians to clean cells
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                                                              • daimoshokage
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 02-07-11
                                                                • 8935

                                                                #66
                                                                see you in a month Canuck..
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                                                                • onetrickpony
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 08-23-10
                                                                  • 9434

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by excel
                                                                  Typical canadian jail cell...
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                                                                  • Cuse0323
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 12-09-09
                                                                    • 30169

                                                                    #68
                                                                    If it's anything like trailer park boys, it sounds like fun. just drink a little potato vodka and play some ball hockey, all good.

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                                                                    • Wiggums5
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-05-10
                                                                      • 2409

                                                                      #69
                                                                      i see you are back already...are Canadian months shorter than everyone elses?
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                                                                      • sweethook
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 11-21-07
                                                                        • 12667

                                                                        #70
                                                                        well gl man
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