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  • Bigbill365
    SBR MVP
    • 06-22-12
    • 4572

    #1
    Talking to hot chick but no car
    Talkin to this hot Milf but i dont have a car need some tips
  • johnnyvegas13
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 05-21-15
    • 27895

    #2
    Is ur problem that u need a way to go meet her ???

    or that she will think ur a broke dick w no car ???
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    • las8
      SBR MVP
      • 09-09-09
      • 1262

      #3
      get a bike with pegs. That way you can peg her or when you get tired she can peg you.
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      • masr
        SBR MVP
        • 10-20-07
        • 4773

        #4
        Uber
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        • TheMoneyShot
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          • 02-14-07
          • 28672

          #5
          Did you get her Cash App link yet Big Bill?
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82781

            #6
            Rent a car? Buy a car?
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            • BeatTheJerk
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 08-19-07
              • 31794

              #7
              Originally posted by Bigbill365
              Talkin to this hot Milf but i dont have a car need some tips
              All depends on what she wants with you ? If she just wants to get dick downed by a younger man, then let her come to you. You have a house right ? Don’t be shy on telling a woman the truth if she’s not solely after your wallet.
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #8
                Bill, you tryin to fuk?
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                • Bigbill365
                  SBR MVP
                  • 06-22-12
                  • 4572

                  #9
                  maybe she wants some sausage maybe ill meet her at bar i got some money but no car
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                  • OldBill
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 11-02-21
                    • 6416

                    #10
                    fuk her if she the type that dosent like guys without cars who are working contributing members of society

                    RENT a car and make her a member of the 4 F club Find EM Feel EM F**K EM Forget EM
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                    • Bigbill365
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-22-12
                      • 4572

                      #11
                      Originally posted by OldBill
                      fuk her if she the type that dosent like guys without cars who are working contributing members of society

                      RENT a car and make her a member of the 4 F club Find EM Feel EM F**K EM Forget EM
                      this is goin to be tuff but im gona try maybe i meet at bar and say im to drunk maybe u can drive
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                      • BeatTheJerk
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 08-19-07
                        • 31794

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bigbill365
                        maybe she wants some sausage maybe ill meet her at bar i got some money but no car
                        If you know how to talk to a woman via text & over the phone you can bypass the bar date & just have them come to your place to smash.
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Billy stay away

                          I am a professional
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                          • Bigbill365
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-22-12
                            • 4572

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                            If you know how to talk to a woman via text & over the phone you can bypass the bar date & just have them come to your place to smash.
                            well problem i dont have my own place either so im trying to formulate a game plan i do got some money though
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                            • BeatTheJerk
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                              • 08-19-07
                              • 31794

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bigbill365
                              well problem i dont have my own place either so im trying to formulate a game plan i do got some money though
                              Dude you’re fukked, but I appreciate your honesty. Good luck pal you’ll need some. You’ll definitely have to formulate some truths in order to fukk this broad.
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                              • Bigbill365
                                SBR MVP
                                • 06-22-12
                                • 4572

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                Dude you’re fukked, but I appreciate your honesty. Good luck pal you’ll need some. You’ll definitely have to formulate some truths in order to fukk this broad.
                                Well got any ideas im willing to try anything
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                                • BeatTheJerk
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 08-19-07
                                  • 31794

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Bigbill365
                                  Well got any ideas im willing to try anything
                                  Pick a restaurant/bar near where you live to meet so you can walk there or take a bus. As far as having sex with her I’m not quite sure. If 1st date goes well, maybe you can suggest a hotel date for 2nd date again near where you live. She might be intrigued by meeting you at a neutral site for the 1st time.
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                                  • texhooper
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-05-09
                                    • 10001

                                    #18
                                    So let me get this straight bill you live with your girlfriend and are trying to creep on her with this old lady and are trying to figure out how without getting caught
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                                    • Snowball
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                                      • 11-15-09
                                      • 30054

                                      #19
                                      no car or no license lol
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                                      • TheMetsSuck
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 01-14-12
                                        • 6146

                                        #20
                                        Just get a hooker at this rate. If you are a good looking guy that can spit game and has a huge rooster you should be able to convince her to go back to her place. Make up any excuse as to why you can’t goto your place that night. Brothers in town staying at your place, getting the kitchen remodeled, termites, etc. good luck
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                                        • TheMoneyShot
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                                          • 02-14-07
                                          • 28672

                                          #21
                                          Old Bill just gave Big Bill some priceless advice lol
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                                          • dark star
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-04-09
                                            • 3900

                                            #22
                                            take her fishing BigBilly
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                                            • JIBBBY
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-10-09
                                              • 83686

                                              #23
                                              Steal a car for a night. .


                                              No car no chance otherwise!
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                                              • eidolon
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-02-08
                                                • 9531

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Bigbill365
                                                maybe she wants some sausage maybe ill meet her at bar i got some money but no car
                                                Meet her at a bar for drinks. If there is any reason how you got to the bar comes up, just say you took an Uber because you knew you were going to have some drinks.


                                                Edit: looks like you can't bring her back to your place, so set up meeting at a bar that is close to her.
                                                Last edited by eidolon; 04-04-22, 07:00 PM.
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                                                • MinnesotaFats
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-18-10
                                                  • 14758

                                                  #25
                                                  Rent the pimpest ride dude

                                                  Once she gets a lil tipsy you bust out my favorite line to a random divorcee

                                                  "So...you ever sukk dikk in an Aston Martin?"

                                                  They are always shocked at first, then smile & say no.

                                                  Then I jiggle keys....
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                                                  • BeatTheJerk
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                    • 31794

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                                    Rent the pimpest ride dude

                                                    Once she gets a lil tipsy you bust out my favorite line to a random divorcee

                                                    "So...you ever sukk dikk in an Aston Martin?"

                                                    They are always shocked at first, then smile & say no.

                                                    Then I jiggle keys....
                                                    Bill’s bankroll is very limited as well. I don’t even think he can afford a hotel room for them. Decent hotel room for one night is like 200-300. He needs to find a way back to her place somehow in her car gonna take a small miracle in my opinion.
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                                                    • MinnesotaFats
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 12-18-10
                                                      • 14758

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                      Bill’s bankroll is very limited as well. I don’t even think he can afford a hotel room for them. Decent hotel room for one night is like 200-300. He needs to find a way back to her place somehow in her car gonna take a small miracle in my opinion.
                                                      Fake food poisoning or sickness

                                                      She'll offer a ride
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                                                      • captrobey
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                                                        • 09-02-10
                                                        • 34356

                                                        #28
                                                        Tell her you have 2 cool Corvettes
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                                                        • JIBBBY
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 12-10-09
                                                          • 83686

                                                          #29
                                                          Tell her your BMW or Mercedes is in the shop, keep the date in walking distance to a local restaurant or bar. .
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                                                          • nick1976
                                                            SBR High Roller
                                                            • 01-22-22
                                                            • 153

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by OldBill
                                                            fuk her if she the type that dosent like guys without cars who are working contributing members of society

                                                            RENT a car and make her a member of the 4 F club Find EM Feel EM F**K EM Forget EM
                                                            +1 love it lol
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                                                            • edawg
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-09-11
                                                              • 2820

                                                              #31
                                                              Tell her your 1970 Hemi Cuda is in the shop getting a foot print gas pedal installed.
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                                                              • JMobile
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-21-10
                                                                • 19074

                                                                #32
                                                                Where are the pics of this so called MILF???
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                                                                • BOA12
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 02-19-12
                                                                  • 20622

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Bigbill365
                                                                  Well got any ideas im willing to try anything
                                                                  Women like projects, she may consider you a perfect one. I'd say getting laid is a . Go 4 it #365.
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                                                                  • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 10-08-10
                                                                    • 8944

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Bigbill365
                                                                    Talkin to this hot Milf but i dont have a car need some tips
                                                                    C’mon Man! Just find you a girl with a job and a car - Not that hard, Alice Cooper laid out the blueprints years ago…..

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                                                                    • JIBBBY
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-10-09
                                                                      • 83686

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Well Billy you started this thread, HOW DID IT WORK OUT?
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